Recently I have been jotting down stand up skit ideas, joke ideas, and movie dialog ideas. Not that I attempt to go any were with it just for my own reading enjoyment and my friends. If I still think it's funny when I am not stoned I save it otherwise it gets discarded.
Just wrote one down...
Do you think Micheal J. Fox gets frustrated when he tries to eat a spoonful of peas?
I know I am going to hell for that one but it's funny all the same
Do you think Micheal J. Fox gets frustrated when he tries to eat a spoonful of peas?
i use Clear Eyes Redness Relief. they cost like 4 bucks here in the US but i cant translate to pounds. make sure u dont get itchy eye relief. it makes ur eyes burn and its just uncomfortable. happy day. peace homie slice dawg.haha! that would look so weird! what eye drops do you use? iv seen some on online head shops but there £8! can i just use some from any pharmasutical shop?
Peace x
lol sounds like a planI know i am a genius haha! Theres no point me making a thread as i have no pics and no bud but i shall have bud tomorow! so if you want to make a thread as you have pics but make sure everryone knows it was my idea
Peace x
dude...please tell me that you're kidding.. do you think they looked at my pics? FUCK! and im not freaking out about the plants! i had...personal...photos on there! they shouldnt have had a reason to look at my stuff...i didnt get them to save any of my files. dear god...if they saw my fat ass i think i'd dieWOW!!
Your probably not gonna believe this, but Im a computer Tech!! LOL!!
And I have seen it all... I mean everything..
I would never turn anyone in fromwhats on their HD, neither would most techs. Its a confidentiality thing.
I would of loved to see your sexy pics..
Plants and ALL!!
If we were closer, Id tune YOU and your computer up for nuttin
absolutely im more worried about them seeing me than my plants! lol. i wouldnt be completely and totally mortified by the plants...im proud of them lol but me? good god... i'd much rather go to jail than be seen topless, etc by strangers.lol your worried more about them seeing nudie pics of urself rather than weed plants? haha i bet the dude printed out some pics of you for later on tonight haha jk but maybe lol
Damn girl, you seem way to hard on yourself calling yourself a "fat ass" lighten up. My whole life has been about "perfect" skinny girls and you know where that has led me?.... to the bottom of hundreds of bottles, heartache, and more drugs than i care to remember doing. The truth is you most likely have a better heart and empathy than every skinny prissy bitch in this world. Not to mention a much larger brain capacity as every woman I have ever been with turned out to be complete retards! I wish I realized this sooner in life, perhaps I wouldn't be in the state I am currently in. Do not let the expectations of society and cookie cutting brainless worms telling you what you need to be bring you down. Heart, compassion, and honesty are much more rare qualities than an hour glass figure! Embrace yourself and the ideals you stand for and true beauty will be yours.dude...please tell me that you're kidding.. do you think they looked at my pics? FUCK! and im not freaking out about the plants! i had...personal...photos on there! they shouldnt have had a reason to look at my stuff...i didnt get them to save any of my files. dear god...if they saw my fat ass i think i'd die
thank you for thatDamn girl, you seem way to hard on yourself calling yourself a "fat ass" lighten up. My whole life has been about "perfect" skinny girls and you know where that has led me?.... to the bottom of hundreds of bottles, heartache, and more drugs than i care to remember doing. The truth is you most likely have a better heart and empathy than every skinny prissy bitch in this world. Not to mention a much larger brain capacity as every woman I have ever been with turned out to be complete retards! I wish I realized this sooner in life, perhaps I wouldn't be in the state I am currently in. Do not let the expectations of society and cookie cutting brainless worms telling you what you need to be bring you down. Heart, compassion, and honesty are much more rare qualities than an hour glass figure! Embrace yourself and the ideals you stand for and true beauty will be yours.
I apologize if I crossed a personal line but I felt it needed to be said!
they arent exactly naked lol...im not that brave. but i had a couple of my rack because i pierced them myself, i took photos of the piercings. and i had a couple of my butt...they were for a guy...i didnt have the balls to actually send them though lol.Why do you have naked pictures of yourself on your computer?
.... Um why shouldn't she it is her personal computer and sexuality let her do as she pleases. Who are we to question her actions?Why do you have naked pictures of yourself on your computer?
you'll never meet a single person who is as weird and as complex as i am...lol. i dont mean to be so strange, i just am. and the piercings...lol. i did that because im a big baby. i wanted to numb the area before i pierced it. and studios dont numb stuff before they pierce...they just pierce lol. and at the same time it was a therapeutic thing, kind of like walking on hot coals. once you've done it...life's a little less scarysarah, your too hard on yourself! Love yourself, i kind of do haha. Naked pictures huh, fancy sharing them around jokeing you have the balls to pierce your own nipples but not to send some pictures? damn girls are complicated haha! Anyway yeh i havnt been high in 4 whole days! what is going on! ill certainatly make up for it tonight haha!
Peace x
Why shouldn't she? really? how about so no tech guys get a bunch of naked pictures, or anyone else for that matter. If you are into having other people see you naked then document it with a picture and store it on your computer. I wouldn't question her actions if she wasn't freaked out about the pictures being exposed..... Um why shouldn't she it is her personal computer and sexuality let her do as she pleases. Who are we to question her actions?