Vicous Hand Jobs!!!

oneyearorange

oneyearorange

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What is up with that girls? Yeah you know what I'm saying. Some of you girls are pulling way to hard! Some of you are pulling like you're trying to pull a better looking guy out of me. What is that? I didn't swallow Patrick Dempsey. Okay! I'm the same fat bald guy who you met on myspace! Deal with it! You don't even have the class to spit on your hand first. A dry hobo jerk down! What are your step fathers teaching you!?
 
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Lounge

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oneyearorange said:
What is up with that girls? Yeah you know what I'm saying. Some of you girls are pulling way to hard! Some of you are pulling like you're trying to pull a better looking guy out of me. What is that? I didn't swallow Patrick Dempsey. Okay! I'm the same fat bald guy who you met on myspace! Deal with it! You don't even have the class to spit on your hand first. A dry hobo jerk down! What are your step fathers teaching you!?
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AAAAHAHAHA!:mrgreen: "Fookin' skaaaaanks chief!"

lounge 8)
 
Wh00p

Wh00p

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its not just there fault..if you didnt want a texas hand job, you should have told them to use the lotion before puttin there hand in motion..
 
Chiceh

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
So why don't you grab her hand while she is doing it, and show her how you like it then, every guy likes it different no? Ever thought of that intstead of suffering through it? lol :mrgreen::peace:

oneyearorange said:
What is up with that girls? Yeah you know what I'm saying. Some of you girls are pulling way to hard! Some of you are pulling like you're trying to pull a better looking guy out of me. What is that? I didn't swallow Patrick Dempsey. Okay! I'm the same fat bald guy who you met on myspace! Deal with it! You don't even have the class to spit on your hand first. A dry hobo jerk down! What are your step fathers teaching you!?
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Father Jack

Father Jack

Well-Known Member
maybe she's pullin that hard just to make it big enough to get a couple of fingers around. If you didn't have such a needle dick...she might not have to do that.

Drink!
 
tahoe58

tahoe58

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brutal superjerk.....just what I dream for.....yikes...walk on....walk on....walk on FAST!
 
premier

premier

New Member
au.... ^^ yanking without any substance thats slippery :P

hahaha well maybe u should buy sum stuff ^^ or ask her to take it with her ;) that way she allready know its gona get spicy ^^ LMFAO !
 
iblazethatkush

iblazethatkush

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I know exactly what your talking about, though. This girl I used to know popped into my head as soon as I started reading this LoL.
 
NO GROW

NO GROW

Well-Known Member
LMAO, I had a girl once give me a hand job then look at me and say " I bet that was the best hand job you've ever got wasn't it".

LMAO, I was like ummmm, yeah sure why not.

Gay ass hand jobs...
 
sgtpeppr

sgtpeppr

Well-Known Member
If there is a female in the room, and my pecker is out of my pants.....it certainly isn't for a stupid hand job.......I can do it much better myself.
 
sgtpeppr

sgtpeppr

Well-Known Member
iblazethatkush said:
Yeah but some girls won't give bj's and sometimes you need help getting it up.
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All girls give BJ's, they just don't know it yet.

I know that isn't true for all girls, and I would never force anyone to do anything they wouldn't want to......I just thought it was funny.
 
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