The Cryptkeeper
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Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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Winter Woman
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[video=youtube;A-yEsB0vdcc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yEsB0vdcc[/video]
kush fario
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lmfao cats are so funny that cat just wants that fuckin food like right now! haha and he dosent realize hel get it anyway in a second haha
Winter Woman
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This how to not load a car. There went the car, the truck and his job.
[video=youtube;7L5EiqaBXW0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L5EiqaBXW0[/video]
[video=youtube;7L5EiqaBXW0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L5EiqaBXW0[/video]
Dirty Harry
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At the very end, the last guy walking into frame looks to be handing a cigarette to his mate as if, "Since were on break, lets have a smoke".
Winter Woman
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Here another beached whale. She needs a conversation with Dr. Phil, someone needs to tell her... someone needs to tell her... OMG.
[video=youtube;BK07ys_twwE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK07ys_twwE[/video]
[video=youtube;BK07ys_twwE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK07ys_twwE[/video]
smokermore
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is it just me, or does the car look like it got smashed a mili second before it actually hit the back of the truck? like right befor it smashes in the back, it looks like the hood pops up and the bumper smashes on nothing in mid air
kush fario
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lol its true pause it at 15 seconds the car is ar the back of the truck with no bumper and the hood crunched also in the next frame of it hitting the back of the truck the car looks fine strange 
kush fario
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carl.burnette
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kush fario
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nah i dissagree i think its a fake video there is also no bumper and have you ever seen a hood pop up ffrom driving up a steep incline i 4x4 all the time and its never happend to me.
Winter Woman
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[video=youtube;5ZSAnUGLH8g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZSAnUGLH8g[/video]
Winter Woman
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Women Are Evil By Nature
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes.. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to gently taste them.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes.. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to gently taste them.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered,
"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
Winter Woman
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Entrepreneur?????
Tragedy strikes again.
Another heartbreak for New Orleans!
It seems like every couple of days New Orleans loses one
Of its treasured entrepreneurs.
These people are the hope for the city and we must call THEM
Entrepreneur?????
It took me a couple of minutes to get it, but imagine,
He's 25 and has 3 sons and 6 daughters
NINE welfare recipients collecting $1500 each.....
That equals $13,500 a month !!! Now add food stamps,
Free medical, free school lunches, on and on and on.
Now that, to me, is a real Entrepreneur.
Now they will collect social security until they are 18!!!!!!!
Do the math, that's over $156,000.00 a year
It seems like every couple of days New Orleans loses one
Of its treasured entrepreneurs.
These people are the hope for the city and we must call THEM
Entrepreneur?????
It took me a couple of minutes to get it, but imagine,
He's 25 and has 3 sons and 6 daughters
NINE welfare recipients collecting $1500 each.....
That equals $13,500 a month !!! Now add food stamps,
Free medical, free school lunches, on and on and on.
Now that, to me, is a real Entrepreneur.
Now they will collect social security until they are 18!!!!!!!
Do the math, that's over $156,000.00 a year
Winter Woman
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Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell Happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering When you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a Retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over And over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers Are really
dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your Ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reell Gode.
warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
containers:
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell Happened to your bra and panties.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering When you are not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like
a Retard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over And over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers Are really
dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
Tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are Laughing WITH you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your Ass kicked.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reell Gode.
Winter Woman
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Winter Woman
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I can't remember if I posted this one or not. I wonder when the train dumps it's honey buckets?
[video=youtube;K3WF1ukNAH0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3WF1ukNAH0[/video]
[video=youtube;K3WF1ukNAH0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3WF1ukNAH0[/video]
Winter Woman
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Brokowsky, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.
After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new
acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.
As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table; asked him something in French (which Murphy couldn't understand); so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language.
After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a
wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner..... after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business!
After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new
acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.
As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table; asked him something in French (which Murphy couldn't understand); so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language.
After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a
wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner..... after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business!