It's Valentine's and I'm not getting laid

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'Pussy" came up on my radar so I had to see what was going on:hump:

Kaya your hubby is lucky, 39 times wow:hump:
 
no silly i was makin fun of whoever got laid 27 times he would not be lucky his dick would want to fall off:)

sorry i am an asshole

unfortunatly no real pussy on the radar
 
i turned down some v day lovin lol



i turn down alot of pussy so she ncant use it as a bargaining chip ;P


tell meh bitch to go masterbate
 
lol

that dude was so happy... PARTY LIKE A ROCK STAR!!
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you let your hubby watch you masterbate kaya? sounds interesting... i would feel awkward watching my woman do that... unless it was gonna lead to some goodness
 
Yeah, I'm with you, FacultGen. Not really into the masturbation stuff. I had a girl offer to give me a handjob once. I was like Ummm no thanks, I can do that by myself:-?
 
iblazethatkush said:
Yeah, I'm with you, FacultGen. Not really into the masturbation stuff. I had a girl offer to give me a handjob once. I was like Ummm no thanks, I can do that by myself:-?
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lol hand jobs suck... i can do it for myself way better than any chick can...they don't know how to do it right because they don't have the mandable lol
 
FaCultGen said:
lol hand jobs suck... i can do it for myself way better than any chick can...they don't know how to do it right because they don't have the mandable lol
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Lmao so true. I hate handjobs:evil: Some girls do it too hard and hurt the shit out of your dick. Blowjobs I love:hump: Better than sex:hump:
 
lol a good blowjob is amazing...but most chicks are not taht good at it...they need to watch some porn and learn from the masters. whats that chick name... i wish i could remember...
 
FaCultGen said:
lol a good blowjob is amazing...but most chicks are not taht good at it...they need to watch some porn and learn from the masters. whats that chick name... i wish i could remember...
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True. Not all girls are good at it:evil: They need to teach that in sex ed. I don't remember 90% of the shit I learned back then. They should give u valuable info. Like how girls can give good head and how to find the clit. Good shit like that:hump:
 
lol that is so true... they should have tought me to find the clit... but then again...i just asked the first chick i fucked to show me it...after that it was smooth sailing
 
My gf is so sexy, I will take a picture with her next to my bud shots when my plants get a little bigger. I left to go skiing and we had a 12 ft long mirror 6 ft wide behind the bed in a nice hotel.. :) P.S. my leaves on my plants are sort of drooping, I left for two days and I am not sure why they are drooping, I gave them maybe too much water? Or maybe since I left the lights on 24.7 instead of normal 18.6.
 
man... who was that guy who was putting up pics of his girl with his plants... she was fucking fine as hell.... i think i saved a pick of her ass so i could show my gf...
 
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