Mitt Romney...Funny as shit

mockingbird131313

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By that do you mean the evangelists or mormons?
Sorry, that came out open ended. I despise people who claim to be the smartest. To presume that YOUR Christian faith is somehow better than some other person's Christian faith is idiotic. It is vain. It is a false teaching of Christianity. But is is a common attack on Mormons.

I do NOT like Mitt-wit Romney, but his faith has nothing to do with my opinion.
 

iblazethatkush

Well-Known Member
Sorry, that came out open ended. I despise people who claim to be the smartest. To presume that YOUR Christian faith is somehow better than some other person's Christian faith is idiotic. It is vain. It is a false teaching of Christianity. But is is a common attack on Mormons.

I do NOT like Mitt-wit Romney, but his faith has nothing to do with my opinion.
Yeah, I think mormons are a little fruity with the magic hat, magic ring that reveals thousands of pages from God that only Joseph Smith can read, magic salamander, and magic underwear thing but you are right, though.
 

ViRedd

New Member
Yeah, I think mormons are a little fruity with the magic hat, magic ring that reveals thousands of pages from God that only Joseph Smith can read, magic salamander, and magic underwear thing but you are right, though.
Hey, I'm a Catholic. We have Icons we pray to for intersessions with Jesus. We kneel, stand and sit during church services. We cross ourselves continuely. We wear Saint Christopher medals or Crusifixes around our necks. We go to confession and admit our transgressions to another human being (a Priest) who then gives us absolution from our sins. The Priests, for purification, spread smoke from incense all around during church services. On Ash Wednesday, the priests mark crosses made with ashes on our foreheads. During Mass, the priest blesses the wine and the bread and turn them into the blood and flesh of Jesus and we drink it and we eat it. We talk a lot about The Holy Ghost. We believe that the Father (God), the Son (Jesus), and The Holy Ghost (Spirit of God), are all one and the same. We believe in Angels and Saints. We believe that our's is the one true church ... and that the apostile Peter was the first Pope. We believe that one can attain the State of Grace right here on earth. We believe that Jesus was sent here by The Father and died for all mankind. We believe that Jesus is the gate-keeper, and the only way to attain salvation is to go through Jesus.

I would think that all that stuff would seem kinda weird to non-Catholics and non-believers.

Vi
 

mockingbird131313

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Yeah, I think mormons are a little fruity with the magic hat, magic ring that reveals thousands of pages from God that only Joseph Smith can read, magic salamander, and magic underwear thing but you are right, though.
Oh yea Blaze of little faith. I mean YOU just don't get it. For instance the magic underwear thing, is real. It must be real. After all, the birth rate of Mormons is the highest of any faith in America. Those cats would make a chinchilla blush. Those funny looking pants aint just any old Fruit of the Looms.

Can you image, a pair of those hot pants would be better than case of Viagra. I think I'm gonna email Donnie Osmond and ask him where he buys his stuff...
 

quadrophine

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Hey, I'm a Catholic. We have Icons we pray to for intersessions with Jesus. We kneel, stand and sit during church services. We cross ourselves continuely. We wear Saint Christopher medals or Crusifixes around our necks. We go to confession and admit our transgressions to another human being (a Priest) who then gives us absolution from our sins. The Priests, for purification, spread smoke from incense all around during church services. On Ash Wednesday, the priests mark crosses made with ashes on our foreheads. During Mass, the priest blesses the wine and the bread and turn them into the blood and flesh of Jesus and we drink it and we eat it. We talk a lot about The Holy Ghost. We believe that the Father (God), the Son (Jesus), and The Holy Ghost (Spirit of God), are all one and the same. We believe in Angels and Saints. We believe that our's is the one true church ... and that the apostile Peter was the first Pope. We believe that one can attain the State of Grace right here on earth. We believe that Jesus was sent here by The Father and died for all mankind. We believe that Jesus is the gate-keeper, and the only way to attain salvation is to go through Jesus.

I would think that all that stuff would seem kinda weird to non-Catholics and non-believers.

Vi


yeah, seems weird to me.


but to be honest with you, for a rich white guy, he didn't seem uncomfortable at all, as for bling bling and who let the dogs out, please... he's breaking the ice, making a little funny. in my opinion, it's endearing.
hey vi, I got a question, since I don't believe in jesus christ as my lord and savior, I've condemned myself to an eternity of unfathomable suffering even though I Live my life more piously than many members of authority within the catholic church?
 

ViRedd

New Member
yeah, seems weird to me.


but to be honest with you, for a rich white guy, he didn't seem uncomfortable at all, as for bling bling and who let the dogs out, please... he's breaking the ice, making a little funny. in my opinion, it's endearing.
hey vi, I got a question, since I don't believe in jesus christ as my lord and savior, I've condemned myself to an eternity of unfathomable suffering even though I Live my life more piously than many members of authority within the catholic church?
Yes. You're a fucking heathen. :blsmoke:

Vi
 
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