Keep the sarcasm coming!!!!!!! Oh Ya!!!!! And thanks Pat. As far as the soil goes. Its a recycled mixture. Based on FF Ocean Forest, Happy Frog and something very similar Subcools super mix. All the basic goodies. Kelp meal, Bonemeal, Bloodmeal, Epsom salts, Worm castings ect... For example the cups and starts that were not saved were dumped into one compost pile. I have another all my chicken, and hog waste and lawn clippings goes in. Then when its time to make a batch. Some from the left, some from the right. These are the mixed with some good Canadian Sphagum, perlite and what I think needs to be added (meals, castings, dolomite ect...) Mixed and allowed to cook for a few weeks. Wish I could be more specific. I guess the best way to put it- Follow Subcools mix to start and as adapt from there. His hot recipe can be cut 50/50 with just peatmoss, and perlite. Clones or plants a weeks old or so should do fine in this mix. Then you just have to pay attention to the plants.
As far as nutes go. The Foxfarm lineup. And alot of this and that. side note-Big Bloom is the only FF product I have had to buy in almost 2yrs. Just because I have not found a way to dupilcate it. Growbig, Tigerbloom and the powder trio. Been using from them for almost 2 yrs,. Still all half full. Thats the best part of a solid soil.