Sexual Discoveries

HotNSexyMILF

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Eff that...you guys wanna know where to get the best porn?! XNXX.COM. When you first get to the site, it comes up with all these dif kinds...hardcore, lesbian, whatever you like...then below the main pics, its says PICS. MOVIES. VIDS. Click on vids. They have free porns on there that are hella long and decent. Or you can click on ALL TAGS, and it gives you a list of every possible thing you could be into...
I know I just sounded like a big ass perv but I always gotta give props to that site for helping me stay sane when I need some kinda boost to help me along.
LOL... def. www.myfreepaysite.com :hump: that's all I use..
 

kochab

New Member
I will check it out next time Im in need... lol.

And I woke up this morning hoping there would be a battery update.
battery update? gald to see that this is turning into less of a sausage party on riu than it was. lol starting to think t hat guys were the only ppl than a select few that grew.
 

jamiemichelle

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battery update? gald to see that this is turning into less of a sausage party on riu than it was. lol starting to think t hat guys were the only ppl than a select few that grew.
Well Im personally the only chic outta all my girlfriends that grow... Since I move around a lot I never get a steady hook up. I notice that guys like to take advantage of me and try to rip my ass of thinking Im Naive about it... Not knowing Ive been smokin for about 16 years steadily and around it since the day I was born.
Must run in the family cuz my mom and dad grew when I was little and even got busted for it...
My moms fault, she thought she saw someone in the house when she pulled up in the driveway so her stupid ass called the police. They had 45 plants in there...and no one was in the house. Couldnt believe she got out of jail the same day because I was only a baby. I think my dad spent about 2 days and that was the end of it... no fines, nothin they got off good for my moms dumb mistake.
 

HotNSexyMILF

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Well Im personally the only chic outta all my girlfriends that grow... Since I move around a lot I never get a steady hook up. I notice that guys like to take advantage of me and try to rip my ass of thinking Im Naive about it... Not knowing Ive been smokin for about 16 years steadily and around it since the day I was born.
Must run in the family cuz my mom and dad grew when I was little and even got busted for it...
My moms fault, she thought she saw someone in the house when she pulled up in the driveway so her stupid ass called the police. They had 45 plants in there...and no one was in the house. Couldnt believe she got out of jail the same day because I was only a baby. I think my dad spent about 2 days and that was the end of it... no fines, nothin they got off good for my moms dumb mistake.
We should get together, smoke, and swap clones sometime!:blsmoke: Use chicks gotta stick together. LOL
 

HotNSexyMILF

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Aright, here's the battery update. Totally did it.. totally won't do it again.. LOL.. it didn't hurt or anything, but it doesn't feel the same as it does on your tongue. On your tongue it just feels really really tingly, on the clit-- it jut feels HOT, like HOT HOT. LOL.. I dunno, prolly some chicks out there that would find that sexual stimulating but personally I found it more distracting than stimulating...heat on my clit just doesn't seem to do it.. =) mixed it with being fingered, having my tits sucked, kissing, tried messin around with the battery for like 10 mins till I said fuck this and got on my stomach.. lmfao..

Thankx for the idea to try, but personally I'd pass on this one again..
 

jamiemichelle

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We should get together, smoke, and swap clones sometime!:blsmoke: Use chicks gotta stick together. LOL
Sounds like a plan...Ive never messed with clones before, but from what Ive read it seems pretty easy. I just started flowering 8 plants, colombian red haze, dp blueberry and one bomb ass mystery plant from some good ass weed I had once that happened to have a seed left in the bag. The dude I got it from was a dumb ass cuz I asked him what strain it was and he told me hydro... we went back and forth on it and finally I just gave up realizing he was just a middle man and obviously an idiot.
Plus it would be nice to meet a woman around here... as its hard to meet chicks but much easier to meet men Im sure you know what Im talking about.
 

jamiemichelle

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Aright, here's the battery update. Totally did it.. totally won't do it again.. LOL.. it didn't hurt or anything, but it doesn't feel the same as it does on your tongue. On your tongue it just feels really really tingly, on the clit-- it jut feels HOT, like HOT HOT. LOL.. I dunno, prolly some chicks out there that would find that sexual stimulating but personally I found it more distracting than stimulating...heat on my clit just doesn't seem to do it.. =) mixed it with being fingered, having my tits sucked, kissing, tried messin around with the battery for like 10 mins till I said fuck this and got on my stomach.. lmfao..

Thankx for the idea to try, but personally I'd pass on this one again..
Geez I knew it would be irratating and not pleasurable! If it hurt and felt weird on my tongue when I was little...theres no way Id try it on my clit! Ouch! But thanks for being a trooper and taking one for the team and reassuring all women on riu that it is not worth it.
 

HotNSexyMILF

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Sounds like a plan...Ive never messed with clones before, but from what Ive read it seems pretty easy. I just started flowering 8 plants, colombian red haze, dp blueberry and one bomb ass mystery plant from some good ass weed I had once that happened to have a seed left in the bag. The dude I got it from was a dumb ass cuz I asked him what strain it was and he told me hydro... we went back and forth on it and finally I just gave up realizing he was just a middle man and obviously an idiot.
Plus it would be nice to meet a woman around here... as its hard to meet chicks but much easier to meet men Im sure you know what Im talking about.
Clones are pretty easy, I think so anyways... I've just got my Kiki and her clones growing right now.. but I doubt you'd mind havin' a clone or two of her.. shyts dank.. you have any plants in veg right now? LOL.. I'm sooooo sick of everyone out here thinking if its hydro that is all of a sudden so much more amazing than anything else...:roll: you can clealy tell these people havent the slightest clue...

I know what you mean-- I've got like 85% guy friends.. but then again I usually don't get along with chicks.. too catty, they cause drama. So very select few women I get along with.:blsmoke: Come to think of it.. LOL.. I don't hang out with any chick that doesn't smoke.
 

kochab

New Member
Aright, here's the battery update. Totally did it.. totally won't do it again.. LOL.. it didn't hurt or anything, but it doesn't feel the same as it does on your tongue. On your tongue it just feels really really tingly, on the clit-- it jut feels HOT, like HOT HOT. LOL.. I dunno, prolly some chicks out there that would find that sexual stimulating but personally I found it more distracting than stimulating...heat on my clit just doesn't seem to do it.. =) mixed it with being fingered, having my tits sucked, kissing, tried messin around with the battery for like 10 mins till I said fuck this and got on my stomach.. lmfao..

Thankx for the idea to try, but personally I'd pass on this one again..
ha ha. back on the stomach eh????
well thanks for the test, but i would have passed on this one in the first place. its great that your such a trooper though. lol
 

HotNSexyMILF

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ha ha. back on the stomach eh????
well thanks for the test, but i would have passed on this one in the first place. its great that your such a trooper though. lol
LOL.. someone's gotta try this shyt.. LOL.. don't want any well intentioned guys here to try this on their ladies w.o a report...
 

Zekedogg

100% Authentic A$$Hole
Aright, here's the battery update. Totally did it.. totally won't do it again.. LOL.. it didn't hurt or anything, but it doesn't feel the same as it does on your tongue. On your tongue it just feels really really tingly, on the clit-- it jut feels HOT, like HOT HOT. LOL.. I dunno, prolly some chicks out there that would find that sexual stimulating but personally I found it more distracting than stimulating...heat on my clit just doesn't seem to do it.. =) mixed it with being fingered, having my tits sucked, kissing, tried messin around with the battery for like 10 mins till I said fuck this and got on my stomach.. lmfao..

Thankx for the idea to try, but personally I'd pass on this one again..

I love this site:hump::hump::hump:
 

jamiemichelle

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Clones are pretty easy, I think so anyways... I've just got my Kiki and her clones growing right now.. but I doubt you'd mind havin' a clone or two of her.. shyts dank.. you have any plants in veg right now? LOL.. I'm sooooo sick of everyone out here thinking if its hydro that is all of a sudden so much more amazing than anything else...:roll: you can clealy tell these people havent the slightest clue...

I know what you mean-- I've got like 85% guy friends.. but then again I usually don't get along with chicks.. too catty, they cause drama. So very select few women I get along with.:blsmoke: Come to think of it.. LOL.. I don't hang out with any chick that doesn't smoke.
No plants in veg...theyve only been flowering for a few days. Ive done hyrdo before and personally it took up so much of my time and was more of a pain in the ass then anything else. Soil works just fine.
I agree what you say about women. Men are less drama. Everytime I let a chic close something always happens... my last so called best friend, grabbed my guys dick when we were leaving a club one night... fuckin skank. That was the end of our friendship right there. Even though he is no longer my bf, that showed me that she isnt worthy of my trust. Then she went and told all of my personal shit to our mutual friends. Got tons of those kind of stories under my belt, unfortunately.
 

Zekedogg

100% Authentic A$$Hole
No plants in veg...theyve only been flowering for a few days. Ive done hyrdo before and personally it took up so much of my time and was more of a pain in the ass then anything else. Soil works just fine.
I agree what you say about women. Men are less drama. Everytime I let a chic close something always happens... my last so called best friend, grabbed my guys dick when we were leaving a club one night... fuckin skank. That was the end of our friendship right there. Even though he is no longer my bf, that showed me that she isnt worthy of my trust. Then she went and told all of my personal shit to our mutual friends. Got tons of those kind of stories under my belt, unfortunately.
You can come hang out with me and my wifey if you would like, or anyone else for that matter....You need to visit the Picture of Yourself thread Jaime....I know people will be jumping all over you in there:hump:
 

jamiemichelle

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Thanks thats nice...:hug: But Oregon isnt exactly right around the corner. This is actually the first thread that has held my interest. Im not really the type to go looking around for people. I usually just come on riu to educate myself about growing, read about fellow Ron Paul Supporters and sometimes I check out the art as I am into that as well.
 

HotNSexyMILF

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Thanks thats nice...:hug: But Oregon isnt exactly right around the corner. This is actually the first thread that has held my interest. Im not really the type to go looking around for people. I usually just come on riu to educate myself about growing, read about fellow Ron Paul Supporters and sometimes I check out the art as I am into that as well.
Now we def. got to hang out some time.. LOL... we both hate drama, both grow, both love to smoke, and both love Ron Paul...:blsmoke: Damn, too bad we didn't meet before you put those ladies into flowering.. you plan on starting nemore plants soon?

I agree, women are usually fuckin' skanks.. (god, a lot of people are prolly lookin' at my avatar and thinkin I am.. I'm not, as I stated before in this post- I'm committed to fucking one man at a time, lol) I have horror stories of my own.. basically why I ditched the whole "woman as a best friend" theory..
 

Zekedogg

100% Authentic A$$Hole
Now we def. got to hang out some time.. LOL... we both hate drama, both grow, both love to smoke, and both love Ron Paul...:blsmoke: Damn, too bad we didn't meet before you put those ladies into flowering.. you plan on starting nemore plants soon?

I agree, women are usually fuckin' skanks.. (god, a lot of people are prolly lookin' at my avatar and thinkin I am.. I'm not, as I stated before in this post- I'm committed to fucking one man at a time, lol) I have horror stories of my own.. basically why I ditched the whole "woman as a best friend" theory..


When you ladies hook up, let me know pleez


I wanna watch:mrgreen:
 
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