Its a mutant!!!!!

Woomeister

Woomeister

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My sons hamster has just given birth to 3 babies, unfortunately one has 2 heads....We do live near a nuclear power station, maybe we are doomed. But in the mean time what should I do with it? 'Sorry son it had 2 heads it had to go'......I cant bring myself to kill it. Maybe I should take it to the vet tomorrow and see what he says. It seems fine but is hogging all the milk from his mum at the moment.
 
ruderalis88

ruderalis88

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holy shit!

get on the blower to the london times this minute, earn yourself a pretty penny

did the mum try and eat them yet?
 
Woomeister

Woomeister

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No shes quite chilled. I dont think she will eat them, she must have been pregnant when we bought her. I wonder if the father had one or 2 heads...lol
 
skiskate

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See how long you can get it to live for, thats what i would want to try. Pretty crazy though, is it two full heads or like another face coming outta his head?
 
Woomeister

Woomeister

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:-o
skiskate said:
See how long you can get it to live for, thats what i would want to try. Pretty crazy though, is it two full heads or like another face coming outta his head?
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2 full heads. Very wierd at the best of times, when you just smoked a Charis spliff its the thing of nightmares.:-o
 
ruderalis88

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dude you're gonna wake up in the middle of the night with it sitting on your face reciting psalms backwards or something, it's clearly devil-spawn. you could try selling it to the local circus?
 
idlehands80

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C'mon you cant just announce you have a 2 headed hamster and not supply pictures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where's da PICS!!!!!!!!!! PICS!!!!!! PICS!!!!!!!
 
MRLD

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hahaha....damn that shit sounds crazy....fuck i would call someone....stoner friends...news...i know call animal planet......they might show him on that one show "The Most Extreme"......
 
Woomeister

Woomeister

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Im getting a little concerned about old '2 heads' he/she is starting to roll around a lot now, almost like its suffering from bad dreams....

Sorry Idle, I live in the middle of nowhere and its 01:39am, my nearest friend is 90 miles away. Im hardly just going to be sat here and think 'I know! I will make up a thread about a 2 headed hamster'....
 
ruderalis88

ruderalis88

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yeah woo's a man of honesty and integrity, he's not gonna go knocking the neighbours' doors at near 2am haha

i bet the two heads are having like a bi-polar attack, one of them wants to go left, the other right
 
Woomeister

Woomeister

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The mum has licked them all clean and is now picking them up and carrying them into the bedroom compartment where she tends to eat her food!!!! Could be a murder of an innocent 2 headed baby hamster about to take place...I will keep you updated people!
 
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