oneyearorange
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whoa!! good save buddy lol that must of sucked
It did quite literally actually. It was prolly one of the worst experiances I have ever had.
Vicous Hand Jobs!!!
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It did quite literally actually. It was prolly one of the worst experiances I have ever had.
kayasgarden
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o yea the shit story it takes alot to gross me out but thats sortta gross.
Once my x and i were bangin off the beatin path near a local swimming hole and i smelled shit, he was like i smell it to, turns out he was laying in a pile of shit and that was the end of a potentialy great ending?
Once my x and i were bangin off the beatin path near a local swimming hole and i smelled shit, he was like i smell it to, turns out he was laying in a pile of shit and that was the end of a potentialy great ending?
oneyearorange
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okay you are in the shower. You're naked. You're prolly all soapy and lubed up. For some reason I think getting fucked would be a hell of a lot easier than a hand job. All you have to do is turn around bend over and scrub some of that soap scum out of them nasty ass tiles that you've been putting off cleaning. while he's hitting that shit of course.so when i dont feel like putting in the effort to fuck, the handjob i give the oldman in the shower is worthless. Thats disapointing but giving head in the shower makes me feel like im drowning so im not down with that. What a funny thread
oneyearorange
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You go zeke the freak! While were here remembering past occurances atleast some one's getting there nob slobbed!I just got my dick sucked
oneyearorange
New Member
Has any one ever wrestled naked with there dog until they got a boner?
Gygax1974
Just some idiot
No but I shower with my cats
iBLaZe4tozErO
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so the lesson is no mx food for first date. LOL. Next say hold on and get lube of some sort. Y put up with a Wack hj. Its for both ur sakes. Like you really want her stripping the skin off ur dick for the next hour. She will be happy to that it won't take forever. then slip ur finger in her mouth. They usally will be more ok with that( in my exp) then if u got game get her to do a switch. its like corruption 101. I like hj that end with head so herray to head
oneyearorange
New Member
HOORAY FOR HEAD!!! HIP HIP HOORAY! That was definitely the point I got from the story too. Mexican food is a bad Idea for a first date. Oh and the other point is if your gonna take a shit in the woods either take your pants off or take one pant leg off so you don't land one right in your pants.
iBLaZe4tozErO
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haha ur right about that orange. People try not to shit directly in pants
kayasgarden
Well-Known Member
i dont fuck in the shower or anywhere else im to scared ill end up preganant again two is enough guess he better get used to the handjobs in the shower
VictorVIcious
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Get one of the flexible shower head you can remove from the holder and point it where you want to, it can be an adventure not a drowning. VV uh soo I've uh.. heard.
my wife's showers went from 10 mins to an hour and a half. just from buying that shower head.
oneyearorange
New Member
Between watering your plants and that your bill must be sky high.my wife's showers went from 10 mins to an hour and a half. just from buying that shower head.
kayasgarden
Well-Known Member
hehe im a toy lady so any 5 min chore could take me an hour
kayasgarden
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o yea i like that idea and we are just putting in a new one piece shower, perfect timing
bongspit
New Member
dudette...you need to quit that...
kayasgarden
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what? im not a quitter