havent smoked weed in over a month...STILL FAILING UA!!! WTF!!!!??

SmokeyMcSmokester

SmokeyMcSmokester

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i havent smoked weed since feb 17. i STILL cant pass a fuckin UA. i probably have a drug test on thursday...and these fucking drinks dont work either!! What the FUCK!!!

any advice out there? i have never had this problem before...maybe if i do a niacin flush tonight? any other tricks that im not keen to??

HELP!!
 
DarthD3vl

DarthD3vl

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AZO STANDARDS get them at walmart they are used for urinary tract infections, basically water pills with iodine i belive, follow directions drink as much water as possible , it dyes your piss red, when your clear your clean, passed two years of probation test with this method, dont use more than once a month though.. it even says somewere on the box it will mess up urine tests.

it takes about three days, you only take the pills the first two days, take them as directed, for both days.........
and drink as much water as humanly possible. just for safe measure, no caffiene, no soda, no coffee, only water, eat as usual.
and eat first they can hurt your stomach and you dont wanna throw that shit up...


 
DaBong

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Hmmm, never heard of it taking that long to get out of anyone system......you have alot of people smoking heavily all around you or something ? LOL

30 days is usually enough to pass.....
 
DarthD3vl

DarthD3vl

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heavy smokers can fail up to 2 months later, depending on diet and exercise, age and metabolism.
 
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suTraGrow

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If your a bigger fella its gonna take a while can take up to 90 days since its fat soluble. I work in the medical field and seen "bigger" people that accumulate more fat piss hot even 68 days after non smoking. Worked in a methadone clinic as well where ive seen this. Get some excersize try to burn off the excessive thc in your fat. Just dont work out 2-3 days before the test eat a fatty burger or something :-D best of luck.
 
SmokeyMcSmokester

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TigerClock said:
Maybe your pee smokes pot...
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thats what im starting to think!!

DarthD3vl said:
AZO STANDARDS get them at walmart they are used for urinary tract infections, basically water pills with iodine i belive, follow directions drink as much water as possible , it dyes your piss red, when your clear your clean, passed two years of probation test with this method, dont use more than once a month though.. it even says somewere on the box it will mess up urine tests.

it takes about three days, you only take the pills the first two days, take them as directed, for both days.........
and drink as much water as humanly possible. just for safe measure, no caffiene, no soda, no coffee, only water, eat as usual.
and eat first they can hurt your stomach and you dont wanna throw that shit up...


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im gonna have to check this out..

DaBong said:
Hmmm, never heard of it taking that long to get out of anyone system......you have alot of people smoking heavily all around you or something ? LOL

30 days is usually enough to pass.....
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I know right!? every once in a while someone will smoke around me and i smell it..but usually i leave the room..

jwn said:
Are you coming up positive or diluted?
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straight fail...im taking these home tests to see where im at, and i havent passed it yet.

maybe i havent been drinking enough water..

i also smoke this fake JWH shit...i wonder if that is keeping my piss dirty??
 
DarthD3vl

DarthD3vl

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SmokeyMcSmokester said:
thats what im starting to think!!

im gonna have to check this out..

I know right!? every once in a while someone will smoke around me and i smell it..but usually i leave the room..

straight fail...im taking these home tests to see where im at, and i havent passed it yet.

maybe i havent been drinking enough water..

i also smoke this fake JWH shit...i wonder if that is keeping my piss dirty??
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Hmm possibly but seems unlikely, normally weed holds other drugs in your system longer not the other way around..


you can google the azo thing and see alot of other people claiming it works but i promise you, it worked for me, and i had lab tests for probation, on a weed charge.
of course self testing your self first to make sure still a good idea
 
SmokeyMcSmokester

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DarthD3vl said:
heavy smokers can fail up to 2 months later, depending on diet and exercise, age and metabolism.
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i did smoke pretty heavily for a few weeks..

suTraGrow said:
If your a bigger fella its gonna take a while can take up to 90 days since its fat soluble. I work in the medical field and seen "bigger" people that accumulate more fat piss hot even 68 days after non smoking. Worked in a methadone clinic as well where ive seen this. Get some excersize try to burn off the excessive thc in your fat. Just dont work out 2-3 days before the test eat a fatty burger or something :-D best of luck.
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im not fat at all..thats why this is confusing me. so DONT work out before the test?? i usually run daily..i had a feeling that might fuck with my shit.
 
SmokeyMcSmokester

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@ darth- just had my friend pick me up some of that azo stuff..how long does it keep your piss clean? is it indefinitely after you use the pills?
 
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timeismoney1

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SmokeyMcSmokester said:
i havent smoked weed since feb 17. i STILL cant pass a fuckin UA. i probably have a drug test on thursday...and these fucking drinks dont work either!! What the FUCK!!!

any advice out there? i have never had this problem before...maybe if i do a niacin flush tonight? any other tricks that im not keen to??

HELP!!
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Sucks for you! Shouldnt have got yourself in a situation that requires a drug test
 
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suTraGrow

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SmokeyMcSmokester said:
i did smoke pretty heavily for a few weeks..

im not fat at all..thats why this is confusing me. so DONT work out before the test?? i usually run daily..i had a feeling that might fuck with my shit.
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Its might be but if you said you run daily and you a fairly skinny guy then this makes no sense to me to. Spend 5 year in the marine crops and we get 2 random drug test a month. Get caught up get kicked out. So ive seen tons of different way of people trying to get clean right before they have to go to work. But usually if they where in a decent body build and tried at lease one of the less lucrative ways of getting clean they always pissed clean. I knwo excersize dilutes the thc that binded with the fat releasing it back into your body. Making it more likely for a positive test.
 
DarthD3vl

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SmokeyMcSmokester said:
@ darth- just had my friend pick me up some of that azo stuff..how long does it keep your piss clean? is it indefinitely after you use the pills?
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yeah its not a mask, its clean when you piss clear. though i never took a test more than a week after useing them so cant be 100% on how long it lasts. at least 4 days, also i pissed before i was clear twice and still passed. once i thought i was gonna get in trouble just cause the color of my piss was so unatural like orange koolaid.

i think the instruction say to take two pills with a glass of water three times a day for two days, thats what i did
only with way more than just a glass of water, like as much water all day as you can handle.. and dont drink anything but water maybe a little juice. NO CAFFIENE

side note dont pee on anything it will stain everything. it will stain steal, marble anything, so aim well lol
 
DarthD3vl

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SmokeyMcSmokester said:
i would love to use that stuff..but i think my p/o gets off watching piss come out of my cock. theres no way i could use the synthetic stuff..
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at my po's office once this guy went off on him for "dick watching" he was like how many years did you have to go to school to learn to stare at my dick, and like bet your mothers proud your dick watcher haha i couldn't stop llaughing..
 
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