Funny weed experiences

[zxbud23]

Whats the funniest thing thats happened when you smoked?
One of mine is when my girl and I were smoking in my closet, she got so high when she went to take another hit she was burning her hair

 

[Gafoogle]

This happened during winter of my senior year of high school. My friend and I went to my house at lunch to grab my smoking kit (herb, makeshift gravity bong, lighter, etc), and then immediatly left because my parents had decided to come home for lunch that day wall. We we're going to go smoke in the forest, but we needed to fill the pail (large part of bong) with water. Decided to use the hose in my backyard, which would have been fine if that handle wasn't frozen. We tried getting it unstuck, and then holding the pail under the faucet for it to slowly fill drop by drop. Then after trying to turn the handle again it suddenly comes bursting out, spraying us with ice cold water. We went into the forest and had to keep sitting down, getting up, moving, standing, shifting, leaving, pausing, because for some reason everyone in the neighbourhood (or so it seemed decided to walk their dogs at that exact point in the day. Someone with a giant ass Great Dane ended up chasing us out of the forest so we stood on the baseball field, and I held the bong as my friend lit it. A couple hits in and two other students pass right by us...even stopped to say hello....people are so nice.

well it was funny at the time

 

[zxbud23]

This happened during winter of my senior year of high school. My friend and I went to my house at lunch to grab my smoking kit (herb, makeshift gravity bong, lighter, etc), and then immediatly left because my parents had decided to come home for lunch that day wall. We we're going to go smoke in the forest, but we needed to fill the pail (large part of bong) with water. Decided to use the hose in my backyard, which would have been fine if that handle wasn't frozen. We tried getting it unstuck, and then holding the pail under the faucet for it to slowly fill drop by drop. Then after trying to turn the handle again it suddenly comes bursting out, spraying us with ice cold water. We went into the forest and had to keep sitting down, getting up, moving, standing, shifting, leaving, pausing, because for some reason everyone in the neighbourhood (or so it seemed decided to walk their dogs at that exact point in the day. Someone with a giant ass Great Dane ended up chasing us out of the forest so we stood on the baseball field, and I held the bong as my friend lit it. A couple hits in and two other students pass right by us...even stopped to say hello....people are so nice.

well it was funny at the time

Haha yea that sounds like an interesting day.. and yea im familar with gravity bongs my girl made one(thanks to youtube)

 

[alberts]

Whats the funniest thing thats happened when you smoked?
One of mine is when my girl and I were smoking in my closet, she got so high when she went to take another hit she was burning her hair

I saw the same thing happen.. she was so embarrassed.

I haven't had that many funny stories, but more embarrassing stories that happened to me. Like in public gatherings, spilling the bubbler when ashing it, or coughing in to the bong and water getting everywhere.

A lot more funny stories happen when IM tripping

 

[zxbud23]

I saw the same thing happen.. she was so embarrassed.

I haven't had that many funny stories, but more embarrassing stories that happened to me. Like in public gatherings, spilling the bubbler when ashing it, or coughing in to the bong and water getting everywhere.

A lot more funny stories happen when IM tripping

lol ya to think about it its more like a ooh shit moment

 

[Devildog93]

Accidentally burning the plastic hooter while doing hash hot knives. Like a gigantic hole in the side of the hooter, the width of the butter knife. Inhaled all the smoke before realizing. Everyone else thought it was funny, me not so much.
Brutal headache after.....hacked a lung for quite a while.

Also was dying for a doob or a pipe toke one day, couldn't get ahold of anyone. Decided to go out to my car, and ended up finding a 2+ gram bud just sitting under my seat. I was like WTF!!! How in the hell did I lose this bud without a clue....and how long ago?
Got hella baked, probably more so because of the circumstances.

 

[hinesc6]

me and my friend made some cookie brownies last nite..well i got too hungry from the J earlier and ate 2 and 1/2 brownies..i had the worst OD ever..stoned out of my mind from 8pm to 3pm, threw up 4x and barely could function but i was high as a kite...this time i will be more careful and barely eat a half one..best thing we couldnt taste the bud

 

[zxbud23]

Accidentally burning the plastic hooter while doing hash hot knives. Like a gigantic hole in the side of the hooter, the width of the butter knife. Inhaled all the smoke before realizing. Everyone else thought it was funny, me not so much.
Brutal headache after.....hacked a lung for quite a while.

Also was dying for a doob or a pipe toke one day, couldn't get ahold of anyone. Decided to go out to my car, and ended up finding a 2+ gram bud just sitting under my seat. I was like WTF!!! How in the hell did I lose this bud without a clue....and how long ago?
Got hella baked, probably more so because of the circumstances.

lol wow i wish i could find two grams

 

[zxbud23]

me and my friend made some cookie brownies last nite..well i got too hungry from the J earlier and ate 2 and 1/2 brownies..i had the worst OD ever..stoned out of my mind from 8pm to 3pm, threw up 4x and barely could function but i was high as a kite...this time i will be more careful and barely eat a half one..best thing we couldnt taste the bud

that reminds me of a time when i got fucked up an ate to many hashbrowns an threw it all up worst part is it burned like hell

 

[zxbud23]

got to add a new one my girl gets super high an has to crawl in the house lol its funny as fuck

 

[mescalinebandit420]

i was smokin out of a gravity bong one time at my friends and we just filled up the tub and sat on the sides and got baked. i kinnda filled it up way too much and took a huge hit. i guess i blacked out or something cause the next thing i remember was waking up underwater. i fucking fell headfirst in the tub and had to be pulled out. that shit was crazy yo. so for future reference, it is possible to drownd while smoking. hahaha somebody try to top that one!

 

[woodsmaneh!]

Me and a buddy were walking in Boston a few blocks from the market so we could find a place to light one up. We found a spot and finished the blunt stepped out to the curb, waiting for the light to change a guy runs up beside us pulls out a gun and fires 3 shots a someone across the street, I just about shit my pants, the guy turns to us and all I could say was, were Canadian, he told us to go home and ran across the street, I bet we ran for 15 minuets till we were at the other end of the market. I'm glad he didn't shoot us..we calmed down and then and had a few beers.

 

[zxbud23]

Me and a buddy were walking in Boston a few blocks from the market so we could find a place to light one up. We found a spot and finished the blunt stepped out to the curb, waiting for the light to change a guy runs up beside us pulls out a gun and fires 3 shots a someone across the street, I just about shit my pants, the guy turns to us and all I could say was, were Canadian, he told us to go home and ran across the street, I bet we ran for 15 minuets till we were at the other end of the market. I'm glad he didn't shoot us..we calmed down and then and had a few beers.

wow scary i would have shit a brick

 

[Tenac87]

I too would of shit a brick :O

 

[Sk306]

Thats fucking crazy, told em you were Canadian ahah, were you in the ghetto or what?

 

[welshsmoker]

Me and a buddy were walking in Boston a few blocks from the market so we could find a place to light one up. We found a spot and finished the blunt stepped out to the curb, waiting for the light to change a guy runs up beside us pulls out a gun and fires 3 shots a someone across the street, I just about shit my pants, the guy turns to us and all I could say was, were Canadian, he told us to go home and ran across the street, I bet we ran for 15 minuets till we were at the other end of the market. I'm glad he didn't shoot us..we calmed down and then and had a few beers.

fuck im in tears... nice one,,, rep for this too..

 

[welshsmoker]

took the car for a service or something down my mates garage, he gave me a joint and i ended up having a whitey on the entrance to the place for about 2 fkn hours just rolling around on the floor fucked up, people were stepping over me to get in, good thing every fkr smokes round here and nows whats happening, by the way it was northern lights never been fkd up like that before..

 

[keller420]

Well this was kinda funny one night when I was in high school me and some friend snook out at night and bought an ounce for the three of us. We had a bing and were chilling in the park at this spot where the cops couldn't see us, very nice. So anyways, halfway done the bag and the one guy is feeling a bit green so when he take s hit from the bong he greens out. Party foul man party foul.

 

[zxbud23]

Well this was kinda funny one night when I was in high school me and some friend snook out at night and bought an ounce for the three of us. We had a bing and were chilling in the park at this spot where the cops couldn't see us, very nice. So anyways, halfway done the bag and the one guy is feeling a bit green so when he take s hit from the bong he greens out. Party foul man party foul.

dam man i would have threw up just because he did

 

[Louis541]

Had a Gas mask bong, was really really high. I fell, my head hit a radiator, and I fell on my head and almost drowned in bong water.