Revenge!

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
If you were gonna take revenge on someone, how would you do it?
I don't wanna explain why I may or may not need to take revenge or this hypothetical person. I couldn't even explain to someone that wasn't there or in the "group." The closest way I could explain the level of rage I feel,
is imagine one of your long time, best friends, like someone you hang with everyday or the most, broke into your house and stole all your plants.
That's how mad I am.

So...he has a car...and I have patience.
What should I do?

Beanz:leaf:

PS
Just so you know, all my intuition is telling me not to retaliate...
but if I don't, then this person will think it's ok to do this anytime he/she hypothetically....wanted
 

dannyboy602

Well-Known Member
If you need some patience I can sell you some dirt cheap.
A car you say? Oh a little sugar does wonders if you put some in the gas tank. But I would never do something like that.
 

Zheol

Well-Known Member
1 pound of dry rice + food processor = rice powder >> radiator = dead engine
car will run just fine till it gets hot enoght to cook the rice as far as I knowonly repairis a new engine
 

growone

Well-Known Member
plant stealing is low, but not as low as narcing to LEO, so it could have been worse if this is what happened
one results in loss of time/money, the other is possible loss of your life as you know it
put it this way, if you loan somebody(that you think you trust) $100 and never see them again, it was probably worth it
 

Dj1209

Well-Known Member
You could do what I did to get revenge, I fronted my buddy about $1000 he's only kid so I knew it would take time but he got the debt down to about 400 and stopped paying me so me being myself naturally manipulative I turned every friend except one or two but everyone that he Hung out on a daily basis with now hates him and I just have to be nice untill I get all my money its working to debts at 205 now.
 

Dizzle Frost

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Id do something that had to do with poopoo....its gross but puts the point across..it has that " i mean bizznazz" quality..it can be smeared, lit on fire...or thrown like a monkey. Pretty universal stuff.
 

Dizzle Frost

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sugar in the gas tank is a myth unfortunately.. :/
http://www.snopes.com/autos/grace/sugar.asp
also was on mythbusters if i recall...


however if you have access to the vehicle a simple hidden cut into the underside of upholstery and some sardines (or any fish) are a good way of sending a message.. :D


also some other ideas...
http://www.bombshock.com/revenge_pranks/cars.html
just try not to do anything that might get him killed.. :P
sugar is a myth...but Iodine isnt..it will cut thru oil and sieze and engine up..a rebuild will be in order.
 

GreenGrower14

Active Member
best thing to do is to get a funnel and pour about a gallon of water in the gas tank... so A) if he thinks you fucked with his car and takes it to a mechanic all they will say is dude you had a lot of water in your gas tank. And it cant be pinned on you!! B) the water will no burn in the engine and cause the engine to blow holes in the pistons. and it will pretty much make him buy a new car or have the block rebuilt either way lots of cost to the douche that you prolly woulda smoked most of the bud with...
 

Dizzle Frost

Well-Known Member
best thing to do is to get a funnel and pour about a gallon of water in the gas tank... so A) if he thinks you fucked with his car and takes it to a mechanic all they will say is dude you had a lot of water in your gas tank. And it cant be pinned on you!! B) the water will no burn in the engine and cause the engine to blow holes in the pistons. and it will pretty much make him buy a new car or have the block rebuilt either way lots of cost to the douche that you prolly woulda smoked most of the bud with...
a bottle of iodine does the same thing..its faster and more ninja lol
 

GanJulia

Active Member
however if you have access to the vehicle a simple hidden cut into the underside of upholstery and some sardines (or any fish) are a good way of sending a message.. :D
Genius. That would drive me nuts. That or just some large dead animal and put it in the driver seat... :shock:
 

mantiszn

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we did it with a mate when we were younger as an april fools joke..
he didn't use his car that often.. after a week in the sun it was so bad, he to had all the seats and trimmings replaced after which it still stank.. he ended up selling it and still had to knock some off the price cos the buyer could smell it.. haha shame..
you do stupid shit when you are young..

honestly... i agree with most here.. if your gut is telling you to let it go.. let it go man
believe in karma he'll get what he deserves no matter how much you want to be the one to give it to him.. or just fuck his wife/girlfriend (if he has one) that should even it up a bit :P


Genius. That would drive me nuts. That or just some large dead animal and put it in the driver seat... :shock:
 
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