Just shaved my pussy

[UncleBuck]

i have a long-haired cat that has had diarrhea recently.the poo has become all matted in her ass fur. the poor cat was stinking to high heaven.

i had to pin her down and shave her ass. the damn thing has some good defenses for a 9 pound creature. first she scratched the shit out of me, so i put on my carhart jacket, then she pissed on me. the piss ended up making the poo wet and i had to comb and cut the poo out of her fir.

anybody got any better ideas? this is the second time in the 5 years that i have owned her that this has happened.

note to self: never adopt a long hair cat again.

 

[d.s.m.]

Better ideas? You need to clarify that. Because I have some, depending.

 

[goatslayer]

You really love that cat I see, almost made me cry was so funny. I just wash my cat in the bath tub not very fun for either of us but got to be easier than shaving it's ass. Had to wash it several times lately cause the bastard caught fleas from some woodland creature. Not funny for the cat or you though hope things get better.

 

[ANC]

Veet makes your pussy soft and shiny
tried giving it a bath?

 

[UncleBuck]

a bath is a good idea. i have never done that to a cat before, they all hate water.

she is our smallest cat, but with her long hair she struts around and assumes alpha cat status.

not only would a bath wash away some of her remaining fur poo, but it would let the other cats see how small she truly is.

call me sadistic, but that seems like a win win to me.

 

[NoDrama]

Well my solution may seem extreme, but it will cure all your cat problems forever. Wait until dark, grab a bucket of Pitch, cover cat in pitch. They complain a bit if you don't hold them by the scruff of their neck. Then light cat on fire with a Bic, drop cat and watch the fun ensue. Oh the good ole days back on the ranch.

 

[ANC]

Cruelty to cats is NEVER funny.

 

[UncleBuck]

Well my solution may seem extreme, but it will cure all your cat problems forever. Wait until dark, grab a bucket of Pitch, cover cat in pitch. They complain a bit if you don't hold them by the scruff of their neck. Then light cat on fire with a Bic, drop cat and watch the fun ensue. Oh the good ole days back on the ranch.

ummm, what?

i am trying to help the cat, not kill an innocent creature in the cruelest way possible.

i respect you for many of your other opinions on this site, but this one kinda makes me question your compassion in general, even if it was in jest....

what would you say if we try this on you?

 

[NoDrama]

ummm, what?

i am trying to help the cat, not kill an innocent creature in the cruelest way possible.

i respect you for many of your other opinions on this site, but this one kinda makes me question your compassion in general, even if it was in jest....

what would you say if we try this on you?

Gotta catch me first.

You asked for a solution, I gave you one, you didn't specify that it had to be kind and gentle. My solution will ensure you never shave that cat's hairy ass again.

Is your cat fat?

 

[NoDrama]

Ever try to force a cat to take a bath? A few actually enjoy it, the rest would much rather chew your face off. Which one will your cat be? After you leave a bloody mess from all the bites and scratch marks tell me how much you love your kitty. BTW cat bites are nasty, you need to go to the doctor as they have poisonous saliva.

 

[UncleBuck]

You asked for a solution, I gave you one, you didn't specify that it had to be kind and gentle. My solution will ensure you never shave that cat's hairy ass again.

Ever try to force a cat to take a bath? A few actually enjoy it, the rest would much rather chew your face off. Which one will your cat be? After you leave a bloody mess from all the bites and scratch marks tell me how much you love your kitty. BTW cat bites are nasty, you need to go to the doctor as they have poisonous saliva.

i actually have a cat that enjoys drinking water from a running faucet. kinda hilarious, i should probably post a video for everyone's enjoyment.

you should have discerned from the fact that i am willing to suffer injuries for my cat's wellbeing that i am NOT for torturing the poor creature to death by lighting it on fire.

i love my cats even if i have to pour rubbing alcohol into my wounds after shaving their asses.

 

[d.s.m.]

Folks that enjoy burning things to death give me the motherfucking creeps.

 

[don2009]

Dang I thought this was a chick getting ready to talk about her pussy pussy I was getting ready to jack off lol j/k

 

[april]

ok, wow, creepy is not even close.
ya i have a kitty with long hair and i find the best way to keep his furry ass clean is a spray bottle, if he's got woolnots i GENTLY spray his butt a few times he will clean the wet area right away, if its two long (the ass hair) keep shaving, i know a few other owners that do. its better then having a cute kitty that jumps on your bed with shit all in his fur. pic is my kitty Maurice i call him Momo pic is a few months old, he has soo much fur its wavy under his belly now, he also pretty much only drinks from taps,or toilet

 

[......]

lol I cracked up after reading this thread.Please post a vid next time you shave your cats ass.
And so your cat pretty much devoured a good carhart jacket?Id definitely light that piece of shit on fire.

 

[suTraGrow]

haha this thread had me rollin.

 

[reefermdns]

Dude, my old cat who now lives with my bestfriend has crazy long ass hair. We always had to pin her down and trim that shit. Pain in the ass (no pun intended) for sure but the thought of bathing that cat is more frightening than losing my whole crop a week before harvest

 

[ANC]

Of coarse my one cat has fallen into the pool 4 times now.
Realy puts the white back into him, he's not much of a bather.

 

[SocataSmoker]

Well my solution may seem extreme, but it will cure all your cat problems forever. Wait until dark, grab a bucket of Pitch, cover cat in pitch. They complain a bit if you don't hold them by the scruff of their neck. Then light cat on fire with a Bic, drop cat and watch the fun ensue. Oh the good ole days back on the ranch.

You know, if I was ever with you in prison... I think I'd go gay just to butt fuck the hell out of you only to see your priceless expression.

Call me crazy, but I'd damn sure defend my cats to the death... especially having had one for 17 years, they are family... not just a pet.

 

[ANC]

Come on guys, I think he just said that without thinking it through, we made our point.
I remember this joke from years ago as a kid.
How do you make a dog miaaauw?............... Put him through a meatsaw.
How do you make a cat bark?..................... Douse him in petrol and put a match to it.

Probably some version of that joke got stuck in his head.