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see4

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Men make a tenth of what the women make.
True, BUT, men do get to cram their micro-cocks into hot chicks with big fake boobies. I would think that's payment enough!

When I make reference to micro-cocks - I am speaking for myself. My poor dick is tiny. I'm talking micro. I can't even use my two fingers, I have to go find a little boy and have him use his tiny finger sausages to hold my incredibly tiny ding-a-ling.
 

Dj1209

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True, BUT, men do get to cram their micro-cocks into hot chicks with big fake boobies. I would think that's payment enough!

When I make reference to micro-cocks - I am speaking for myself. My poor dick is tiny. I'm talking micro. I can't even use my two fingers, I have to go find a little boy and have him use his tiny finger sausages to hold my incredibly tiny ding-a-ling.
Way to much info lol
 

see4

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Just the opposite actually a circle jerk would be weird I wouldn't be able to get off around a bunch of guys.
Yea, I hear ya man. I always find it uncomfortable when I'm in a situation where I have to jerk my cock around a bunch of dudes... I have a very tough time getting off as well..
 

Kodank Moment

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True, BUT, men do get to cram their micro-cocks into hot chicks with big fake boobies. I would think that's payment enough!

When I make reference to micro-cocks - I am speaking for myself. My poor dick is tiny. I'm talking micro. I can't even use my two fingers, I have to go find a little boy and have him use his tiny finger sausages to hold my incredibly tiny ding-a-ling.

Truthful or not...this joke was funny the first 3 threads you beat it to death in...(pun intended)...not so much anymore. Good to see you back.
 

beardo

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If you were trying to show your balls on the internet cam for money their not hiring for that right now.
 

purpz

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haven't you guys ever seen zack & mirri make a porno? get your own crew together , that's where it's @. Besides most people like homemade style porn better.
 

Mike Young

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haven't you guys ever seen zack & mirri make a porno? get your own crew together , that's where it's @. Besides most people like homemade style porn better.
True That! The best kind is when they don't even know their being filmed. :)
 

beardo

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haven't you guys ever seen zack & mirri make a porno? get your own crew together , that's where it's @. Besides most people like homemade style porn better.
For sure...hit me up I will do your wives, girlfriends and assorted sluts....sounds like fun porn chicks are over rated.
 

Dj1209

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Anyone see 2 girls 1 cup? How bout 2 guys 1 horse?
3 guys 1 hammer yes...2 guys and 1 horse never and don't plan on it lol 2 girls 1 cup was bad enough I wasn't even high when I watched it one of the worst moments in my life.
 
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