The UK Growers Thread!

lpoolfc08

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Went the gym today and was in shower afterwards with this black guy ....

Its true what they say mate.......



The cunt robbed me wallet...............
 

ultimate buds

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has anyone els found that greenhouse arjans strawberry haze is really sensative the 2 small black pots an the 2 big black pots with white stripes round em are all strawberry haze 2 are great an 2 are shite at 18 days same as the bag seed in the other large black pots, ansame shit with my 5 greenhouse cheese in the yellow pots (12 days) the one furthest right is same age as the rest but tiny ? so all the fuk ups are from greenhouse the bag seed are better lol!
 

tip top toker

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i've harvested my strawberry hazes and most definately will not be growing it again. as you say, very sensitive, one grew okish, one grew freaky, both were a PITA and got burnt and suhc regardless what i tried and were overall just a bitch to get finnished.
 

tip top toker

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00s7svh/Party_Election_Broadcasts_Labour_General_Election_2010_28_04_2010/

the whole way the election works now jsut pisses me off. i have yet to really watch or hear anything positive from any of the parties over what they plan to do for US as opposed to them just bitching and pising and moaning about how the other is a dick so vote me instead. well ok, he's a diuck, what're you doing for me instead? well i don't know because you havn't stopped bitching about the others yet.

what a bunch of cunts, some days i just wish we had more guns around number 10. are we allowed to make a citizens arrest for fraud if they break all their election promises?
 

dura72

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ive almost given up on politics tip top, ive studied it at collewge and uni, ive been involved at grass roots and i even considered standing at my local council elections but ive become so disillusioned about it it could make me cry.. fuck them all, i'm just gonna grow and sell drugs for ever and when they eventually have the common sense to legalise it i'm gonna hire my self as a free lance consultant on growing methods , this should be around 10-15 years from now so thats my pension plan in place. in the mean time im goin back to uni to pass the fuckin time and stop my head turning to mush.
 

DevilishlyKatt

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00s7svh/Party_Election_Broadcasts_Labour_General_Election_2010_28_04_2010/

the whole way the election works now jsut pisses me off. i have yet to really watch or hear anything positive from any of the parties over what they plan to do for US as opposed to them just bitching and pising and moaning about how the other is a dick so vote me instead. well ok, he's a diuck, what're you doing for me instead? well i don't know because you havn't stopped bitching about the others yet.

what a bunch of cunts, some days i just wish we had more guns around number 10. are we allowed to make a citizens arrest for fraud if they break all their election promises?
I agree there, I'm really unimpressed with the amount of ads that just say something like 'I let whatever number of prisoners out of jail' and just slag off Brown or whatever, it's like yeah, he's a tard, but it's annoying that the ads are just saying that and not giving any indication of what they will do or why you should vote.

I just kinda stopped paying attention to politics to be honest, as I feel it just gets me pissed off with nothing to do about it. I am trying to figure out how stuff works over here like lol. All I know is the Lib Dems support legalization which is ok with me haha
 

DevilishlyKatt

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What does impress me though, is the amount of anarchy symbols over the political signs... I've never seen so much sign graffiti, it's class lol
 

dura72

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does it really matter who wins? politicians have become so bland and uninspired it all becomes one big long liturgy of tedium. i despise thatcher and all she stood for but at least back in the 80's you actually could name most of the cabinet and shadow cabinet, they had personalities even if u didn't like them , they had opinions , even if u didn't agree with them. modern day politicians are bland, insipid robots, all toeing their respective party line, not an original thought amongst them. empty suits mouthing empty promises to an ever increasingly uninterested electorate, hopes and dreams melting away like ice in ur glass on a warm summers day, the picture is bleak but theres nuthing to say as life trudges thru a world of grey.......ahhhhm fuckin depressed now.
 

DevilishlyKatt

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where do all the uk folk purchase stuff online thats tried n tested (Safe)?
Another UK member suggested'

http://www.growell.co.uk/
and/or
http://www.greenshorticulture.co.uk/

But they dont have some of the products in after...was wondering if there are any others I should be using?
I guess it depends what specifically you're after and if you have any actual grow shops near you. We've ordered off hydrohobby.co.uk and are quite pleased with them so far.
 

Don Gin and Ton

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i had the gypsy kiss last night, left my dehumidifier on while i went out till about 10 got home the tent was at 29C room like a sauna thought FUUUCK. looked at me girls, first time in 2 days and their day off done ish. thought fuck it the heat wont matter for another day.

the mrs hears a bang at about midnight asks me to get up n check the plants, make sure nowts fallen over or on fire etc, grumpily i got up n went in nowt wrong temp at 30C thought fuck it n knocked the light off thought id try this 48 hrs dark before chop for a change.

3AM all hells breaking loose theres fucking rozzers everywhere out me back door down the street the pork chopper over the house like literally i thought it was landing on the roof. search light on in rozzers climbing fences the lot. chasing some unlucky sod.

my lass was in bits, tears shakin the lot thinking were fucked the heat camera will have clocked a 30C room etc etc

thank fuck id knocked the lights off
 

tip top toker

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don, not cool! i don't blame your missus at all! fuck that!

check this, i have a 300w cfl, 400w hps, 2 computers, around half 500w of sound on most of the day, lights etc, and i'm paying £9.87 a month for electricity :lol:
 

dura72

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holy fuck don i'd probably be try to flush plant pots down the bog and setting fire to my grow room at the same time , or possible sharply exiting the house and leaving the mrs. with it.
 

dura72

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don, not cool! i don't blame your missus at all! fuck that!

check this, i have a 300w cfl, 400w hps, 2 computers, around half 500w of sound on most of the day, lights etc, and i'm paying £9.87 a month for electricity :lol:
ive not paid for electricity for over 4 years now, i keep changin providers when my bill goes nova, then i phone them up with differnt names. same goes for phone bills, sky etc, i've never paid council tax. i am true child of the welfare state and you can thank thatcher for that. i recon i pay enuff tax thru alcohol duty, fuel duty on petrol, and tax on cigarettes as well as vat. they can go and fuck themselves, i aint payin for shit.
 

tip top toker

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just hitting up my previous flatmate with a bill for just shy of £200, he seems to think that by blocking me on all his emails and such he can get away, little does he know i control his entire security deposit (we opted to say fuck you deposit protection scheme) so he can either play nice or lose twice what he owes. yay :)
 

dura72

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thats the way to do it tip top. when u have them by the balls u control their hearts and minds....dont think it was Confucious that said that though.
 

tip top toker

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indeed. it's about time i got out the trimmers and did a little bit of rather urgent damage control on my DWC buckets. i've found that the plants must all be the IDENTICAL height, else well, i have one that has simply eaten the other three. just devoured them whole!
 

dura72

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what do mean by eaten tip top, im almost due to start my dwc so i'm kinda lookin for any advice.....while i think about if uv got say 4 plants in the one larger bucket what do u do if they grow at different rates anyway, is that what ur talkin about?
 
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