It's Valentine's and I'm not getting laid

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Zekedogg

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'Pussy" came up on my radar so I had to see what was going on:hump:

Kaya your hubby is lucky, 39 times wow:hump:
 

kayasgarden

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no silly i was makin fun of whoever got laid 27 times he would not be lucky his dick would want to fall off:)

sorry i am an asshole

unfortunatly no real pussy on the radar
 

Zekedogg

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no silly i was makin fun of whoever got laid 27 times he would not be lucky his dick would want to fall off:)

sorry i am an asshole

unfortunatly no real pussy on the radar
I was being silly also you goober:hump::hump: I knew what you were refering to:hump:
 

goatamineHcL

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i turned down some v day lovin lol



i turn down alot of pussy so she ncant use it as a bargaining chip ;P


tell meh bitch to go masterbate
 

FaCultGen

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lol

that dude was so happy... PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR!!
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you let your hubby watch you masterbate kaya? sounds interesting... i would feel awkward watching my woman do that... unless it was gonna lead to some goodness
 

iblazethatkush

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Yeah, I'm with you, FacultGen. Not really into the masturbation stuff. I had a girl offer to give me a handjob once. I was like Ummm no thanks, I can do that by myself:-?
 

FaCultGen

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Yeah, I'm with you, FacultGen. Not really into the masturbation stuff. I had a girl offer to give me a handjob once. I was like Ummm no thanks, I can do that by myself:-?

lol hand jobs suck... i can do it for myself way better than any chick can...they don't know how to do it right because they don't have the mandable lol
 

iblazethatkush

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lol hand jobs suck... i can do it for myself way better than any chick can...they don't know how to do it right because they don't have the mandable lol
Lmao so true. I hate handjobs:evil: Some girls do it too hard and hurt the shit out of your dick. Blowjobs I love:hump: Better than sex:hump:
 

FaCultGen

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lol a good blowjob is amazing...but most chicks are not taht good at it...they need to watch some porn and learn from the masters. whats that chick name... i wish i could remember...
 

iblazethatkush

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lol a good blowjob is amazing...but most chicks are not taht good at it...they need to watch some porn and learn from the masters. whats that chick name... i wish i could remember...
True. Not all girls are good at it:evil: They need to teach that in sex ed. I don't remember 90% of the shit I learned back then. They should give u valuable info. Like how girls can give good head and how to find the clit. Good shit like that:hump:
 

FaCultGen

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lol that is so true... they should have tought me to find the clit... but then again...i just asked the first chick i fucked to show me it...after that it was smooth sailing
 

shadymyster555

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My gf is so sexy, I will take a picture with her next to my bud shots when my plants get a little bigger. I left to go skiing and we had a 12 ft long mirror 6 ft wide behind the bed in a nice hotel.. :) P.S. my leaves on my plants are sort of drooping, I left for two days and I am not sure why they are drooping, I gave them maybe too much water? Or maybe since I left the lights on 24.7 instead of normal 18.6.
 

FaCultGen

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man... who was that guy who was putting up pics of his girl with his plants... she was fucking fine as hell.... i think i saved a pick of her ass so i could show my gf...
 
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