Stale? No not really, it tastes like the essence of cannabis (technically it is). It's just musky in your mouth, but not thick. It tickles your throat and nose (not irritating) and glides through your insides. You feel the high instantly, in about 15 seconds. The thc absorption rate is higher with a vaporizer.
Imagine what it would feel like to inhale a cloud. A cloud is just water vapor, and the stuff in a volcano bag is THC vapor.
I couldn't really go to the store and buy one either. But if you want ultimately want a vape do this:
Go to a few vaporizer websites (I use Vapeworld.com) and sign up for their newsletter and all the other newsletters.
While you wait for deals to pop up (spring sales, thanksgiving sales, christmas sales etc.) you can start a fund. I started a *volcano fund*.
With your fund, find ways to cut corners. Your at the store and say you wanted to get some snacks, instead put the money away for your volcano. If you manage to save a few dollars a here and there on a consistent basis you will have a sick vaporizer in no time.
I know vapeworld does deals like 10%-12% off, which doesn't sound like a lot but when you apply that to the volcano that's like $60! While your saving up you got nothing better to do than look out for deals.
You can also check craigslist, I've seen a few classic volcanos used "less than a hundred times" go for $350. But personally I like to buy new, I know everything it's gone through and that's piece of mind for me.
PM me if you have other questions man I'm about to hit this volcano