Boy Oh Boy Am I An IDIOT!!!

[jwn]

You said coffee product, I'd go with telling him you were referring to some 'Ecuadorian' coffee.

 

[rucca]

tell him your phone sucks it was supposed to be d for drugs

 

[Padawanbater2]

Hahaha! Oh man got some new shit, rivals the last one in my recent retardation..

This shit just happened too, still suffering the consequences of it...


So I wake up and go outside to check on my plants, walk over to my other garden and pull apart some cayenne peppers I had been drying out for a few days for the seeds then walk back over and sit down and smoke a bowl. I get pretty baked sitting out there for about 15 minutes, come back in and start messing around on the computer...

Then all of a sudden my nose just really starts to burn... like, REALLY! and it's getting worse!! I'm sitting here thinking "did I just scratch the fuck out of the inside of my nose?!"... this excruciating burning sensation like I've just been maced in the face is spreading to my other nostril and my upper lip! Then it dawns on me.... "those fuckin' peppers!!!" I must have rubbed my face with my hand like a goddamn IDIOT before washing em without thinking! Then I thought "same shit happened to me the other day right before work and I couldn't figure out what the hell it was!!"...

lmfao... fuck I can be stupid sometimes...

Shit STILL burns like hell as I breath out...


The "Ecuadorian" coffee is perfect! lol

 

[potroast]

That's easy! Don't pick your nose while using the computer.

 

[mrboots]

Good thing you weren't looking at porn on the computer with those peppers on your hands!

 

[poplars]

sorry no offence dude but if your dad doesn't figure out that 'I'm gonna score some e' means anything but extacy than he's living in a fucking cave . . . jesus.

 

[Luger187]

when i was a kid i was baked as hell and had to eat dinner with my parents we sat down to eat and my food wasnt as warm as i like it so i put it in the microwave and try to hit start but the fucking thing would not start. so im thinking wtf?


finally i turn to my parents and say, "hey whats wrong with the microwave its not working?"

right when i said that i realized that i was still holding the microwave door open and thats why it wasnt starting lol

then i go "just kiddin" close the door to the mic and hit start lol

they just gave me this weird look lol

hahaha when i was in high school i was waaaay faded and my eyes were really red. so i show up at home at the same time my mom does, and she instantly sees my eyes and asks.
so i tell her me and my friend were throwin dirt at eachother and some got in my eyes

sorry no offence dude but if your dad doesn't figure out that 'I'm gonna score some e' means anything but extacy than he's living in a fucking cave . . . jesus.

thats what i thought too

 

[Padawanbater2]

lol I seriously think what saved me is the thought "he would not just send me a text telling me he's picking up ecstacy... wtf?" so he asked, then just believed me... deep down I'm sure he knew that's what it was.

 

[Big P]

hahaha when i was in high school i was waaaay faded and my eyes were really red. so i show up at home at the same time my mom does, and she instantly sees my eyes and asks.
so i tell her me and my friend were throwin dirt at eachother and some got in my eyes

lol now instead of a pot head your mom thinks you have the IQ of an ape lol


i would smack my kid if he said "me and my friends were throwin dirt at each other" lol.

she must of been like, wow i raised a smart one lol



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