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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world , I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it in to the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'
 
unorthodox

unorthodox

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the end made me haha

[video=youtube;c9eGtyqz4gY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY&feature=player_embedded[/video]
 
unorthodox

unorthodox

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I dont think you did it right

[video=youtube;qZl44TBIXOc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZl44TBIXOc&feature=player_embedded[/video]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Four old men went into the pro shop after playing 18 holes of golf.

The pro asked, "Did you guys have a good game today?"
The first old guy said, "Yes, I had three riders today."
The second old guy said, "I had the most riders ever. I had five."
The third old guy said, "I had 7 riders , the same as last time."
The last old man said, "I beat my old record. I had 12 riders today."

After they went into the locker room, another golfer who had heard the old
guys talking about their game went to the pro and said, "I have been playing
Golf for a long time and thought I knew all the terminology of the game, but
what's a rider ?"

The pro said, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get in the
golf cart and ride to it."

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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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THIS IS THE BEST WORDED PRO-GUN ARGUMENT THAT I HAVE EVER READ. Very good article, of course from a Marine! Read this eloquent and profound letter and pay close attention to the last paragraph of the letter.....

"The Gun Is Civilization"

By Maj. L. Caudill USMC (Ret)

Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want me to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing me via argument, or force me to do your bidding under threat of force. Every human interaction falls into one of those two categories, without exception. Reason or force, that's it.

In a truly moral and civilized society, people exclusively interact through persuasion. Force has no place as a valid method of social interaction, and the only thing that removes force from the menu is the personal firearm, as paradoxical as it may sound to some.

When I carry a gun, you cannot deal with me by force. You have to use reason and try to persuade me, because I have a way to negate your threat or employment of force.

The gun is the only personal weapon that puts a 100-pound woman on equal footing with a 220-pound mugger, a 75-year old retiree on equal footing with a 19-year old gang banger, and a single guy on equal footing with a carload of drunk guys with baseball bats. The gun removes the disparity in physical strength, size, or numbers between a potential attacker and a defender.

There are plenty of people who consider the gun as the source of bad force equations. These are the people who think that we'd be more civilized if all guns were removed from society, because a firearm makes it easier for a [armed] mugger to do his job. That, of course, is only true if the mugger's potential victims are mostly disarmed either by choice or by legislative fiat - it has no validity when most of a mugger's potential marks are armed.

People who argue for the banning of arms ask for automatic rule by the young, the strong, and the many, and that's the exact opposite of a civilized society. A mugger, even an armed one, can only make a successful living in a society where the state has granted him a force monopoly.

Then there's the argument that the gun makes confrontations lethal that otherwise would only result in injury. This argument is fallacious in several ways. Without guns involved, confrontations are won by the physically superior party inflicting overwhelming injury on the loser.

People who think that fists, bats, sticks, or stones don't constitute lethal force watch too much TV, where people take beatings and come out of it with a bloody lip at worst. The fact that the gun makes lethal force easier works solely in favor of the weaker defender, not the stronger attacker. If both are armed, the field is level.

The gun is the only weapon that's as lethal in the hands of an octogenarian as it is in the hands of a weight lifter. It simply wouldn't work as well as a force equalizer if it wasn't both lethal and easily employable.

When I carry a gun, I don't do so because I am looking for a fight, but because I'm looking to be left alone. The gun at my side means that I cannot be forced, only persuaded. I don't carry it because I'm afraid, but because it enables me to be unafraid. It doesn't limit the actions of those who would interact with me through reason, only the actions of those who would do so by force. It removes force from the equation... And that's why carrying a gun is a civilized act.

By Maj. L. Caudill USMC (Ret.)
So the greatest civilization is one where all citizens are equally armed and can only be persuaded, never forced.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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A nice display of pictures…………….. And they are labeled at the bottom for once!

[video]http://mybeautifulamerica.com/mybeautifulamerica.htm[/video]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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TO ALL in UNIFORM past, present and future and all those deployed.

I hope my grandkids and all youngsters learn to appreciate their freedom like this kid.


Eyes Right" tribute


A lone young Belgian waits to salute Canadian Troops who were attending a memorial service.

The "Eyes Right" command is the highest compliment Troops on parade can pay and is reserved for dignitaries at reviewing events.

How's this for class?

Watch what they do for this little boy.

[video=youtube;nDMzHlkB-Yg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDMzHlkB-Yg[/video]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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New Pledge of Allegiance







​

Since the Pledge of Allegiance ​



And​


The Lord's Prayer ​


Are not allowed in most ​


Public schools anymore ​


Because the word 'God' is mentioned..... ​


A kid in Arizonawrote the attached ​

​

NEW School prayer: ​



Now I sit me down in school ​


Where praying is against the rule ​


For this great nation under God ​


Finds mention of Him very odd. ​

​

If scripture now the class recites, ​



It violates the Bill of Rights.​


And anytime my head I bow ​


Becomes a Federal matter now.​

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Our hair can be purple, orange or green, ​



That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.. ​


The law is specific, the law is precise. ​


Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. ​

​

For praying in a public hall ​



Might offend someone with no faith at all.. ​


In silence alone we must meditate, ​


God's name is prohibited by the state. ​

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We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, ​



And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks... ​


They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. ​


To quote the Good Book makes me liable.​


We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, ​


And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. ​


It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong, ​


We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.. ​

​

We can get our condoms and birth controls, ​


Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles..​


But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd. ​

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It's scary here I must confess, ​



When chaos reigns the school's a mess. ​


So, Lord, this silent plea I make: ​


Should I be shot; My soul please take! ​


Amen ​
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Best card trick ever!

James Galea at The 2009 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala


[video=youtube;U9lFe504i2s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9lFe504i2s[/video]
 
Hydrotech364

Hydrotech364

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Winter Woman said:
TO ALL in UNIFORM past, present and future and all those deployed.

I hope my grandkids and all youngsters learn to appreciate their freedom like this kid.


Eyes Right" tribute


A lone young Belgian waits to salute Canadian Troops who were attending a memorial service.

The "Eyes Right" command is the highest compliment Troops on parade can pay and is reserved for dignitaries at reviewing events.

How's this for class?

Watch what they do for this little boy.

[video=youtube;nDMzHlkB-Yg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDMzHlkB-Yg[/video]
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We used to do the eyes right to all the ladies.Always put a little pep in their steps.
 
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