What we think about when we be high.
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Sadistikal87
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Recently I have been jotting down stand up skit ideas, joke ideas, and movie dialog ideas. Not that I attempt to go any were with it just for my own reading enjoyment and my friends. If I still think it's funny when I am not stoned I save it otherwise it gets discarded.
Just wrote one down...
Do you think Micheal J. Fox gets frustrated when he tries to eat a spoonful of peas?
I know I am going to hell for that one but it's funny all the same
Just wrote one down...
Do you think Micheal J. Fox gets frustrated when he tries to eat a spoonful of peas?
I know I am going to hell for that one but it's funny all the same
CLOSETGROWTH
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one11
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hey there that made me ball out laughing. baked.
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Sadistikal87
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Smoked a fat one man....whats on my mind....
1. Stuffed shells with meat sauce
2. Meatball sandwich
3. Garlic bread
4. Huge glass of Crystal light Rasberry ice
After my meal, a refreshing Newport 100 will be consumed than I will immerse myself into creating some tasty blues/classic rock riffs on my guitar. I record my noodling and listen to it later when not hi to see how it sounds.
1. Stuffed shells with meat sauce
2. Meatball sandwich
3. Garlic bread
4. Huge glass of Crystal light Rasberry ice
After my meal, a refreshing Newport 100 will be consumed than I will immerse myself into creating some tasty blues/classic rock riffs on my guitar. I record my noodling and listen to it later when not hi to see how it sounds.
sarah22
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lol sounds like a planI know i am a geniushaha! Theres no point me making a thread as i have no pics and no bud
but i shall have bud tomorow! so if you want to make a thread as you have pics
but make sure everryone knows it was my idea
Peace x
i'll start the thread after i get a good red eye pic tonight
sarah22
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dude...please tell me that you're kidding.. do you think they looked at my pics? FUCK! and im not freaking out about the plants! i had...personal...photos on there!WOW!!
Your probably not gonna believe this, but Im a computer Tech!! LOL!!
And I have seen it all... I mean everything..
I would never turn anyone in fromwhats on their HD, neither would most techs. Its a confidentiality thing.
I would of loved to see your sexy pics..
Plants and ALL!!
If we were closer, Id tune YOU and your computer up for nuttin
they shouldnt have had a reason to look at my stuff...i didnt get them to save any of my files. dear god...if they saw my fat ass i think i'd die 
JimiHendrix
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lol your worried more about them seeing nudie pics of urself rather than weed plants? haha i bet the dude printed out some pics of you for later on tonight haha jk but maybe lol
sarah22
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absolutely im more worried about them seeing me than my plants! lol. i wouldnt be completely and totally mortified by the plants...im proud of them
lol but me? good god...
i'd much rather go to jail than be seen topless, etc by strangers.
Sadistikal87
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Damn girl, you seem way to hard on yourself calling yourself a "fat ass" lighten up. My whole life has been about "perfect" skinny girls and you know where that has led me?.... to the bottom of hundreds of bottles, heartache, and more drugs than i care to remember doing. The truth is you most likely have a better heart and empathy than every skinny prissy bitch in this world. Not to mention a much larger brain capacity as every woman I have ever been with turned out to be complete retards! I wish I realized this sooner in life, perhaps I wouldn't be in the state I am currently in. Do not let the expectations of society and cookie cutting brainless worms telling you what you need to be bring you down. Heart, compassion, and honesty are much more rare qualities than an hour glass figure! Embrace yourself and the ideals you stand for and true beauty will be yours.dude...please tell me that you're kidding.. do you think they looked at my pics? FUCK! and im not freaking out about the plants! i had...personal...photos on there!
I apologize if I crossed a personal line but I felt it needed to be said!
sarah22
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thank you for that
sarah22
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they arent exactly naked lol...im not that brave. but i had a couple of my rack because i pierced them myself, i took photos of the piercings. and i had a couple of my butt...they were for a guy...i didnt have the balls to actually send them though lol.
Sadistikal87
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.... Um why shouldn't she it is her personal computer and sexuality let her do as she pleases. Who are we to question her actions?
Bilstaaa
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sarah, your too hard on yourself! Love yourself, i kind of do haha. Naked pictures huh, fancy sharing them around jokeing
you have the balls to pierce your own nipples but not to send some pictures? damn girls are complicated haha!
Anyway yeh i havnt been high in 4 whole days! what is going on! ill certainatly make up for it tonight haha!
Peace x
. Naked pictures huh, fancy sharing them around jokeing you have the balls to pierce your own nipples but not to send some pictures? damn girls are complicated haha! Anyway yeh i havnt been high in 4 whole days! what is going on! ill certainatly make up for it tonight haha!Peace x
Biggravy22
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Pretty much everything. Sometimes I get down on myself. I wouldn't define it as depression because I don't harp on any one issue in particular. I just think about the things I want to do with my life, how to get there, sacrifices I may have to make along the way. I think about my family, my friends...Oh and most of all how much I don't feel like driving to Burger king. lol
sarah22
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you'll never meet a single person who is as weird and as complex as i am...lol. i dont mean to be so strange, i just am. and the piercings...lol. i did that because im a big baby. i wanted to numb the area before i pierced it. and studios dont numb stuff before they pierce...they just pierce lol. and at the same time it was a therapeutic thing, kind of like walking on hot coals. once you've done it...life's a little less scarysarah, your too hard on yourself! Love yourself, i kind of do haha
Peace x
Xrtnfx
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Why shouldn't she? really? how about so no tech guys get a bunch of naked pictures, or anyone else for that matter. If you are into having other people see you naked then document it with a picture and store it on your computer. I wouldn't question her actions if she wasn't freaked out about the pictures being exposed.
madcatter
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The less time I spend ever thinking about what the rest of the world thinks, the happier I am.... I could really give a flying fuck what someone else thinks... other than the missus and a few close friends and family, the rest of the world is inconsequential to me... Give respect, get respect, fuck with me and get fucked with... Eat. Sleep., Ride Hard...