said some bad things to gf while high

tet1953

tet1953

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Noob, it is an acquired taste for sure. But, trust me. Assuming your lady is, shall we say, hygenic as others have mentioned, it is something you can actually find enjoyable, something you actually want to do.
 
sarye

sarye

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Slojo69 said:
Ahhh ya, but you dont eat the hole man, you eat that bean lookin thing thats above it!
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ok so first of all you lick a pussy, not eat it. that just sounds scary. i think slojo and i may be able to draw you a map. did you take anatomy in college?
 
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NoobgrowerLbc

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Slojo69 said:
my god, so much wrong with this ... i could work on you for a year and i dont think you'd be ready to roll yet. lol. If you do something nice for someone i dont care what it is. Mow their yard, wash their car etc, etc. and they just say "thanks" it's kinda shitty. Im not saying go out there and do something just to get anything. But to continually so something nice for someone to not get anything in return could cause that resentment we talked about earlier. Especially when its something more personal then washing a car she is doing for ya
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its not just eating pussy, its that fact that she wants me to learn to ''LOVE'' it, i mean I will eat her no problem to actually love it to the point were im eating her all that time i dont think i can find myself doing that.
 
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NoobgrowerLbc

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sarye said:
ok so first of all you lick a pussy, not eat it. that just sounds scary. i think slojo and i may be able to draw you a map. did you take anatomy in college?
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lol nope never took anatomy, not a requirement for business administration major.
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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NoobgrowerLbc said:
its not just eating pussy, its that fact that she wants me to learn to ''LOVE'' it, i mean I will eat her no problem to actually love it to the point were im eating her all that time i dont think i can find myself doing that.
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Yea its a conundrum. The old "I want you to WANT to do it" argument. The movie The Breakup with Jennifer aniston explains this perfect. she's all " I Want you to WANT to so the dishes" he's all like "Why the hell would i want to do the dishes" lol. Eventually you will learn that doing things you hate is common place. But doing them because it makes them happy, makes you happy. When you learn that, there's no woman out there that won't want to be with ya!
 
tet1953

tet1953

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NoobgrowerLbc said:
its not just eating pussy, its that fact that she wants me to learn to ''LOVE'' it, i mean I will eat her no problem to actually love it to the point were im eating her all that time i dont think i can find myself doing that.
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Noob, I am 100% certain that I am not the only guy chuckling when he reads that. You have no experience in this area, so you have no way of knowing. But believe me when I tell you that there is a reason they call it honeypot :)
 
Slojo69

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sarye said:
ok so first of all you lick a pussy, not eat it. that just sounds scary. i think slojo and i may be able to draw you a map. did you take anatomy in college?
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Iono whos been in yer snatch, but i eat the FUCK out of it. Suck it, nibble, even a bit of a bite here and there ....
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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tet1953 said:
Noob, I am 100% certain that I am not the only guy chuckling when he reads that. You have no experience in this area, so you have no way of knowing. But believe me when I tell you that there is a reason they call it honeypot :)
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I have NEVER heard it called a honeypot lol ... if it taste like honey, send her ass to the gyno! lol
 
sarye

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Slojo69 said:
Iono whos been in yer snatch, but i eat the FUCK out of it. Suck it, nibble, even a bit of a bite here and there ....
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lol. ok slojo. i stand corrected. it IS possible to eat it...shall we say if you're enthusiastic enough? so now we all know just how enthusiastic slo jo is...but noob clearly isnt...so he should stick to licking...
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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sarye said:
lol. ok slojo. i stand corrected. it IS possible to eat it...shall we say if you're enthusiastic enough? so now we all know just how enthusiastic slo jo is...but noob clearly isnt...so he should stick to licking...
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Indeed lol, I'm a veteran! gotta stick to the basics ... which i described earlier!
 
csj

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Fuck mate, are u seein my mrs! I don't know how long uv been with ur girl but I went through the same shit, usually when it was her time of month! I used to get" I don't know how u feel from one minute to the next" and shit like that, I just said I don't express my feelings very well, and not cause I don't love u. She understands these days, but basically I'm stoned all the time, its hard to show emotion when ur fucked, my advice to keep her sweet is just agree with her wot eva she's on about even if u think she's talkin shit, try to only toke in the evening, after uv done somthin with her cause stoned equals can't be fucked!! My personal opinion tell her u love her every day, say her hair looks nice, say u feel lucky to have found some her, its hard shit say if ur a man but it goes a long way and as for the grow and smokin, stand ur ground, if she really wants to be with u she has to accept this is who u are, the same person she first met, u don't try and change her, she shouldn't try and change u! Women, can't live with um, can't live without them, u just gotta get on with it!!!!
 
Slojo69

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Man o man lol. It's amateur hour in here. Some more bad advice here from csj. the only thing i agree with is that for some men it is hard to talk about that "mushy" stuff. Again, don't be fake, be involved. If you don't agree with what she says, bring it up, communicate. Again don't be a dick, but speak yer mind. She'll respect you alot more for it. And regardless of what you think man, everyone changes if they want to be n a relationship. There are those exceptions to the rule where you are exactly alike, but who wants that?
 
csj

csj

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Fuck mate, are u seein my mrs! I don't know how long uv been with ur girl but I went through the same shit, usually when it was her time of month! I used to get" I don't know how u feel from one minute to the next" and shit like that, I just said I don't express my feelings very well, and not cause I don't love u. She understands these days, but basically I'm stoned all the time, its hard to show emotion when ur fucked, my advice to keep her sweet is just agree with her wot eva she's on about even if u think she's talkin shit, try to only toke in the evening, after uv done somthin with her cause stoned equals can't be fucked!! My personal opinion tell her u love her every day, say her hair looks nice, say u feel lucky to have found some her, its hard shit say if ur a man but it goes a long way and as for the grow and smokin, stand ur ground, if she really wants to be with u she has to accept this is who u are, the same person she first met, u don't try and change her, she shouldn't try and change u! Women, can't live with um, can't live without them, u just gotta get on with it!!!!
 
tet1953

tet1953

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Well, csj did bring up a point that any guy would do well to pay attention to. It took years for me to figure out as well. And that is to learn when your lady is PMSing. It will sneak up on both of you, and leave you bewildered as to why are we fighting all of a sudden? Not saying you gotta keep a calendar or anything (although I have done that before too lol), but learn to recognize the early signs and be more understanding at that time. It will save a lot of grief.
 
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