ok, so heres the ghetto song i came up with, i took guns n roses welcome to the jungle and rearanged some words and threw in some of my own and this is what i came up with.
Welcome To The Ghetto
Welcome to the ghetto
We've got pipes 'n' bongs
We got everything you want
Honey, we know all the songs
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey
Yeah we got your weed
In the ghetto
Welcome to the ghetto
My buds bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch you scream
Welcome to the ghetto
We grow it day by day
If you want it you're gonna have to bring some green
But it's the price you pay
And she's a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the northren lights
But you won't get it free from me
In the ghetto
Welcome to the ghetto
Smoke my, my, my green
I, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the ghetto
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn to grow like an ghetto grower
In the ghetto where we play
If you got a hunger for a bag of weed
You'll take it eventually
You can have any strain you want
So you better buy it from me
In the ghetto
Welcome to the ghetto
My buds bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I gonna watch you scream
And when you're high you never
Ever want to come down, so down,
So down, so down, so dooooowwwwwn
YEAH yeah yeah, I'm so high
You know where you are?
You're in the ghetto baby.
You're gonna smoke some weed!
In the ghetto
Welcome to the ghetto
My buds bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
In the ghetto
Welcome to the ghetto
Smoke my, my, my greeeeen
In the ghetto
Welcome to the ghetto
My buds bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
In the ghetto
Welcome to the ghetto
My buds bring you to your
It' gonna make you high-HA!