Bryguy420
Active Member
Through quick thinking and improvised acting worthy of a job in hollywood, I outwitted 7 police officers and saved my grow:
On my first grow, I was doing 2 White Widows, 1 LSD 1 Diesal, and 2 Blue Widows (all can be confirmed in my sig)
One night, I was hanging a second light up in my grow room and I needed help from my wife. She came in and we hung it up. it was done in 3 or 4 minutes.
In that time, my 2 year old son drug a chair on wheels to the front door, unbolted it, and ran outside. A woman grabbed him and flagged down the cops.
The cops came as my wife ran outside to find our son. She grabbed him from the woman and ran back with the cops fast on her tail ("Hey, we need to talk to you, come back here!")
She came through the front door just as the cops was coming up the stairs to my house, and she slammed the door shut. I was just coming out of my grow room when she said cops are behind her and this was real (we joke about cops because we are actually super careful about our grow)
Keep in mind I was NOT medical at this time. Here we go!
***Knock KNOCK KNOCK!!!****
Police, open the door, we're here to check on the child.
Second cop: We don't need a warrent for the wellfare of the child, open the door
I stepped outside and said that yo, w/o a warrent, you're not coming in
The cops got attitude (only 2 cops atm)
We're here to look at the wellfare of your children. We don't need a warrent. If you cooperate, we will be out of your hair.
I go inside. They follow.
My grow room is locked with a simple bathroom door lock. Your finger nail could open the lock. HPS lights were coming through a crack: Note, it doesn't smell like weed, even though I'm 4 weeks into flowering.
They began checking every room of the house, and when they wanted to go into the grow room, I distracted them.
Basically I started rambling questions, what are you doing here, why are you treating us like this, basically giving them the anxious/suspicious suspect thing going on.
Now they really wanted in that room. One pulled out a knife and went for a lock.
"NOT W/O A WARRENT, I'LL FUCKING SUE UR ASS"! It was funny. I wanted badge numbers and names.
Are you growing marijuana in there?
I don't know what you're fucking talking about. I have a chains, hooks, dildoes, and blow up dolls in there. I don't want you too see it and the room is locked so my son won't go in.
"We don't care about your dildoes, we want to see the room"
Not w/o a warrent.
At this point, they call back up.
They attack me for having bongs in the kitchen ( I have no weed)
"Do you have a medical marijuana card?"
No.
"Do you know that cultivation of Marijuana is illegal?"
I respond with
Did you know that Calli is legalizing in 5 months and oregon will follow it with 2 years?
Is this how you treat all of your non-voilent criminals, or am I just special?"
Dude this cop got beet fucking red
"WELL IT'S ILLEGAL NOW!!!"
"So what are you going to do for a living when it is legal? You're too lazy to chase after crazy tweakers, and gang voilence is on the decline, so like, no more underage children for you to scare. What will you do then?"
At this point, he placed me under arrest with the "right to remain silent" HAH.
They attack my house for being filthy ( I didn't wash dishes in 2 days, sue me)
and they took pictures of my bongs, took them (Nooo, my triple bubbler! (They left my volcano!!!)) and took pictures of my door. More cops came in.
"Do you know who this is? Do you know what this guy does? He sniffs out grow rooms. His nose alone is good enough for a warrent."
At the time this guy starting checking out my door. He definately knew that was a HPS light, but he did not enter.
He tried to get my attention twice and finally nudged me and asked me
"How many plants you got in there?"
I told him a partridge in a pair tree.
He got pissed and walked away.
I was served with a ticket for child endangerment with a fine of $2500 and they all left.
1 week later, DHS came through my house. They saw my grow room and a cantalope and about 300 dollars worth of dildoes. My plants were chopped and turned into budder.
I went to court 3 weeks later. All charges were dropped, this was my first offence.
And this is how I beat the police. They won, kinda. I lost out on my grow and my bongs were taken, but I didn't go to jail, I didn't lose my kids, and I didn't have to pay court cost.
I even had the state pay for my over due electric bill through DHS.
On my first grow, I was doing 2 White Widows, 1 LSD 1 Diesal, and 2 Blue Widows (all can be confirmed in my sig)
One night, I was hanging a second light up in my grow room and I needed help from my wife. She came in and we hung it up. it was done in 3 or 4 minutes.
In that time, my 2 year old son drug a chair on wheels to the front door, unbolted it, and ran outside. A woman grabbed him and flagged down the cops.
The cops came as my wife ran outside to find our son. She grabbed him from the woman and ran back with the cops fast on her tail ("Hey, we need to talk to you, come back here!")
She came through the front door just as the cops was coming up the stairs to my house, and she slammed the door shut. I was just coming out of my grow room when she said cops are behind her and this was real (we joke about cops because we are actually super careful about our grow)
Keep in mind I was NOT medical at this time. Here we go!
***Knock KNOCK KNOCK!!!****
Police, open the door, we're here to check on the child.
Second cop: We don't need a warrent for the wellfare of the child, open the door
I stepped outside and said that yo, w/o a warrent, you're not coming in
The cops got attitude (only 2 cops atm)
We're here to look at the wellfare of your children. We don't need a warrent. If you cooperate, we will be out of your hair.
I go inside. They follow.
My grow room is locked with a simple bathroom door lock. Your finger nail could open the lock. HPS lights were coming through a crack: Note, it doesn't smell like weed, even though I'm 4 weeks into flowering.
They began checking every room of the house, and when they wanted to go into the grow room, I distracted them.
Basically I started rambling questions, what are you doing here, why are you treating us like this, basically giving them the anxious/suspicious suspect thing going on.
Now they really wanted in that room. One pulled out a knife and went for a lock.
"NOT W/O A WARRENT, I'LL FUCKING SUE UR ASS"! It was funny. I wanted badge numbers and names.
Are you growing marijuana in there?
I don't know what you're fucking talking about. I have a chains, hooks, dildoes, and blow up dolls in there. I don't want you too see it and the room is locked so my son won't go in.
"We don't care about your dildoes, we want to see the room"
Not w/o a warrent.
At this point, they call back up.
They attack me for having bongs in the kitchen ( I have no weed)
"Do you have a medical marijuana card?"
No.
"Do you know that cultivation of Marijuana is illegal?"
I respond with
Did you know that Calli is legalizing in 5 months and oregon will follow it with 2 years?
Is this how you treat all of your non-voilent criminals, or am I just special?"
Dude this cop got beet fucking red
"WELL IT'S ILLEGAL NOW!!!"
"So what are you going to do for a living when it is legal? You're too lazy to chase after crazy tweakers, and gang voilence is on the decline, so like, no more underage children for you to scare. What will you do then?"
At this point, he placed me under arrest with the "right to remain silent" HAH.
They attack my house for being filthy ( I didn't wash dishes in 2 days, sue me)
and they took pictures of my bongs, took them (Nooo, my triple bubbler! (They left my volcano!!!)) and took pictures of my door. More cops came in.
"Do you know who this is? Do you know what this guy does? He sniffs out grow rooms. His nose alone is good enough for a warrent."
At the time this guy starting checking out my door. He definately knew that was a HPS light, but he did not enter.
He tried to get my attention twice and finally nudged me and asked me
"How many plants you got in there?"
I told him a partridge in a pair tree.
He got pissed and walked away.
I was served with a ticket for child endangerment with a fine of $2500 and they all left.
1 week later, DHS came through my house. They saw my grow room and a cantalope and about 300 dollars worth of dildoes. My plants were chopped and turned into budder.
I went to court 3 weeks later. All charges were dropped, this was my first offence.
And this is how I beat the police. They won, kinda. I lost out on my grow and my bongs were taken, but I didn't go to jail, I didn't lose my kids, and I didn't have to pay court cost.
I even had the state pay for my over due electric bill through DHS.
that is one super bright cop.
