Sexual Discoveries

[Cannabian]

No way anyone is ever kickin me in the nuts like that

 

[ToastyBowlDropper]

That is fucking nuts!!! But I say honestly... any guy who can lift over 50lbs with his penis, is hot stuff to me. seriously... a buff penis? HELL YES, PLEASE!

Tips as far as I've learned are as follows:
1. Keep a condom on you at all times (if you use them). sex in random places can be amazing and leave fun memories to discuss later durring forepay.

2. talk about your sex life with those who enjoy sex as much as you. This has sseveral benifits. A, shared tips. you never know where you'll find your next favorite trick in bed. B, if you grow to know this person enough (and are all interested in 3-4 somes) well, there you have it. and since you've been talking to them about their sex-life too, you know what they like and you're all in for a night of well-informed sexual action! C, its kinda fun to talk about sex! It made me appreciate my lover alot more, and he feels like a stud because i talk about how good our sex usually is.

3. oral sex for women is just as important as oral sex for the guys. We like it too!!! Well, most of us i think. But really, give your woman a little lick now and than if you think she's up for it. Read up on some tricks and try it. If you are sucessful, you'll earn seriouse bonus points in bed...trust me.

4. Appreciate your partners body. When you have some slone time and things get a bit heated... try what my BF and i call "body worship". He does this to me daily, if not more than once. Just run your hands over every inch of skin you can. Leave no part untouched... NO STONE UNTURNED!!! When you know your partners body, you'll most likely find places you covet or are especially attracted to. hips maybe? legs? hands? whatever floats your boat really. It'll give your hands some wander time and is alot of fun for cuddling!
with my guy its my feet, boobs, and butt (specifically the lowest part of the cheek where my thigh meets my butt. He says its the mosst pinchable (-; .

 

[octafunk]

My advice...1st time is to test the water. 2nd time is to make sure you love/hate it. By the 3rd time its no longer experimentation.

Women can get yeast infections from fucking in the ocean.

If you can fit 4 or more fingers... Its not worth.

 

[adelgado]

2. jerking off in socks is an easy no mess method

I honnestly think this is the most important and useful thing I've learned this month.

You have no idea how much though I've been giving onto finding an easy no mess method the last weeks (I'm at mama's house ^^)...

 

[mastakoosh]

mama is like why are your socks standing up?

 

[ViRedd]

Remind me to never take up Gung Fu.

Vi

 

[SayNoToDrugs]

the only proof I have that it is okay is myself, my shifu, and all the monks at the shaolin temple - YouTube - shao lin iron egg skill and this.

Holly shit, i cant beleive what i was seeing on that video.

 

[iBLaZe4tozErO]

I saw that I weighting thing on the history channel. They say lay on a lot with a hole in it. Then weight it down. LOL. I have one. Push down on the bottom of a girls stomach right above the pubic area then bone her as usual. It brings the g spot down for easier access. Cafeful at times I get carried away and my ex says it gets sore after

 

[jamiemichelle]

I saw that I weighting thing on the history channel. They say lay on a lot with a hole in it. Then weight it down. LOL. I have one. Push down on the bottom of a girls stomach right above the pubic area then bone her as usual. It brings the g spot down for easier access. Cafeful at times I get carried away and my ex says it gets sore after

Pushin down on the bottom of my stomach? Sounds like it would give me a piss feeling... and if I was drunk...well who knows...hahaha jp.
Gspot aint that hard to find... maybe a inch in there...

 

[BIGMIKE13]

Pushin down on the bottom of my stomach? Sounds like it would give me a piss feeling... and if I was drunk...well who knows...hahaha jp.
Gspot aint that hard to find... maybe a inch in there...

it called the "cum here" technique with your pointer finger...

hello miss jamie

 

[jamiemichelle]

it called the "cum here" technique with your pointer finger...

hello miss jamie

Hey!!!
well I dont want the cum here technique done on my ass. Ill just point that shit out... hahaha.

 

[BIGMIKE13]

no,no,no this is for the vaghagha. just as you were to motion to someone to come here.

girl lying on back while guy inserts finger and gestures to come here...bingo Gspot.

 

[jamiemichelle]

no,no,no this is for the vaghagha. just as you were to motion to someone to come here.

girl lying on back while guy inserts finger and gestures to come here...bingo Gspot.

Well thats fine.. I was talkin bout the pressin on the lower ab stuff...
If I ever eat snatch Ill try that technique out...
hahah jp.

 

[PoseidonsNet]

The greatest thing about sex is to transcend it.

 

[titleistbudz]

By far, the most comical thread I've ever read on RIU.
All I can do is LOL.


if you can't figure out how to please a lady you are truly something else.

It's all about the breathing and heartbeat my friends. Thats really the only measuring device you ever need.

 

[Wh00p]

Music is a big part of sexual lifestyle,Match the beat..If your lookin for as a favorible Comedian said "pig sex" play some Rock, if you wanna do what She wants to do(ahahaha) play that slow beat R&B.

Cardinal rule? Dont play country..inless its like shaniah twane

Dont be a chump, think about baseball..

 

[kochab]

Dont be a chump, think about baseball..

wtf????? when im in somebody, the farthest idea in my mind is baseball.......

 

[upinchronic1]

Chicks love anal play, it makes them seizure with pleasure. Very sensitive. Just tease it when shes almost there, and it will take her right there. For Real. They LOVE it. huh Jamie?

 

[Zekedogg]

Chicks love anal play, it makes them seizure with pleasure. Very sensitive. Just tease it when shes almost there, and it will take her right there. For Real. They LOVE it. huh Jamie?

and if they don't now they will later

 

[jamiemichelle]

Chicks love anal play, it makes them seizure with pleasure. Very sensitive. Just tease it when shes almost there, and it will take her right there. For Real. They LOVE it. huh Jamie?

Hmm. No actually I dont like "anal play" so I wouldnt be able to answer that for you.