Mitt Romney...Funny as shit

iblazethatkush

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Oh man, this video is hilarious. Go to 25 seconds, soon as the girl sees he's trying to shake everybody's hands the girl puts her hands in her pockets and stiffs him when he tries to shake her hand. Lmao I love that girl!
 

medicineman

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Oh man, this video is hilarious. Go to 25 seconds, soon as the girl sees he's trying to shake everybody's hands the girl puts her hands in her pockets and stiffs him when he tries to shake her hand. Lmao I love that girl!
Ya gotta wait for him to go south, those southern Babtists will send him packing. They believe that Mormons aren't even Christians.
 

ViRedd

New Member
LMAO ... !!!

You guys are suggesting that Romney is "uncomfortable" around Black people, suggesting a hint of racism, then in the same breath come off like anti-religious zealots.

This election isn't about religion ... its about selecting the best person for the job.

And by the way ... I watched the entire video. Romney didn't look uncomfortable at all. And it appears to me that he recieved a very warm welcome from those people.

If you nutballs were really watching the video, how did you miss Romney's "Nazi" salute 1:43 into the presentation? :mrgreen:

Vi
 

iblazethatkush

Well-Known Member
LMAO ... !!!

You guys are suggesting that Romney is "uncomfortable" around Black people, suggesting a hint of racism, then in the same breath come off like anti-religious zealots.

This election isn't about religion ... its about selecting the best person for the job.

And by the way ... I watched the entire video. Romney didn't look uncomfortable at all. And it appears to me that he recieved a very warm welcome from those people.

If you nutballs were really watching the video, how did you miss Romney's "Nazi" salute 1:43 into the presentation? :mrgreen:

Vi
Nobody suggested a hint of racism. I said I could understand if he's uncomfortable around black people because when your born a millionaire you probably don't come in contact with them too often..."Romney didn't look uncomfortable at all." Yeah I expected that coming from you:roll:
 

iblazethatkush

Well-Known Member
I'm not an anti-religious zealot. Do you know anything about mormonism? It's the most blatantly made-up religion next to scientology. Even three of the founding members came out and said it's bullshit...But, like I said, I expected this from an old, senile, motherfucker who doesn't know what they're talking about, such as yourself:blsmoke:
 

ViRedd

New Member
~lol~ Ok good points... but what about the Nazi salute? :mrgreen:

And by the way ... Scientolgy isn't a nutball religion. They have spaceships in the middle of the ocean. :blsmoke:

Vi
 

mockingbird131313

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Many evangelists have said that the Mormon leaders are leading their flocks into eternal damnation in Hell. It's pretty funny to listen to. I hate hippocrates.
 

iblazethatkush

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LoL I don't think Republicans are nazis. I'm pretty sure he was just waving lol...I'm sure even you can admit saying 'who let the dogs out' 'woof' 'woof' is a tad bit awkward. You wouldn't see him doing that around a group of white people.
 

ViRedd

New Member
On the Mormons ...

I have a few Mormon friends and clients. For the most part, they are some of the most family oriented people I know. Their kids are very respectful to those in the community around them, including non-Mormons.

I've talked politics with some of them ... they are ALL conservatives who respect the Constitution as the contract between the States and the Federal government. They've told me that their ministers talk about constitutional law, freedom and liberty from the pulpit.

They tend to keep to themselves, they respect the law, they eat a healthy diet and live a healthy life-style.

I think they could teach most of us a thing or two.

Vi
 

iblazethatkush

Well-Known Member
Is Mormonism a cult? What do Mormons believe?



Question: "Is Mormonism a cult? What do Mormons believe?"

Answer:
The Mormon religion was founded less than two hundred years ago by a man named Joseph Smith. He claimed to have received a personal visit from God the Father and Jesus Christ and told that all churches and their creeds were an abomination. Joseph set out to impose a brand-new religion that claims to be the “only true church on earth.” The problem with Mormonism is that it contradicts, modifies, and expands on the Bible. Christians have no reason to believe that the Bible is not true and adequate. To truly believe in and trust God means to believe in His Word. And all Scripture is inspired by God, which means it comes from Him (2 Timothy 3:16).

Mormons believe that there are in fact four sources of divinely inspired words, instead of just one. 1) The Bible “as far as it is translated correctly.” Which verses are incorrectly translated are not always made clear 2) The Book of Mormon was “translated” by Smith and published in 1830. Smith claimed it is the “most correct book” on earth, and that a person could get closer to God by following its precepts, “than by any other book.” 3) The Doctrine and Covenants is considered scripture by Mormons, containing a collection of modern revelations regarding the “Church of Jesus Christ as it has been restored.” 4) The Pearl of the Great Price is considered by Mormons to “clarify” doctrines and teachings that were lost from the Bible and adds its own information about the earth's creation.

Mormons believe these things about God: that He has not always been the Supreme Being of the universe, but attained that status through righteous living and persistent effort. They believe God the Father has a “body of flesh and bones as tangible as man’s.” Though abandoned by modern Mormon leaders, Brigham Young taught that Adam actually was God and the father of Jesus Christ. Christians know this about God: there is only One true God (Deuteronomy 6:4, Isaiah 43:10, 44:6-8), that He always has and always will exist (Deuteronomy 33:27, Psalm 90:2, 1 Timothy 1:17), and that He was not created, but is the Creator (Genesis chapter1, Psalm 24:1, Isaiah 37:16). He is perfect and no one else is equal to Him (Psalm 86:8, Isaiah 40:25). God the Father is not a man, nor was He ever (Numbers 23:19, 1 Samuel 15:29, Hosea 11:9). He is Spirit (John 4:24), and Spirit is not made of flesh and bone (Luke 24:39).

Mormons believe that there are different levels or kingdoms in the afterlife: The Celestial Kingdom, the Terrestrial Kingdom, the Telestial Kingdom and outer darkness. Where mankind will end up depends on what they believe and do in this mortal life. The Bible tells us that after death, we go to Heaven or Hell based on whether we had faith in Jesus or not. To be absent from our bodies as believers means we are with the Lord (2 Corinthians 5:6-8). Unbelievers are sent to Hell, or the place of the dead (Luke 16:22-23). When Jesus comes for the second time, we will receive new bodies (1 Corinthians 15:50-54). There will be a New Heaven and New Earth for believers (Revelation 21:1), and unbelievers will be thrown into an everlasting lake of fire (Revelation 20:11-15). There is no second chance for redemption after death (Hebrews 9:27).

Mormon leaders have taught that Jesus’ incarnation was the result of a physical relationship between God the Father and Mary. They believe Jesus is a God, but that any human can also become a god. Christians historically have taught that God is Triune and that He exists eternally as the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit (Matthew 28:19). No one can achieve the status of God, only He is holy (1 Samuel 2:2). We can only be made holy in God's sight through faith in Him (1 Corinthians 1:2). Jesus is the only begotten Son of God (John 3:16) and is the only one ever to have lived a sinless, blameless life, who now has the highest place of honor in Heaven (Hebrews 7:26). Jesus and God are one in essence, Jesus being the only One existing before physical birth (John 1:1-8, 8:56). Jesus gave Himself to us as a sacrifice, and God raised Him from the dead, and one day everyone will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord (Philippians 2:6-11). Jesus tells us it is impossible to get to Heaven by our own works, only with faith in Him is it possible (Matthew 19:26). And many will not choose Him. “You can enter God's Kingdom only through the narrow gate. The highway to hell is broad, and its gate is wide for the many who choose the easy way” (Matthew 7:13). We all deserve eternal punishment for our sins, but God's infinite love and grace has allowed us a way out. “For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our Lord” (Romans 6:23).

Clearly there is only one way to receive salvation; to know God and His Son, Jesus (John 17:3). It is not done by works, but by faith (Romans 1:17, 3:28). When we have this faith, we will automatically be obedient to God's laws and become baptized out of love for Him, but not because it is a requirement for salvation. We can receive this gift no matter who we are or what we have done (Romans 3:22). “Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to men by which we must be saved” (Acts 4:12). Although Mormons are usually friendly, loving, and kind people - they are involved in a false religion that distorts the nature of God, the Person of Jesus Christ, and the means of salvation​
 

iblazethatkush

Well-Known Member
Here's how those weirdos think there religion came into being.

Colloquially known as Mormons, LDS folks believe in Joseph Smith and the revelation that God gave to him from reading the text after heating The One Ring. According to Smith, he nicked the ring from a local store, and concealed it inside his magic hat. He then heated the ring in the fire, and proceeded to read thousands of pages of the ring, written in a special language that only he understands.
While according to non-mormons and others that aren't Joseph Smith, Joseph Smith was most likely a victim of shrooms. Shrooms were very plentiful in the area of upstate New York Joseph Smith was from, so it is very possible that shrooms were the reason that Joseph Smith had a conversation with a magical salamander that presented him the book of Mormon written on gold tablets. This is also how he came to the revelation to up and gather all of his people and move to a gigantic dessert where the only body of water is The Great Salt Lake and call it "the promise land". Other strange facts about mormons are; CJC LaDS wear special underwear and like to get naked and rub each other down with oil, but only when it is old men touching young boys. Otherwise being naked is a cardinal sin and will lead to immediate excommunication or execution.
 

ViRedd

New Member
Shrooms? ~lol~

Here in modern times we see lots of people walking about our downtown areas seeing visions and talking to themselves. They are off of their medications.

Vi
 

medicineman

New Member
Shrooms? ~lol~

Here in modern times we see lots of people walking about our downtown areas seeing visions and talking to themselves. They are off of their medications.

Vi
That is exactly what I suspect is wrong with you. Get back on your meds
 

ccodiane

New Member
LoL I don't think Republicans are nazis. I'm pretty sure he was just waving lol...I'm sure even you can admit saying 'who let the dogs out' 'woof' 'woof' is a tad bit awkward. You wouldn't see him doing that around a group of white people.
Yeah, just as awkward as a bunch of rich white kids singing along to Marley tunes! Even the shaved head little punks. :mrgreen:
 

ViRedd

New Member
Hahahaha!

I have NEVER in my entire life been able to visit a place like this where debunking liberals is so much fun ... and so easy. I mean, usually its either fun and difficult, or easy and no fun. But here in this forum? Fun and easy. :mrgreen:

Vi
 
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