awkward question but i figured my friends here at RIU wouldnt mind

Louis541

Well-Known Member
see guy's,,,we are being held back,,,,how come they got a place for that and we don't,,,,is it cause we aren't all Really Comfortable with our spouses,,or we just ain't gonna pay for it,,,,,one Saturday in the shed after a few beers,,,,,Hey Joe,,,,,could you gimme a shave Man? Ya I want the letter S underlined,,so I can tell MaryLou it was foer her,,and it means Suuuck!!!
I'd think the hairs would get prickly and poke the clit in the most uncomfortable of fashions
 

kronic1989

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Okay, I trim my hair level with my shaft and above. Ive tried shaving and it was a bitch(painful afterwards and itchy) and I almost cut myself a few times. I didnt even dare try to shave my balls, How would one go about doing such an impossible task? A razor on a rounded surface never goes down well. Any advice lol?
 

JN811

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Okay, I trim my hair level with my shaft and above. Ive tried shaving and it was a bitch(painful afterwards and itchy) and I almost cut myself a few times. I didnt even dare try to shave my balls, How would one go about doing such an impossible task? A razor on a rounded surface never goes down well. Any advice lol?
lmfao, you got me considering doing it now. #1 piece of advice.. Dont do it stoned:shock:
 

HoLE

Well-Known Member
Okay, I trim my hair level with my shaft and above. Ive tried shaving and it was a bitch(painful afterwards and itchy) and I almost cut myself a few times. I didnt even dare try to shave my balls, How would one go about doing such an impossible task? A razor on a rounded surface never goes down well. Any advice lol?

use a very slick skin lotion,,,pull where needed to smooth out yur sack,,,,OMG,,,did I just say that,,hey I only watched,,,so if you have some girl you trust with a razor in her hand shaving your balls,,,,,go for it,,I did,,and got a blowie after,,and since the 3 weeks it has been done,,I prolly got lipservice about 14 times so far,,,,you know when ya get a hair from giving a girl oral stuck in yur throat,,or teeth,,it blows,,,,,(hahaha,,no pun intended,,,,ahhh,,ok,,I intended)if man can demand a clean set of lips,,why can't woman demand a smooth stalk with no bush below,,like I said,,I've had the best since I have been shaved,,think of this,,your woman is giving you oral,,,and stops when hair is tickling her nose,,all of a sudden your clean,,and she inhales 2 more inches of you,,,,WoooooHaaaaaa
 

spleefed

Active Member
There's nothing like the feel of a freshly shorn scrotum. You don't have to go completely bald, just shave off everything on the shaft and your nut sack. Use a small battery powered beard grooming clippers to get it as short as possible. Then using a new clean blade in your razor you can get the rest of it shaved off smooth. I recommend using soap instead of shave cream. Using a bar of soap provides plenty of lube and yet allows you to see what you're doing. You get yourself clean and smooth and you may surprised at how much time she spends fondling and sucking your rod.

I wonder if Nair would work. Does Nair burn when it's applied to the legs?

After you shave it off be sure to rub some Ben-Gay all over your dick and balls. That feels real good.
 

golddog

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There's nothing like the feel of a freshly shorn scrotum. .

I wonder if Nair would work. Does Nair burn when it's applied to the legs?

After you shave it off be sure to rub some Ben-Gay all over your dick and balls. That feels real good.
I guess you beat me to it! :hump:
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
i say a lil manscaping is a good thing.. if she's going down on you like you said and she swallows and all, wtf, its only a common courtesy type of thing, escpecially if she asked you to do it.. the first couple of times doing it is a pain in the a$$ and very itchy when it grows back in, but it gets better over time.. and what ever you do, don't try any of that nair crap as it will burn the crap out of your johnson, and i mean like chemical burns not just hot.. not a good idea to use that crap... shaving the balls is always interesting as well.. so damn hard to keep the razor clean enough for it to keep shaving... i like to use a nice pair of scisoors first to get it down to a shaveable level before even breaking out the razor.. just gotta be careful with the scissors as take it from me, geting a lil scrotum caught up in the scisoors is no way to start your day off..
 

HoLE

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use the number one clip on the hair clippers...works great

lol,,I was gonna tell the wife next time use my Phillips ,,3 rotary blades with swivell action HeaD,,lol,,,but I gotta put that thing on my face,,,hahahahaha,,,,guess we'll stick too the lotion the 4 bladed razor my balls in her hands and the cleaning and the blowie immidiately after the trim as she and I both expect:hump:
 

jfgordon1

Well-Known Member
I'm smooth as smooth could be downstairs... and if I could give 1 piece of advice..

IF IT'S A 30 MINUTE JOB... LET IT TAKE 30 MINUTES ! ! !

;)
 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger
I'm smooth as smooth could be downstairs... and if I could give 1 piece of advice..

IF IT'S A 30 MINUTE JOB... LET IT TAKE 30 MINUTES ! ! !

;)
lmao,, good advice.. there is a time to rush, and a time to take your good ol time, and this falls into the later category for sure..
 

kronic1989

Well-Known Member
Damn Im gonna go give myself a chipchop right now. Maybe try to shave my balls afterwards. Ill let u guys know how it goes, anyone think i should start a grow journal?(with or without pic updates?)
 

JN811

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Damn Im gonna go give myself a chipchop right now. Maybe try to shave my balls afterwards. Ill let u guys know how it goes, anyone think i should start a grow journal?(with or without pic updates?)
lmfao! funny shit.. rep^
 

kronic1989

Well-Known Member
lmfao! funny shit.. rep^
Haha thanks. I was thinking to, for the other people on the opposite side of this discussion(the ones having trouble growin some pubic hair). That I could show them how to take one and multiply it, very similiar to cloning. Arnt I thoughtful?
 

KaleoXxX

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this girl is a F-R-E-A-K and she loves a pair of clean balls. thanks guys i dont think i would have had such a good night if i hadnt listened to you
 
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