havent smoked weed in over a month...STILL FAILING UA!!! WTF!!!!??

puffenuff

puffenuff

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a few years ago I bought this cleansing drink from gnc behind the counters called total eclipse or something like that. Passed a saliva test using that. Last time just bought synthetic urine from the smoke shop, worked like a charm. But anyway, if it's with no one watching, fake piss all day. If it's for court or someone watching, best advice is stay clean for 3 months. If you have a cool p.o. you can always tell them you smoked a little pot a few days ago stressin out, unless you were busted for drugs they might let it slide, seen it happen
 
grimreefer24601

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SmokeyMcSmokester said:
when i took the last test, there was a super faint line next to "drug"..so technically i guess it was saying it's negative...but i was looking for a bright red line, and i think if it would throw a flag up if it wasnt an obvious red line..you had to really look for it.
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I think you're at least close. I got this from one of the test strip websites.

Note. A very faint band in the right section of the result window, visible in 5 minutes, indicates that the amount of THC in the sample is near or below the cut-off level of the test. The urine specimen should be retested, or confirmed with a more specific alternative method such as gas chromatography/mass spectrometry, before a positive determination is made.
 
SmokeyMcSmokester

SmokeyMcSmokester

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puffenuff said:
a few years ago I bought this cleansing drink from gnc behind the counters called total eclipse or something like that. Passed a saliva test using that. Last time just bought synthetic urine from the smoke shop, worked like a charm. But anyway, if it's with no one watching, fake piss all day. If it's for court or someone watching, best advice is stay clean for 3 months. If you have a cool p.o. you can always tell them you smoked a little pot a few days ago stressin out, unless you were busted for drugs they might let it slide, seen it happen
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yeah...i wont admit to using it..

grimreefer24601 said:
I think you're at least close. I got this from one of the test strip websites.

Note. A very faint band in the right section of the result window, visible in 5 minutes, indicates that the amount of THC in the sample is near or below the cut-off level of the test. The urine specimen should be retested, or confirmed with a more specific alternative method such as gas chromatography/mass spectrometry, before a positive determination is made.
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definitely dont want to be near the cut off level...

im trying darth's method..just took 2 of those pills now, and i'll be drinking this gallon of water before the nights end...and i'll be sitting in the sauna tonight..

thanks for your help everyone..i'll let you know if it works for me.
 
Dick Moser

Dick Moser

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hahaha the vinegar trick...do you have any idea what that acually does??? it throws your kidneys into an over worked state thus shutting down your bodies natural ability to process fats and other wastes techneically shutting down your kidneys for about 30 hours so all its really doing is putting so much of a diffrent toxin in your ssystem that all the others wont get processed. so if you want to risk renal kidney failure chugg away.....
 
SmokeyMcSmokester

SmokeyMcSmokester

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i did the iodine pills thing...mustve drank about 3 gallons of water...today i'll test myself when my piss goes clear..we'll see later if it worked
 
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suTraGrow

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SmokeyMcSmokester said:
i did the iodine pills thing...mustve drank about 3 gallons of water...today i'll test myself when my piss goes clear..we'll see later if it worked
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if your piss is clear just eat some vitamin C and it will yellow in no time :) Sometimes clear pee will make them fail you or make you retest.
 
DarthD3vl

DarthD3vl

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suTraGrow said:
if your piss is clear just eat some vitamin C and it will yellow in no time :) Sometimes clear pee will make them fail you or make you retest.
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yeah vitamins or fruit juice, to put something back in your pee probably not a bad idea. though i didn't do it often i did try that once or twice.. not sure if it made a difference but i felt safer
 
chillwills

chillwills

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If you really want your piss to be bright yellow than take GNC Mega Mens.






And regardless of a drug test this is one of the best multi-vitamin/minerals a man can take. Ive been taking it for years.
 
SmokeyMcSmokester

SmokeyMcSmokester

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well i think your method worked Darth! I took a UA last night and had a nice red line next to drug...Im gonna take one again today before i go see my P/O to make sure it wasnt a fluke! lol..

thanks again for all the help everyone..
 
Devildog93

Devildog93

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SmokeyMcSmokester said:
well i think your method worked Darth! I took a UA last night and had a nice red line next to drug...Im gonna take one again today before i go see my P/O to make sure it wasnt a fluke! lol..

thanks again for all the help everyone..
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Good luck with that my friend. I guess if we don't hear from you for a while..............please let us know.
 
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a dog named chico

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SmokeyMcSmokester said:
i havent smoked weed since feb 17. i STILL cant pass a fuckin UA. i probably have a drug test on thursday...and these fucking drinks dont work either!! What the FUCK!!!

any advice out there? i have never had this problem before...maybe if i do a niacin flush tonight? any other tricks that im not keen to??

HELP!!
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Those ready clean drinks raise your ceratine level to mask the THC...unfortunately (in Michigan at leaste) you will fail if you have raised ceratine levels...Cranberry juice, tredmill, constant urination, the only way i know of.
 
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