TigerClock
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Maybe a peepee test that detects thc and dna.
Anyone else wan't their ashes mixed in with soil for a ganja plant?
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Kodank Moment
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Verde I am going to grow you the size of a redwood. Largest plant recorded in history. Shits gonna be in the book of universal records. Fuck world records.
"So sir...what do you call this monstrosity??"
"Oh him? That's Mr. Green...or as I know him...one bad mother fucker"
"So sir...what do you call this monstrosity??"
"Oh him? That's Mr. Green...or as I know him...one bad mother fucker"
SmokeyMcSmokester
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YEAH!!! the bouncing boobies are back!
just dig a hole and plant this over me
just dig a hole and plant this over me
gogrow
confused
I get a 10footer indoor, verde gets a fucking redwood, and you want ME to hurry up and die???? .......See. I know nobody to grow me properly
\\\\though if one were to, I'd be more than happy with it, as long as my wife/surviving children/sig. others were included in the smoking
Kodank Moment
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Well I must grow you on our future moon colony then. Then you'd be a space plant...fuck ya...I get a 10footer indoor, verde gets a fucking redwood, and you want ME to hurry up and die???? .......See. I know nobody to grow me properly
though if one were to, I'd be more than happy with it, as long as my wife/surviving children/sig. others were included in the smoking
Verde also bribed me with a reach around so....no hard feelings.
gogrow
confused
so a reach-a-round is all it takes to sway you??? figured it would be more than that
.... yet again.... I need a good friend, with decent growing skills to even consider this....... Otherwise, I would just be desecrated after my death, rather than respected
Kodank Moment
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It usually takes more that...but Verde has hands like silk...and he does this thing with his pinky finger...oh nevermind.so a reach-a-round is all it takes to sway you??? figured it would be more than that
yet again.... I need a good friend, with decent growing skills to even consider this....... Otherwise, I would just be desecrated after my death, rather than respected
Ya they need to have skills. Friends are a rarity for me...well friends I trust with my ashes...so I feel you on that.
Either way gogrow...dead or alive...respect.
gogrow
confused
I will be the FIRST person to advocate "reach arounds", but they must be with a woman........ but I'm sure much of our younger crowd wont even get that one
.......regardless, with a man, it is sure to turn people away from the conversation........
watch what happens when "feltching" is mentioned
Kodank Moment
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I will be the FIRST person to advocate "reach arounds", but they must be with a woman........ but I'm sure much of our younger crowd wont even get that one
regardless, with a man, it is sure to turn people away from the conversation........
watch what happens when "feltching" is mentioned
Oh great...now you brought up Verdes favorite...
*Que love poem about feltching from Verde*
incognegro999
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Your read my mind. Your Sig quote has never been more accurate haha. I want my memorial to be as fun as a great bachelor party but the size of a great weddingDude...who wouldn't? That's deep...I don't want a funeral...I want a Fun-eral. Weed. Booze. House music and blinking lights...the whole fucking deal.
Don't cry when I pass. Party like I was a fucking rockstar and remember I don't have to deal with this bullshit reality anymore...
Sgt. Floyd
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Fuck I should have just left it alone but no, I had to google it.I will be the FIRST person to advocate "reach arounds", but they must be with a woman........ but I'm sure much of our younger crowd wont even get that one
regardless, with a man, it is sure to turn people away from the conversation........
watch what happens when "feltching" is mentioned
@Kodank
Justice has prevailed.
OT
At the very least I want a natural burial but being nutes for some bud would be the best possible thing to happen. Way more dignified than slowly rotting in a box pumped full or chemicals.