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ANC

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Breaking wind is set to be made a crime in an African country.
The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders 'who foul the air' in a bid to 'mould responsible and disciplined citizens.'
But locals fear that pinning responsibility on the crime will be difficult - and may lead to miscarriages of justice as 'criminals' attempt to blame others for their offence.
One Malawian told the website Africanews.com: 'My goodness. What happens in a public place where a group is gathered. Do they lock up half a minibus?
'And how about at meetings where it is difficult to pinpoint 'culprits'?

'Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,' she said.
Another said: 'We have serious issues affecting Malawians today. I do not know how fouling the air should take priority over regulating Chinese investments which do not employ locals, serious graft amongst legislators, especially those in the ruling party, and many more.'
The crime will be enforceable in a new 'Local Court' system which will also have powers to punish a range of other crimes in the bill set to be debated in the country's parliament.
These include insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and trespassing on a burial place.
It also outlaws pretending to be a fortune teller, according to local press in the country.

Opposition leaders complain the new courts will be 'kangaroo courts'.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-breaking-wind-crime.html#ixzz1CjEgFvNR
 

Big P

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man that will make your ass pucker up,


next they will make everyone put a whistle up thier butts to make sure the culprit is easily identified,


time to by stock in that butt whistle some posted on here a while ago!!!


this one should work for local Malawians

 

StonedPony

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1st a little background - In Texas, we tell AGGIE jokes. Aggies are what we call TEXAS A & M grad's. We make fun of them because it is harmless fun, and anyone who graduates from A&M is not exactly a dummy! You could substutite "dumb blond" or "pollock", but that can offend people, whereas Aggie jokes do not offend. Aggies have a lot of pride, like making a cowboy "Whooping" sound at parties, standing (for the 12th man deal) during the entire football game, and kissing your spouse after each touchdown (hey, some of them dere traditions is good!)

OK, now for the Joke!

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Did you hear about the AGGIE who was saving all his burned out light bulbs?

Yea, he was starting his own dark room!!!!!
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