The UK Growers Thread!

dura72

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i know what you mean don, i used to live in one of the bigger towns where the junkies would bounce in with a holdall full of shop lifted gear , it dosent happen where i live now coz their not welcome in the pubs. i'm in a smallish town now so its a bit more anti junkie coz they stand out.
 

dura72

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just had a look at that site there tiptop, yeah mate i'd have to agree with ur assesment, it looks too early.
 

dura72

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My ex complained that we didn't cuddle enough after sex and asked me to spoon her more. The next time we fucked I had said kitchen utensil ready and slipped it into her arsehole.

We no longer talk.
 

dura72

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David Cameron was asked what he does to relax.

He said he likes to grow his own vegetables.

Or Ivan as he was called.
 

dura72

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I won the Lotto so decided to phone my boss at around 10 in the evening.
Boss '' Why the fuck are u calling so late?''
Me '' To ask your wife if I can get one last fuck before I go on holiday u cunt''
 

dura72

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You should have seen the look of delight on my wife's face this morning when I ran downstairs shouting "I've just come into money" the only thing better was the look of disappointment when the saw the piggy bank on my cock
 

lozac123

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ah god, that is sick man:

In a report an officer said: "One individual states that after using it for 18 hours his hallucinations led him to believe that centipedes were crawling over him and biting him.
``This led him to receive hospital treatment after he ripped his scrotum off."

i mean, wtf?
 

dura72

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ah god, that is sick man:

In a report an officer said: "One individual states that after using it for 18 hours his hallucinations led him to believe that centipedes were crawling over him and biting him.
``This led him to receive hospital treatment after he ripped his scrotum off."

i mean, wtf?
yeah? fuck man thats a baaaaaad trip. i havent read any newspapers or watched tv today so this is first ive heard of it. I i dont think i'll be trying any of them , ive enuff problems with my existing habits without developing any new ones
 

tip top toker

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sod that for a drug!

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are all doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."

fair play to that pilot, cool as a cucumber
 

gym

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just planted my seen straight into the soil (well seed water expanding soil suff i dunno but what i wanna know is if i need to have the lights on it now or wait till she has sprouted

Thanks in advance :)
 

ultimate buds

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just planted my seen straight into the soil (well seed water expanding soil suff i dunno but what i wanna know is if i need to have the lights on it now or wait till she has sprouted

Thanks in advance :)[/QUOTE

ye put it on itl help germinat with the extra warmth from the bulb also i noticed your timers are they the morissons £1.99 things ?
if so be carefull thay tend to only last 6 or 8 weeks of constant use i found out the hard way lol!!
 

dura72

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well thats my 2nd tent built, 5 trainwreck in one, the other has la woman, hashplant haze, moby dick & super cheese, all from femed seeds apart from the cheese which was a clone( first time ive tried cloning) all plants over 2 foot tall, in soil/ using bio bizz nutes( bloom and grow, 2ml of each per litre) and under 600 watt hps but will upping it to 1000 watt, thats if i can sort the heat issues. day 5 of flower all plants between 2' to 3'( think i mite have over vegged them). well another 9 weeks(ish) and my life will dramatically improve. gotta buy sum ducting,a new oscillatin fan and clip fan, another litre of bloom and thats me fuckin set, bought my mates little 110 watt cfl clone/seedling light and im also gonna start a little home made hydro experiment soon......christ im turning into an organised fucker and that was after a heavy coke and booze session last night. strange behaviour.
 

dura72

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need to change ur picture size pool, its too small to make them out mate. there lookin well though buddy.iill get sum pics of my two grows up next week 4 y'all
 

ultimate buds

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well thats my 2nd tent built, 5 trainwreck in one, the other has la woman, hashplant haze, moby dick & super cheese, all from femed seeds apart from the cheese which was a clone( first time ive tried cloning) all plants over 2 foot tall, in soil/ using bio bizz nutes( bloom and grow, 2ml of each per litre) and under 600 watt hps but will upping it to 1000 watt, thats if i can sort the heat issues. day 5 of flower all plants between 2' to 3'( think i mite have over vegged them). well another 9 weeks(ish) and my life will dramatically improve. gotta buy sum ducting,a new oscillatin fan and clip fan, another litre of bloom and thats me fuckin set, bought my mates little 110 watt cfl clone/seedling light and im also gonna start a little home made hydro experiment soon......christ im turning into an organised fucker and that was after a heavy coke and booze session last night. strange behaviour.


that sure dont sound like the dura whos posts iv been readin the last few months "organised"wtf do you reckon that month of being sober has done some permanent damage lol ! if you keep expandin at this rate youll be supplyin half of scotland !!!
2 quick question 4 ya
your la woman u got 7 oz off how long did you veg that bitch ? (7 oz wow :clap::clap::clap:)

an i read somewhere you had problems with hermies quite a while back an used reverse is that stuff any good does it actually solve the problem or just control it ?

oh an 1 more the treacle u use is it the light golden stuff or the black nasty shit
thanks in advance an keep them jokes comin you crack me up
 
Hi All

Need so me advice , weed here is costing £20 for half a eigth if that and want to build a stealth cabinet.

I no i need lights and was hoping to get either a 175w hps or the 250 son agro id prefer to keep the light usage low and want to grow 4 plants under SOG technique.

Do you think this would work ? under 175w hps (flowering btw i no i need a blue light if i dont go with the son agro for veg) and also what else do you really need ? odour controls . fan exhausts etc ? do you need to pipe your box to out side your house ? sorry if i sound like a idiot but smoked weed for yrs never grew it but its getting to much to afford at present.

Many Thanks .

P.s Id like to make one like a stealth cabinet they sell on the net small as i can manage without the $1000 extra for the fact they built it . Also i would like to use hydro in my grow

Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated
 

ultimate buds

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Hi All

Need so me advice , weed here is costing £20 for half a eigth if that and want to build a stealth cabinet.

I no i need lights and was hoping to get either a 175w hps or the 250 son agro id prefer to keep the light usage low and want to grow 4 plants under SOG technique.

Do you think this would work ? under 175w hps (flowering btw i no i need a blue light if i dont go with the son agro for veg) and also what else do you really need ? odour controls . fan exhausts etc ? do you need to pipe your box to out side your house ? sorry if i sound like a idiot but smoked weed for yrs never grew it but its getting to much to afford at present.

Many Thanks .

P.s Id like to make one like a stealth cabinet they sell on the net small as i can manage without the $1000 extra for the fact they built it . Also i would like to use hydro in my grow

Any thoughts would be greatly appreciated


click on the faq at the top right of the page an then chapter 8 is all diy money saving ideas some good shit on there an should answer all your questions
 
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