Black Bears in the area!

RockstarEnergy

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thanks for the replies everyone! forget the pepper spray and make a lot of noise, good know!

i dont really think i'll see one but its gonna be in the back of my head the whole time haha.

the mother and cubs were eating from my bird feeder one night a month or two ago and they ran away when i opened the back door. i just wanted to hear some other people thoughts on the matter.
 

tinyTURTLE

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doesnt have to be a lot of noise.
just sing bottles of beer or something and step on sticks and things to make obvious noises.
clap your hands once in awhile.
bear will hear that from nearly 100 yards and move to avoid you.
 

akgrown

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I agree with every one else make lots of noise and avoid bringing any kind of food with you to your plot. If you do remember to police up your trash. I grew up in rural Alaska and whenever I was hiking I carried a .480 Ruger Super Black Hawk and a whistle. I have encountered lots of bears from Kodiaks to Blacks and they are all the same. Big pussys until you piss them off and when you do be somewhere else. There is a book series called Alaska Bear Tales, they are full of stories about mauling survivors. I read all of them when I was a kid. I remember one guy who was attacked by a kodiak sow with cubs. he said he was awake and could hear his bones crunching. He also compared it to being as exillerating as sex.
 

doublejj

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I swear I got this email from a grow partner this morning, he lives up in the mountains in NorCal. He was planting clones in burlap bags. lol!

"Brother I shit you not when I tell you that I spooked a bear this morning and he ran down hill in the direction that I was going. It was still close to dark. I never saw him again. This was quite a thrill."
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Welcome to the great outdoors!

Peace
doublejj
 

RockstarEnergy

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I swear I got this email from a grow partner this morning, he lives up in the mountains in NorCal. He was planting clones in burlap bags. lol!

"Brother I shit you not when I tell you that I spooked a bear this morning and he ran down hill in the direction that I was going. It was still close to dark. I never saw him again. This was quite a thrill."
Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Welcome to the great outdoors!

Peace
doublejj
haha thats crazy. but yea i think deer are gonna be a bigger issue for me than bears!
 

veggiegardener

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Let's hope bears don't ever develop a taste for pot.

THAT could make things difficult, because bears have great noses, and buds stink....
 

Gr33nCrack

Active Member
Simply fight the bear like a man! Don't bring some sort of pussy weapon into this like you have some kind of advantage, show your true colors and swing your fist like a real fucking man. Kick him in the nuts, and cum all over his face if he has something to say about it! a caveman shows no mercy.
 

RockstarEnergy

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Simply fight the bear like a man! Don't bring some sort of pussy weapon into this like you have some kind of advantage, show your true colors and swing your fist like a real fucking man. Kick him in the nuts, and cum all over his face if he has something to say about it! a caveman shows no mercy.
...riiight good one.
 

veggiegardener

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If there is reincarnation, this may be a memory.

I've had vivid dreams of sitting in the dark, heart racing, desparately trying to quiet my breathing, and then I wake up...HARD!

How many past lives ended when a Saber toothed tiger needed a snack?

I've never felt the need to prove ANYTHING that could get me eaten....
 
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