Wife/Girlfirend/Partner challenge

[canuckgrow]

Alright I'm pitting my woman against anybody elses who thinks they have an awesome partner.
Here is my day today: Went to bed at 5am got up at 10am to hot coffee and home made cinny buns...mmmmm....nice bowl of stinky happiness afterwards......Watched Iron Man 2 and then the Italian Job......that took me up until 2pm or so by then I was ready for a nap.....Laid down while my beautiful wife cleaned up our place then went out and got me some Coors light tallboys which she put in the fridge to become certified cold,,,,a Bottle of Wisers special old... Just woke up to the smell of fresh sausage and home made perogies being cooked for supper........When I get downstairs she gives me a big kiss and a hug then shows me my pipe which she so thoughfully packed a fesh bowl for me.........We have been together for 12 years and I'm so spoiled it makes all of my friends jealous/////So come on folks lets hear you brag about your better half.

 

[sambo020482]

carnt top that m8 you got a keeper for sure ya lucky man.

 

[robert 14617]

yes she is a great gal i started seeing her about two years after youall got married

 

[sambo020482]

yes she is a great gal i started seeing her about two years after youall got married

lol thats was funny ya git lol

 

[HowzerMD]

My old lady bought me bratwurst and a mini draught keg and pre-programmed my shows on tivo. I had the day off. Can anyone say morning head ?

 

[canuckgrow]

yes she is a great gal i started seeing her about two years after youall got married

Well you gave yourself away when you used the word youall LOL My wife would never date a redneck.

 

[robert 14617]

i wouldn't call what we do dating ,if you know what i mean grrrrrrrrr

 

[sambo020482]

head i 4got what that is m8 my missus gave birth to my daughter 10wks ago couldnt be happier but defo fucks with the relationship with the missus lol

 

[sambo020482]

i wouldn't call what we do dating ,if you know what i mean grrrrrrrrr

stop it lol im drunk and larfing alot.

he loves his girl n so would i if she treated me like that.

 

[420God]

I've been with my wife for seven years now and we still go at it like teenagers.

She's the greatest little thing, she was raised old school Mexican so she takes care of me very well.

I try and spoil her as much as I can in return.

 

[sambo020482]

I've been with my wife for seven years now and we still go at it like teenagers.

She's the greatest little thing, she was raised old school Mexican so she takes care of me very well.

I try and spoil her as much as I can in return.

nice girl and tree lol

good luck to ya m8 i been wit the missus 3yrs n its dieing a death but such is life.

 

[robert 14617]

six years married to my canadian wife we got together after my 40th birthday , she can appreciate a redneck texan

 

[KronDonSmoker]

My girlfriends name is Mary Jane she doesnt talk to much, but she calms me down after a bad day after any day really. She doesnt cook very well but she sure makes everything else that is cooked taste better. Shes pretty easy to buy gifts for usually preferring something in glass or metal. She also has a good friend that she brings along with her a lot to hang out with us but i dont mind it his name is Benjamin Franklin

 

[beardo]

Alright I'm pitting my woman against anybody elses who thinks they have an awesome partner.
Here is my day today: Went to bed at 5am got up at 10am to hot coffee and home made cinny buns...mmmmm....nice bowl of stinky happiness afterwards......Watched Iron Man 2 and then the Italian Job......that took me up until 2pm or so by then I was ready for a nap.....Laid down while my beautiful wife cleaned up our place then went out and got me some Coors light tallboys which she put in the fridge to become certified cold,,,,a Bottle of Wisers special old... Just woke up to the smell of fresh sausage and home made perogies being cooked for supper........When I get downstairs she gives me a big kiss and a hug then shows me my pipe which she so thoughfully packed a fesh bowl for me.........We have been together for 12 years and I'm so spoiled it makes all of my friends jealous/////So come on folks lets hear you brag about your better half.

I'm down for the wife swap...sounds like a good deal

 

[robert 14617]

I'm down for the wife swap...sounds like a good deal

after a sample of my stuff she would never go back to you beardo

 

[HowzerMD]

Lol every time I scroll past "Wife Swap" on the tv menu I'm always tempted to select it on impulse. But in that fraction of a second it all comes rushing at me that it isn't porno and I won't be watching penetration, rather a heaping pile of fat house-wives arguing over morals. They need to change the title of that show.

 

[KronDonSmoker]

Lol every time I scroll past "Wife Swap" on the tv menu I'm always tempted to select it on impulse. But in that fraction of a second it all comes rushing at me that it isn't porno and I won't be watching penetration, rather a heaping pile of fat house-wives arguing over morals. They need to change the title of that show.

Lol I agree its more of a title I would search for on Pornhub

 

[beardo]

after a sample of my stuff she would never go back to you beardo

You can keep her,...she won't even do the dishes.

 

[kether noir]

my wife and I are coming up to our 2nd anniversary. and, every day gets better and better. no matter what anyone else says, to me she wins.
plus you gotta be a man to keep her happy you know? a man, man ,man. listen below for further information.
[video=youtube;oECIKVaz5rc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oECIKVaz5rc[/video]


probably the titties

 

[racerboy71]

man o man, thats some girl you got there. i've just one question for you.. does she have a sister? lol..
she sounds like a keeper for sure..