The You Know Your A Grower Thread

[dangledo]

when you can relate to 90% of posts in this thread.

When you know more about water than your pool guy.

when your first priority for buying a house is growing the ganj, 1 year now, 4 grows.yes!!

like sarah said. When you have half dollar burn marks somewhere on your body. I got three, stupid gavita bulbs. thats such a buzz kill. tsssssssst, fuuuuuk!!!

by far my favorite thread, I read them all. rep

 

[IAm5toned]

You have 10 different breeders packs lying around with one or 2 seeds left in 'em.
You go through h2o2 faster than a beauty shop.
You have germinated seeds, then forgot all about them...

 

[Fditty00]

If u have googled, low odor strain, carbon filter, ozone generator, ona gel, more than once.

 

[ImTheFireMan]

when you look at street lights in a whole new perspective.

when you are walking down the street and stop to ask your friends if they knew that the bulbs used in "that^" street light are the same ones used to grow fucking dank ass ganj.

when you see an hps light thats easy to reach and think about comin back in the middle of the night to swipe it, but then you're good nature/integrity convinces you to do otherwise

 

[laceygirl]

Camping is the last thing on your mind when you talk about tents.....

 

[ImTheFireMan]

when you use the word "bitches" only in reference to the hoes in your room you gotta feed/chop/prune etc

 

[IAm5toned]

i just love your avatars lacey

And Speaking of tents-

You have knocked over your grow tent adjusting lights... while your inside it

 

[ImTheFireMan]

haha ^^

iam5toned


if you got that gleam in your eye when you first heard about or discovered that grow yoyos existed.

 

[2012]

When you walk the forests of summer fully clothed in pants winter hat hoodie and gloves..

 

[laceygirl]

i just love your avatars lacey

And Speaking of tents-

You have knocked over your grow tent adjusting lights... while your inside it

Thank you...

You Know You're a Grower When....

You get over excited when going to the Hydro Shop...

Mylar had nothing to do with the Space Program as far as your are concerned...

 

[Delux83]

ok i had a few post mutli " " but this thread got like 4 new pages since i last stoped by so since i agree with EVERYTHING that would of been to long of a post!
When you think about dating a girl who grows then decide not to because if you ever moved in you would have to share the grow space!

 

[EsmeWeatherwax]

You go to the hydro store and expect the owner to drop what he is doing and take care of you because you think you must be his best costomer with what you have spent there.

 

[ImTheFireMan]

when you get mad at the hydro guy because he has a chip on his shoulder and is endlessly convincing you to switch to soil from rockwool when all you went in there for was to buy new scissors, a spray bottle, and some 1/2 inch tubing.

 

[guitarabuser]

When you have spent more time in the closet than Barney Frank did.

 

[speeka]

You Know Your A Grower If:

1. You have ever scraped a melted sleeve off of an HID lamp
2. You have checked on seedlings every 30 mins... just see if 'anything happened'
3. You have been annoyed at aquarium stores by clerks wanting to know what size your tank is, for such a big airpump and so many stones
4. You have gotten lost at home depot trying to find perlite w/ no miracle grow in it.
5. You have taken more precautions dumping soil and clippings then most mobsters do dumping bodies.
6. You wait by the door, waiting for the timer to click......
7. You have run outside @ 2am with frost tents in a blind panic.
8. Your spouse gets jealous of your plants.
9. Have sprained an ankle carrying water, and still got the job done.
10. Have been discouraged by a ginormous pile off buds... only because they have to be trimmed and there's no help!



lol, feel free to add to the list, those are some of my personal favs.

You know you are a grower when your signature has Fungus gnats.

 

[EsmeWeatherwax]

When you know that spider mites are going to take over the world and all we can do is slow them down.

 

[diggitydank420]

You know you're a grower when you spend your entire tax refund (and more) at HTGSupply.com

 

[don2009]

You know you're a grower when you spend your entire tax refund (and more) at HTGSupply.com

good one! Im def one

 

[dew-b]

You Know Your A Grower If:

1. You have ever scraped a melted sleeve off of an HID lamp
2. You have checked on seedlings every 30 mins... just see if 'anything happened'
3. You have been annoyed at aquarium stores by clerks wanting to know what size your tank is, for such a big airpump and so many stones
4. You have gotten lost at home depot trying to find perlite w/ no miracle grow in it.
5. You have taken more precautions dumping soil and clippings then most mobsters do dumping bodies.
6. You wait by the door, waiting for the timer to click......
7. You have run outside @ 2am with frost tents in a blind panic.
8. Your spouse gets jealous of your plants.
9. Have sprained an ankle carrying water, and still got the job done.
10. Have been discouraged by a ginormous pile off buds... only because they have to be trimmed and there's no help!



lol, feel free to add to the list, those are some of my personal favs.

when asked if you have anyrolling papers? you wip out 1380 saying is this enough? (got that many)

 

[BlackOp]

When you see every outdoor wilderness scene as a potential grow location. Every time I watch the travel channel or the like I always imagine the most awesome outdoor patch ever.