Medical Grade
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Just bump this thread if your about to take the browns to the super bowl.
How Long Can You Keep a Turtle Head?
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Gadaffiduck
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hahahaha!!!! That's a serious shart!
do you think your colon is punishing you for all that stress you caused it?
do you think your colon is punishing you for all that stress you caused it?
The Cryptkeeper
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everone is always saying to me what can i do to be more like you.
medicalmaryjane
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don't fart if you have to go. that is rule #1. that's nasty that you sharted a big wet shit into your shorts. you're like an infant.
mygirls
Medical Marijuana (MOD)
you get that too, thats awsome..
Medical Grade
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Now go drop them in the dirty laundry hamper so your wife can find them later!
heathaa
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just pinch it off at the neck you can make it an extra hour or so
mygirls
Medical Marijuana (MOD)
the only time i every shit myself was in reno. i was working the arabian horse show setting up horse stalls. a friend and i was in a casino when a hooker walked by. long story short she gave us sum coke and that coke gave me the shits really bad. and when i was not near a bathroom...
see4
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The old coke cut with laxative trick.. I fucking hate that shit. Usually got that in college from people who were not my normal connect...
The only thing worse was coke cut with speed or Ritalin.
The Cryptkeeper
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No. Coke is being cut with Levamisole nowadays and that is by far the worst cut that has ever been placed in it.
see4
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I wouldn't know about the new shit, I haven't done coke in 5 or 6 years. That shit is bad for you.
LostReefSponger
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see4
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Would you look at that! I mean just look at it, It's some Bartel Dew Mother Fuckin Taco in that dirty shart.
Own it!
Gadaffiduck
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I had a friend who had the funniest shit stories.
I would shart my pants once in a while but nothing too special.
Anyways I had to take an exam with this kid, the whole time I can hear him squirming in his chair and I'm laughing cause he told me the situation he was in before hand.
anyways, the first 20 minutes of the exam this kid jumps out of his seat with everything in his hands. the test, coat, backpack, pens, pencils, phone, everything, and throws the test on the table and books it out of class. Everyone just kind of gave him an odd look. I thought it was pretty funny, but not as funny as his other story.
His mom was out driving him around while he was handing out resumes, and the whole time he was telling her he had to shit but his mother wouldn't drive him home. He told me after about an hour of handing out resumes he started screaming at his mom telling her they HAD to go home. Well... they made it home except the second he dropped his pants shit went everywhere. And I mean everywhere.
he said it had a nice gravy consistency.
I would shart my pants once in a while but nothing too special.
Anyways I had to take an exam with this kid, the whole time I can hear him squirming in his chair and I'm laughing cause he told me the situation he was in before hand.
anyways, the first 20 minutes of the exam this kid jumps out of his seat with everything in his hands. the test, coat, backpack, pens, pencils, phone, everything, and throws the test on the table and books it out of class. Everyone just kind of gave him an odd look. I thought it was pretty funny, but not as funny as his other story.
His mom was out driving him around while he was handing out resumes, and the whole time he was telling her he had to shit but his mother wouldn't drive him home. He told me after about an hour of handing out resumes he started screaming at his mom telling her they HAD to go home. Well... they made it home except the second he dropped his pants shit went everywhere. And I mean everywhere.
he said it had a nice gravy consistency.