Holy Tits My Landlord Just Walked In. My Wife

mellokitty

mellokitty

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cdogg23 said:
What the hell happened here. This is a crime scene.
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i know right? first your wife's in the green room, and then you come back and bushy, dajosh, oldcrowe and koulajitong are circle-jerking in the corner while god's hand is dragging kitty and catbooyah up to heaven, and there's a mound of kitten bits and cookie crumbs *EVER'WHERE*.... oop, watch yer foot, it's sticky right there....

NOT TO MENTION bbb, bot, april, rene, pug, indy and oz standing around looking all hot and aloof but pointing and laughing...

EDIT: and help yourself to the fantastic cheese plate; these stoners do munchies right.
 
mellokitty

mellokitty

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well i got up there and buddy at the gate said "you're HOW old? nice try, buddeh, you're no kitten".....
 
oldecrowe

oldecrowe

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Oh Shit! OP is back! Alright, everybody, hide! Uh, no... straighten up you guys, he's seen us.<whistles an innocent tune>
 
april

april

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mellokitty said:
i know right? first your wife's in the green room, and then you come back and bushy, dajosh, oldcrowe and koulajitong are circle-jerking in the corner while god's hand is dragging kitty and catbooyah up to heaven, and there's a mound of kitten bits and cookie crumbs *EVER'WHERE*.... oop, watch yer foot, it's sticky right there....

NOT TO MENTION bbb, bot, april, rene, pug, indy and oz standing around looking all hot and aloof but pointing and laughing...

EDIT: and help yourself to the fantastic cheese plate; these stoners do munchies right.
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:eyesmoke:bongsmilie:lol: How do you come up with this stuff lol, i wanna bong of whatever your smoking
 
dajosh42069

dajosh42069

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cdogg23 said:
What the hell happened here. This is a crime scene.
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LMAO
Holy shit...OP came back. Now MAYBE he can elaborate on wtf happened that he posted this thread in the first place....as you can see, we got a little bored in your absence...but we made due. ;-)

Anyway, to catch you up...
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Ok, your caught up. Now SPILL IT, WHAT ABOUT YOUR LAND LORD, WIFE, AND GROW ROOM!!!???!!?!
 
dajosh42069

dajosh42069

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Oh wow...he came back on the 25th. He said...

cdogg23 said:
Go thread go. My wife is in my green room again. She doesnt even smoke. She says that she is learning the ropes just in case. Not sure what she meant.
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I posted not 3 posts later and I NEVER noticed...I guess we all got so caught up in the madness of threadjacking...we lost sight of what's REALLY IMPORTANT....that I got a good price on my HPS ;-)

I know I learned my lesson. Which was something about kittens and sex...which is still disturbing....and still oddly enticing... ;-)
 
kether noir

kether noir

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BBYY said:
My wife is active in my growing hobby. I dont let her do much , but she likes to watch and hang out when there is work to do.

Most i've seen her do is help carry pots back n fourth from the tub on watering days.
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93

it is the same with me and my wife.


93 93/93
 
Mel O'Cheddar

Mel O'Cheddar

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Y'Know, I had to talk The Spouse- MUCH more of a pot fiend than me, and he took horticulture classes in High School- into growing at all. This took YEARS. We had 3 bagseed-plants last summer that we grew in the yard. They started in Dixie cups with Miracle Grow and nothing but sunshine in a cold ass window. Those were some SPINDLY ladies!

We live in the house I grew up in. Dad had plants inbetween the tomatoes out in the yard for many, many years. And now as I sit typing this post, listening to the exhaust fan in the walk-in closet behind me, I look forward to paying Dad his "tribute" when harvest time comes around.

Anyhow my point is that The Spouse wouldn't have tried this without my encouragement. When he gets all flustered I get to tell him to cool his jets and just think it out for a minute. Now he has a hobby that he loves to keep him company when I leave for my internship in a few weeks. I'd rather have him in the company of those ladies than some 2-bit skankazoids, 'cos I dig those chicks as much as he does. We bounce ideas and theories off each other and we read different threads on here so we both have information the other might not and vice-versa. He loves FIMming, I love LST'ing and Supercropping.

We don't have the money or time for other hobbies, and other hobbies don't come with "free" weed. Plus I like to joke to myself that my ambient estrogen encourages the plants to be girls. Lol.
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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april said:
bongsmilie :leaf::leaf::leaf::leaf::leaf: Well one of my longest friends pissed me right off tonight, so i called him an arrogant douch in a text a sent him, after i hung up on him :wall:
I think i have a temper when drinking disaronno :finger: , no he is an arrogant douch but we've been friends 18 years and only argued twice, guess what over :weed::weed:
OK bitcg fest over my emotion are now in cheek (in case crypt reads this) ;-)
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I did. I certainly did.
 
dajosh42069

dajosh42069

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Pics? o_O lol

I think what he was getting at is that his landlord showed up while his wife was hanging out in his grow room, he says she doesn't smoke at all, but wants to learn all about growing and such "just in case". His reaction to that was "Just in case?! WTF does that mean??"
::shrugs::

I also remember him coming back, seeing what happened in the thread he started and responding with;
cdogg23 said:
What the hell happened here. This is a crime scene.
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But no....no pics. ;-)
 
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