Totally Lost Track of Time the Other Day!

[TheJesusChrist]

sorry you guys!

 

[TheJesusChrist]

ok fine I'll be honest.

Randy Savage stopped in early and I totally lost track of time chillin with him.
Plus my dad gave me big lecture on how nobody is actually supposed to know when I'm supposed to come back.
I gotta go by the rules guys!

 

[Dizzle Frost]

hey if your not busy later..can you try to reason with the muslims ? there getting outa hand......hey i smell bane...you smokin a jesus joint?

 

[TheJesusChrist]

hey if your not busy later..can you try to reason with the muslims ? there getting outa hand......hey i smell bane...you smokin a jesus joint?

I'm smokin 24/7. Helps me stay enlightened. Although I tend to forget to answer a lot of prayers though.... oh well

I'll see what I can do with the Muslims. Allah is a pretty tough guy, hard to reason with...
he likes to threaten his own life if he doesn't get his own way and it's all just like fine! fine! alright! do what you want!

 

[Dizzle Frost]

ok thanks big guy!

maybe if you take away all the virgins they get when they blow us up...maybe they wont see a point anymore?

 

[TheJesusChrist]

ok thanks big guy!

maybe if you take away all the virgins they get when they blow us up...maybe they wont see a point anymore?

I've tried that, they really do have a ton of sexy babes up there in Muslim heaven but they're crazy motherf-ers!
I tried to set em free, tried to even do it Moses style but Allah was having none of it.
Now they got em all chained up and stuff... fuck there's some sexy babes up there...

 

[Dizzle Frost]

I've tried that, they really do have a ton of sexy babes up there in Muslim heaven but they're crazy motherf-ers!
I tried to set em free, tried to even do it Moses style but Allah was having none of it.
Now they got em all chained up and stuff... fuck there's some sexy babes up there...

I didnt realize the politics up there man. Jesus's job is never done!

 

[fdd2blk]

what's the deal with the colored eggs?

 

[TheJesusChrist]

what's the deal with the colored eggs?

We first tried Colored crosses.. but that didn't really attract the kids...
So we tried using eggs. They represent being born again? I think, and I just like making things colorful.

I'm not behind the whole "bunny rabbit laying eggs" though... that just makes no sense.

 

[fdd2blk]

We first tried Colored crosses.. but that didn't really attract the kids...
So we tried using eggs. They represent being born again? I think, and I just like making things colorful.

I'm not behind the whole "bunny rabbit laying eggs" though... that just makes no sense.

i feel enlightened. thank you jesus.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

what's the deal with the colored eggs?

million dollar question


im gonna go with pedo preiests using them like a fishing lure LOL

 

[Dizzle Frost]

someone roll jesus a joint up...hes always working

 

[TheJesusChrist]

million dollar question


im gonna go with pedo preiests using them like a fishing lure LOL

Well yes.. this is true, but those priests use whatever they can get.
I turned water into wine, but it wasn't made for priests to give to children!
I just wanted to show off...

 

[TheJesusChrist]

made me LOL alot lol

jesus is obviously nurturing that lamb...question is...are you getting it fat to eat? or jus showin it love...you work in mysterious ways and shit so lol

I'm glad you asked!
This lamb will actually be a sacrificial lamb. We wait till he gets nice and plumb and then I'll stab it in it's jugular, and watch it bleed to death.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

I'm glad you asked!
This lamb will actually be a sacrificial lamb. We wait till he gets nice and plumb and then I'll stab it in it's jugular, and watch it bleed to death.

yeah thats what i thought....i saw past the nurturing look , your a cold mofo when you need to be dude...thats how jesus has to roll tho

 

[TheJesusChrist]

yeah thats what i thought....i saw past the nurturing look , your a cold mofo when you need to be dude...thats how jesus has to roll tho

Yeah.. tough love as they say...

I'm glad you can look past all that and still respect me. You don't get that too often on earth!
Trust me I know!

 

[TheJesusChrist]

I'm waiting........

Turning turds into weed? I thought of it and...
Why the heck would you wanna smoke shitty buds!?!

I don't appreciate the dead lamb in your photo...

 

[lambofgod]

if you can turn blood into wine.

I'm sure you can turn crap into dank. Shouldn't be too hard.

The dead lamb represents only another beautiful part of life.

 

[IregAt420]

 

[TheJesusChrist]

if you can turn blood into wine.

I'm sure you can turn crap into dank. Shouldn't be too hard.

The dead lamb represents only another beautiful part of life.

You got a good point.
But really you need to stop patronizing me.