Just shaved my pussy

doc111

doc111

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NoDrama said:
Ever try to force a cat to take a bath? A few actually enjoy it, the rest would much rather chew your face off. Which one will your cat be? After you leave a bloody mess from all the bites and scratch marks tell me how much you love your kitty. BTW cat bites are nasty, you need to go to the doctor as they have poisonous saliva.
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I was bitten by a mean old barn cat a couple of years ago and got cat scratch fever. I started feeling sick about 10 days after I was bitten but didn't think too much of it. I woke up in the middle of the night with the most excruciating headache I've ever had (it had me on the verge of tears). I went to the doctor that morning and found out I had cat scratch fever! I had been puking for a few days and had a bit of a fever but the headache was alarming.:spew:
 
kingofqueen

kingofqueen

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wrap em up in a blanket with his head and hind area exposed took 3 of us big cat , 1 to hold his head one to hold the blanket tight and his hind legs , and one with rubber gloves on . just back his butt up to the edge of the sink wash and repeat till its all gone .Be sure they dont eat table scraps catfood only .
 
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NoDrama

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doc111 said:
I was bitten by a mean old barn cat a couple of years ago and got cat scratch fever. I started feeling sick about 10 days after I was bitten but didn't think too much of it. I woke up in the middle of the night with the most excruciating headache I've ever had (it had me on the verge of tears). I went to the doctor that morning and found out I had cat scratch fever! I had been puking for a few days and had a bit of a fever but the headache was alarming.:spew:
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Before FDD jumps on this.
[video=youtube;nW8S58CYQqs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW8S58CYQqs[/video]
 
dangledo

dangledo

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dang ANC beat me to it. although i think it could be better said.


How do you make a cat woof like a dog?

Soak in gas, light a match, and WOOOOOOF!

I dont condone cruelty, and it is disgusting that people do it. but that shit is funny.
 
drinkmugrootbeer

drinkmugrootbeer

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I had a dog the got poop stuck in it's fur I use just bath him or cut it out I keep his ass and legs area short so the poop don't stuck
mostly in winter time his turds get stuck on the snow drifts and junk well his only 9 inches tall .

I say wash the cat on junk but it would still claw you
 
43Hitman

43Hitman

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kingofqueen said:
wrap em up in a blanket with his head and hind area exposed took 3 of us big cat , 1 to hold his head one to hold the blanket tight and his hind legs , and one with rubber gloves on . just back his butt up to the edge of the sink wash and repeat till its all gone .Be sure they dont eat table scraps catfood only .
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This is the best way to groom a shitty ass. Also you may want to consider putting on a cat muzzle, it covers their eyes and since they can't see, they won't try and escape nearly as much. I grew up in home where we bred Himalayan show cats.
 
Straight up G

Straight up G

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have a long-haired cat that has had diarrhea recently.the poo has become all matted in her ass fur. the poor cat was stinking to high heaven.

i had to pin her down and shave her ass. the damn thing has some good defenses for a 9 pound creature. first she scratched the shit out of me, so i put on my carhart jacket, then she pissed on me. the piss ended up making the poo wet and i had to comb and cut the poo out of her fir.

anybody got any better ideas? this is the second time in the 5 years that i have owned her that this has happened.

note to self: never adopt a long hair cat again
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha hahahaha haahaa aaaaahhhhh aahhhha ha ha *sheds a tear* ahh ahah omg FAIL
 
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