You know you're a pothead when:

FoxCompany426

FoxCompany426

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We Love 1 said:
When You buy a house just so You can grow Your own killer buds.
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HAHAHA, I'm doing that shit right now! Got it all planned out.


You know you're a pothead when you have a bong in your bedroom, a pipe in the closet, another pipe in the living room, new joints in the drawer, halfway smoked joints in the kitchen, about 8 halfway smoked joints on the patio, a sack on the dining room table with a grinder, scale and rolling papers and two sacks in the drawer. That's my house right now, hahaha
 
Splinter88

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When you wish you had 3 lungs instead of only two.

when your driving high & you realize you miss the turn but you don't really care.
 
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420Wizard

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You know you're a pothead when your friend comes over at 3am and offers to match up with you and you say f*ck off and wait till 4:20 (am)

And then open the door again saying wait a minute lets smoke a bowl NOW too
 
ruderalis88

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when the first thing you know you're gonna spend pay on is weed

when you can't get hold of any and you spend hours calling people you once saw smoke a joint once at a party years ago on the off chance they remember you and could hook you up

when american dad/family guy/the simpsons has you laughing so hard you cry...and then you can't really remember why it was funny it just was
 
stupidcracker00

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1) You make a "you know your a pothead when" section on your iPhone to jot down hillarious stoner moments that you don't wanna forget.
2) When a pothead makes more sense talking about the Bible than your pastor.
3) When random objects start looking like pipes.
4) When you can't remember if you smoked today or not.
5) When you can tell if weed on tv or in the movies is real or not.
6) When you can tell a lighter is out just by holding it

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~SC

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7) When your "top sites" (24 slots) are ONLY about growing the dankest of the dank.
 
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Sr. Verde

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stupidcracker00 said:
1) You make a "you know your a pothead when" section on your iPhone to jot down hillarious stoner moments that you don't wanna forget.
2) When a pothead makes more sense talking about the Bible than your pastor.
3) When random objects start looking like pipes.
4) When you can't remember if you smoked today or not.
5) When you can tell if weed on tv or in the movies is real or not.
6) When you can tell a lighter is out just by holding it

To be continued...

~SC
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Yeah.... Pretty much.


Lol your good man




This thread is golden


I was laughing so hard at the bills in potselling terms post

man too blazed
 
Johnny Retro

Johnny Retro

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stupidcracker00 said:
1) You make a "you know your a pothead when" section on your iPhone to jot down hillarious stoner moments that you don't wanna forget.
2) When a pothead makes more sense talking about the Bible than your pastor.
3) When random objects start looking like pipes.
4) When you can't remember if you smoked today or not.
5) When you can tell if weed on tv or in the movies is real or not.
6) When you can tell a lighter is out just by holding it

To be continued...

~SC
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More like you cant remeber anything you did BESIDES smoking :hump:
 
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