xKuroiTaimax
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I think the bottom line of every story is- whatever happened- 'at least I've got green.'
Oh lovely to see you again, Cryptkeeper :3
Oh lovely to see you again, Cryptkeeper :3
Bitches be Crazy
- Thread starter Big P
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TigerClock
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^^^^Amen to that shit.
The Cryptkeeper
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And you madame! Had any erotic encounters with the fairer sex.
xKuroiTaimax
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Damn internet connection....
Ahem!
Thankyou ^^ And why yes I have- I can't talk unless I'm doing so from experience.
I always felt guilty for hitting on straight girls, like I was corrupting them or something, you know?
Bi people are often thought of as just plain greedy, perhaps I should control myself a little more.
So I had this straight friend and that is all I saw her as. One minute we were playing piano...
...and the next, she was straddling me.
Well, I wasn't complaining ;3
It's 2 am, time for my bedtime spliff and my furry blanket. Where the FUCK is my stuffed wolf??!
Ahem!
Thankyou ^^ And why yes I have- I can't talk unless I'm doing so from experience.
I always felt guilty for hitting on straight girls, like I was corrupting them or something, you know?
Bi people are often thought of as just plain greedy, perhaps I should control myself a little more.
So I had this straight friend and that is all I saw her as. One minute we were playing piano...
...and the next, she was straddling me.
Well, I wasn't complaining ;3
It's 2 am, time for my bedtime spliff and my furry blanket. Where the FUCK is my stuffed wolf??!
The Cryptkeeper
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xKuroiTaimax
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In London, dearest ^^
The Cryptkeeper
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I was having it away with this cracking Julie, my old China.
Big P
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1 am over here in the "netherlands" where im at my crazy bitch be sleepin, gotta say being firm and not giving a fuck seems to be workin. I got a couple scrapes and bruises and i cant see out of my right eye but besides that everything is goin pretty well with me an her pretty much, i can still move my right arm a tiny bit and doc says i should be able to walk again in about a week or two. 
man..........................bitches be crazy
my crazy bitch be sleepin, gotta say being firm and not giving a fuck seems to be workin. I got a couple scrapes and bruises and i cant see out of my right eye but besides that everything is goin pretty well with me an her pretty much, i can still move my right arm a tiny bit and doc says i should be able to walk again in about a week or two. man..........................bitches be crazy
The Cryptkeeper
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Damn skippy!
Big P
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Bigamy is having one wife too many, but so is monogamy
A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend says, “Why not?”
The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
Question: How is a woman like a laxative?
Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
A man put an ad in classified section of the newspaper: “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received several responses. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”.
Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
When a man marries Miss Right, he never realizes that her first name is “Always”.
Question: Why did the Army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Question: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After five years, your job still sucks.
Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Answer: Ten minutes of silence.
Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting?
Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
A man says to his friend, “I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
The friend says, “Why not?”
The man says, “I don’t like to interrupt her.”
Question: How is a woman like a laxative?
Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
A man put an ad in classified section of the newspaper: “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received several responses. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”.
Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women?
Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
When a man marries Miss Right, he never realizes that her first name is “Always”.
Question: Why did the Army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
Answer: They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Question: What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
Answer: After five years, your job still sucks.
Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Answer: Ten minutes of silence.
Question: What’s the ideal breakfast setting?
Answer: You’re sitting at the kitchen table and your son is on the cover of the Wheaties box, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of a milk carton.
xKuroiTaimax
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That's enough to smoke with. S'alright.I can still move my right arm a tiny bit and doc says i should be able to walk again in about a week or two.
*sigh* Damn it. I really miss being able to just stroll out and get cheap weed over the counter. I just saw an ad for £39 return by bus to Dam. I might go back for the summer.
Bitches be crazy... she stars drinking and the next mi ute she's all over me saying 'I know we're leaving school but don't you ever lose touch man..' She's crying... she's got her hands all over me... Hmm. Is it wrong for me to want to take up that offer sex she made in passing a week ago? X3
The Cryptkeeper
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Très mauvais.
xKuroiTaimax
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I know, I'm not that much of an insensitive jerk. Not one for taking advantage, being a sexual assault victim myself and all that. *cough*
But bitches be crazy because they give out mixed messages. She straddles me from time to time in my lunchbreak. Last time I came in to school with a crop top on UNDER a shirt and she still sat there, mouth agape, staring at my tits and trying to grab them.
Made me feel nice though, because I'm a little sensitive about my washboard. But I'm grown as I think I've stopped growing. I've accepted it at a 28D. Meh, you gotta just work with what you got.
I think that's a constructive attitude ^^
But bitches be crazy because they give out mixed messages. She straddles me from time to time in my lunchbreak. Last time I came in to school with a crop top on UNDER a shirt and she still sat there, mouth agape, staring at my tits and trying to grab them.
Made me feel nice though, because I'm a little sensitive about my washboard. But I'm grown as I think I've stopped growing. I've accepted it at a 28D. Meh, you gotta just work with what you got.
I think that's a constructive attitude ^^
The Cryptkeeper
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You just gotta tell me upfront for the sake of my visualization. Are you a dyke, or a pretty little straight girl who like girls.
xKuroiTaimax
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Visualise no more- you can make up your mind whether I'm pretty or not. I get friends people telling me I'm pretty occasionally, but I've had random shits hurling insults at me on the bus as well...
My hair's a bit fluffy and retarded but meh...
My hair's a bit fluffy and retarded but meh...
The Cryptkeeper
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I'm damn good ladies and gentlemen.
Thank you very much Kuroi. =)
Thank you very much Kuroi. =)