TigerClock
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Maybe a peepee test that detects thc and dna.
Anyone else wan't their ashes mixed in with soil for a ganja plant?
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Maybe a peepee test that detects thc and dna.
Kodank Moment
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Verde I am going to grow you the size of a redwood. Largest plant recorded in history. Shits gonna be in the book of universal records. Fuck world records.
"So sir...what do you call this monstrosity??"
"Oh him? That's Mr. Green...or as I know him...one bad mother fucker"
"So sir...what do you call this monstrosity??"
"Oh him? That's Mr. Green...or as I know him...one bad mother fucker"
SmokeyMcSmokester
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YEAH!!! the bouncing boobies are back!
just dig a hole and plant this over me
just dig a hole and plant this over me
gogrow
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I get a 10footer indoor, verde gets a fucking redwood, and you want ME to hurry up and die???? .......See. I know nobody to grow me properly
\\\\though if one were to, I'd be more than happy with it, as long as my wife/surviving children/sig. others were included in the smoking
Kodank Moment
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I get a 10footer indoor, verde gets a fucking redwood, and you want ME to hurry up and die???? .......See. I know nobody to grow me properly
though if one were to, I'd be more than happy with it, as long as my wife/surviving children/sig. others were included in the smoking
Well I must grow you on our future moon colony then. Then you'd be a space plant...fuck ya...
Verde also bribed me with a reach around so....no hard feelings.
gogrow
confused
so a reach-a-round is all it takes to sway you??? figured it would be more than that
.... yet again.... I need a good friend, with decent growing skills to even consider this....... Otherwise, I would just be desecrated after my death, rather than respected
Kodank Moment
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so a reach-a-round is all it takes to sway you??? figured it would be more than that
yet again.... I need a good friend, with decent growing skills to even consider this....... Otherwise, I would just be desecrated after my death, rather than respected
It usually takes more that...but Verde has hands like silk...and he does this thing with his pinky finger...oh nevermind.
Ya they need to have skills. Friends are a rarity for me...well friends I trust with my ashes...so I feel you on that.
Either way gogrow...dead or alive...respect.
gogrow
confused
I will be the FIRST person to advocate "reach arounds", but they must be with a woman........ but I'm sure much of our younger crowd wont even get that one
.......regardless, with a man, it is sure to turn people away from the conversation........
watch what happens when "feltching" is mentioned
Kodank Moment
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I will be the FIRST person to advocate "reach arounds", but they must be with a woman........ but I'm sure much of our younger crowd wont even get that one
regardless, with a man, it is sure to turn people away from the conversation........
watch what happens when "feltching" is mentioned
Oh great...now you brought up Verdes favorite...
*Que love poem about feltching from Verde*
incognegro999
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Dude...who wouldn't? That's deep...I don't want a funeral...I want a Fun-eral. Weed. Booze. House music and blinking lights...the whole fucking deal.
Don't cry when I pass. Party like I was a fucking rockstar and remember I don't have to deal with this bullshit reality anymore...
Your read my mind. Your Sig quote has never been more accurate haha. I want my memorial to be as fun as a great bachelor party but the size of a great wedding
Sgt. Floyd
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Fuck I should have just left it alone but no, I had to google it.I will be the FIRST person to advocate "reach arounds", but they must be with a woman........ but I'm sure much of our younger crowd wont even get that one
regardless, with a man, it is sure to turn people away from the conversation........
watch what happens when "feltching" is mentioned
@Kodank
Justice has prevailed.
OT
At the very least I want a natural burial but being nutes for some bud would be the best possible thing to happen. Way more dignified than slowly rotting in a box pumped full or chemicals.
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