hey peeps well i was trying to think of things to say about it then i thought theres gotta be a template for a smoke report. so excuse my stoned brain for taking the easy option!
STANDARD SMOKE REPORT V1.0
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IDENTIFICATION
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Strain: Panama Judge: ME
Breeder: Ace Seeds Grower: yours shtonedly
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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION
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1. Visual Appeal: Rate the visual appeal of the buds from 1-10 unappealing-excellent.
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2. Visible Trichomes: Rate the visible trichome content from 1-10 none-totally covered.
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3. Use an X to indicate the colors that are present in the trichome heads under magnification or
list the percentages of each color for a more precise report.
Clear[x] Cloudy[ ] Amber[ ] Dark[ ]
4. Mark with X the colors that are present in the buds or for a more
detailed color analysis rate presence on a scale 1-9 light-dark.
Brown[ ] Green[x] Gold[ ] Blue[ ] Grey[ ] White[ ] Red[ ] Rust[ ]
Orange[ ] Purple[ ] Black[ ]
5. Bud density: [5] Rate the bud density from 1-10 airy-dense. For samples that are not in their natural state leave this field blank.
6. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the aroma of freshly broken bud where a one indicates a subtle presence and 9 indicates a pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Ammonia[ ] Earthy[ ] Licorice[ ] Peach[ ] Berry[ ] Floral[ ] Mango[ ]
Pepper[3] Blueberry[ ] Fruit[7 ] Meat[ ] Petroleum[ ] Bubblegum[ ]
Grape[ ] Melon[ ] Pine[ ] Cedar[ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol[ ] Pineapple[ ]
Cherry[ ] Grass/Hay[ ] Mint[ ] Rotten[ ] Chocolate[ ] Hash[ ] Mold[ ]
Skunk[ ] Citrus[3] Iron/Rust[ ] Musk[ ] Spice[ ] Coconut[ ] Leather[ ]
Nutmeg[ ] Strawberry[ ] Coffee[ ] Lemon[8] Orange[ ] Vanilla[ ]
7. Aroma [8] Rate the aroma from 1-10 repulsive-delightful. Use freshly crumbled bud for best results.
8. Seed content[1] Rate seed content from 0-10 none-fully seeded.
9. Weeks cured[0] If known enter the number of weeks your sample has been cured. If desired repeat SSR after an additional two weeks of curing.
PHYSICAL EXAMINATION COMMENTS:
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THE SMOKE TEST
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Address these questions while smoking.
1. Please use a clean instrument for the evaluation. Enter information below that will identify the instrument as follows:
Water pipe (enter bong, hooka, bubbler etc)[x]
Vaporizer (enter the brand name) [ ]
Pipe (size-type, ie medium-glass) [ ]
Joint (enter brand of papers) [x]
Other (specify):
Water pipe[ ] Vaporizer[ ] Pipe[ ] Joint[ ] Other[ ]
2. Use numbers 1-9 on descriptors that apply to the taste where a one indicates a subtle presence and a nine indicates a very pronounced presence. Delete the existing space when marking a descriptor in order to maintain the columns in alignment.
Ammonia[ ] Earthy[ ] Licorice[ ] Peach[ ] Berry[ ] Floral[ ] Mango[ ]
Pepper[3] Blueberry[ ] Fruit[ ] Meat[ ] Petroleum[ ] Bubblegum[ ] Grape[ ]
Melon[ ] Pine[ ] Cedar[ ] Grapefruit[ ] Menthol[ ] Pineapple[ ] Cherry[ ]
Grass/Hay[ ] Mint[ ] Rotten[ ] Chocolate[ ] Hash[ ] Mold[ ] Skunk[ ]
Citrus[ ] Iron/Rust[ ] Musk[ ] Spice[1] Coconut[ ] Leather[ ] Nutmeg[ ]
Strawberry[ ] Coffee[ ] Lemon[8] Orange[ ] Vanilla[ ]
If appropriate return to this question after 5-10 minutes and mark
with X any unmarked descriptors for lingering aftertaste.
3. Taste[8] Rate your impression of the taste from 1-10 unpleasant-delicious.
4. State of dryness[5] Rate the dryness of the bud from 1-10 wet-dry where 5 is ideal.
5. Smoke ability[7] Rate the smoke ability of the sample from 1-10 harsh-smooth.
6. Smoke expansion[ ] Rate how the smoke expands in the lungs from 1-10 stable-explodes.
SMOKE TEST COMMENTS:
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FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS
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Address final questions immediately after effects have worn off.
1. Dosage[2-3] Enter the number of hits taken to reach desired effects.
2. Effect onset[5] Rate how quickly the effect hit from 1-10 immediate-major creeper.
3. Sativa influence[10] Rate the sativa influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Sativa influence is best described as a clear and energetic mental effect.
4. Indica influence[0] Rate the indica influence detected from 0-10 none-extreme. Indica influence is best described as a sedative, lethargic or numbing effect that affects the body.
5. Potency[9] Rate the potency of the sample from 0-10 none-devastating.
6. Duration[2] Indicate the number of hours the effects lasted.
7. Tolerance build up[0] Rate how quickly tolerance builds from 0-10 none-rapid. Leave this field blank if you have not used this sample repeatedly.
8. Usability[ ] Rate on a scale of 1-9 where a one indicates the worst time of day to consume this strain and a nine represents the ideal time of day. Leave field(s) blank if you have not yet formed an opinion.
Morning - wake up [7] Day - work [7] Evening - relax [ 6] Night - sleep [ 2]
9. Overall satisfaction [7] Rate your overall satisfaction from 1-10 poor-Holy Grail.
10.Ability and conditions [10] Rate your overall ability to judge from 1-10 low-high. Consider experience, strain familiarity, atmosphere, current tolerance and most importantly the condition and preparation of the sample.
11.Judging from the sample alone do you personally consider this
strain a keeper for long term use. Yes [ ] No [x]
12.Rate the noticeable effects on a scale of 1-9 mild-severe. Take care to use the appropriate column for your response. Delete the existing space when recording your entry to maintain the columns in alignment. In all cases these casual observations should not be construed as medical
advice.
(+) (-) effects
[ ] [2] Appetite
[ ] [9] Anxiety relief
[ ] [8] Paranoia relief
[ ] [8] Sex drive
[ ] [ 2] Sleep
[ ] [ 1] Pain relief
[ ] [ 5] Ability to rest or sit still
[ ] [ 4] Thought process
[ ] [ 4] Speech process
[ ] [ 6] Imagination/creativity
[ ] [ 7] Humor perception
[ ] [ 9] Visual perception
[ ] [ 9] Audio perception
[ ] [ 7] Taste perception
FINAL COMMENTS:
nice smooth uplifting heady high, good daytime, would be great to take to a gig and dance about with. nice summer afternoon smoke. taste is lemons with a hint of spicey pepper not that classic strong pepper of some hazes. me n the boss smoked a good few bongs over what was needed last night watching the football, we were both zinging, he couldnt come to the shop with me as he couldnt hold a thought for more than a second. we had a curry then some more bongs and that really put me over the top. head was away with the fairies. no ceiling to this stuff just up and up. so much so that im going to have a go and see just how high i can get with it. ive ordered the visine im gonna get super fucked up and go see the footy this weekend.
all told great smoke. not worth the time. think i got a freak. mango haze is the next satty im going to try
