Devildog93
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You niggas at the label kissin ass like suckas
And you're bitches so sit down when you piss mutherfuckas - Mack 10, Gangsta Nation
Sorry I had to....lol
A little known fact about me, thread.
- Thread starter Mike Young
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And you're bitches so sit down when you piss mutherfuckas - Mack 10, Gangsta Nation
Sorry I had to....lol
chillwills
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mygirls
Medical Marijuana (MOD)
its all good... id tell it like it is too....LOL
Devildog93
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I don't know.....but R1Tony won't believe shit unless pics for proof...lol
Devildog93
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Ahhh just effin wit ya. Funny thing is when I read your post, I nearly farted and shit myself.
mygirls
Medical Marijuana (MOD)
god dam it you mad me spit water out the bong stem when i read this...LOL now il try again
woobystein
Active Member
sometimes people think its funny when you try to fart and accidentally some shit comes out. Until it happens to them. Let me tell you it's no picnic, especially when it happens as you are making out with a hot girl you just met on your first actual night out together. Fucking sucks.
Devildog93
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Really.....holy shit.....that sucks. Were you giving her a dutch oven at the time? lol
beardo
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I had that happen to
chillwills
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You fart while youre makin out with chicks?!
Nice! Quite the ladies man.
shmow52
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1:1.61?
is this for volume or size?
funny story about that one: i was traveling in Cairo with a couple friends a few years ago. one of my friends did not agree with the food in country and he had the shits all the time. we were riding the subway and it was rush hour so the cars were pretty packed. my one friend got stuck in between these two guys and they smelled pretty foul. apparently he wanted to get back at them so he tried to fart on them. he tried a little too hard and he shit his pants. he walked around the rest of the day like that and did not tell us until we got back to the hotel that night. we still clown on him for this.
Devildog93
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Fuck sorry about that. lol. Yeah, I dont drink very often but I got SHAT faced last night.......and went skiing on the snow capped mountains for a few hours.....if ya know what I mean.
Needless to say my guts were a little rough today. Seriously though, I actually nearly did....no joke. I held it while I posted my little smart ass G remark....then ........
SKA-DOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Louis541
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I don't have a left nut. Well, I do, but it's a prosthetic.My left nut....
is
huge
Now you know..
RawBudzski
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whats the fake one made out of :O
woobystein
Active Member
Man I wish I was joking. Honestly it felt like one of those tiny little air puff farts that just seeps out and unoticeably. The ones that come out and dont even smell. Perhaps this is why I thought it was okay. You see, we were sitting by this nice gas lit fire, both facing the same direction. I acted like I had to check my phone and decided it was the perfect time to rip the little stinker. Little did I know that nasty liquidy fecal spew was about to grace my underpants. I guess in retrospect I got away with the actual fart, as the sound of the fire covered any chance of noise escaping my bottomhole. But the true horror lies in my insecurity for the next 45 minutes thinking "does she smell it?, because I can totally smell it." So I tried to distance myself a bit while we finished our tounge dance. I think I got away but listen up folks, and listen up good. It is no fun making out with a new person when you have just shat your pants. And if you think it wont happen to you, you're gravely mistaken.
chillwills
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That would be sweet to use your ballsack as a stash spot.
it would need like a zipper or something though
am i gay for asking about other guys balls over the internet? or am i just bi-curious?