The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

A policeman pulled over a man and said: "Do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the man replied: "No, I thought I had gone deaf"

 

[mad dog bark]

easy all! congrats on the new born fella

 

[dura72]

Newcastle Secondary modern GCSE maths question 3(A)
If theres 5 chairs in 1 room and 7 chairs in another room
how many crayons can you fit up your nose ?

 

[sambo020482]

congrats bam nice1 m8.

 

[RobbieP]

congrats mate !

 

[sambo020482]

[video=youtube;AQhmGMM6FBQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQhmGMM6FBQ[/video]

that other version was too slow m8.

 

[Airwave]

A mother plant being kept in another location, under somebody else's care.

Foliage of said plant is very dry and crispy, due to heat. Anybody know if this plant will bounce back, or is it fucked? I have no experience with this.

 

[AcidTest]

A policeman pulled over a man and said: "Do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"

To which the man replied: "No, I thought I had gone deaf"

My grandfather beat my grandmother to death,

not with a stick or anything, he just died first.

 

[jimmygreenfingers]

A mother plant being kept in another location, under somebody else's care.

Foliage of said plant is very dry and crispy, due to heat. Anybody know if this plant will bounce back, or is it fucked? I have no experience with this.

If the heat issue is sorted out then i dont see why not. Cant be 100% but i'd say chances are pretty good.

 

[jimmygreenfingers]

Congrats to you and the mrs bam mate, nice one.

 

[Airwave]

If the heat issue is sorted out then i dont see why not. Cant be 100% but i'd say chances are pretty good.

That's really optimistic. lol

 

[tip top toker]

That's really optimistic. lol

I dunno man, takes an awful lot of neglet to kill a cannabis plant, i've tried. Only way i've managed was utterly whack Ph, other than that they just recover somehow. Magic beans, now i know what kind of beanstalk jack climbed into the clouds on! Vodka heh i'm enjoying this but it doesn't work as a liquid diet like beer does

 

[bamslayer]

well the bottle is empty now lol

and i no you girls are sleeping so i wont talk to LOUD lol

anyway i aint talking to you lightweights, just a BIG shout out to Bam and wishing only good things with the baby 2mora!!!

welcome back dragon lad! you moving crib with the girls in full flower!?! i did it once scared the fuckin shit out of me.
TTT, canada is the fuckin bollocks man, the popo catch you smoking a fatty n they'll say put it out take it elsewhere. no aggro nowt. different story if they catch you publicly boozin mind. to the cells you go.

good luck to you n yours Bam

thinking bout ya pain Bam! hope you aint spewed yet lolol

Whooooo big congrats to you and the missus Bam! wild time ahead.

Congrats Bam!!, 20 hours holy shit mate!!!

congratulations ma man, well done!! gee the wife and bairn a wee kiss fae aw the riu crew.

congrats bro! 20 hours ... damn, thats gotta take its toll down there haha.

congratz bam now ull need even more weed

easy all! congrats on the new born fella

congrats bam nice1 m8.

congrats mate !

Congrats to you and the mrs bam mate, nice one.

Cheers guys! and any1 i missed!..get impatiant lookin thru all the budporn lol

Hes doin well and the wife is doin great too so fuckin happy and am so grateful for all the wellwishes!! much appreciated dudes and will not forget it.

Believe in that collective consciousness n shit.

I get kicked out the hospital at night,so got maself ma first booze in 6 month to celebrate by maself haha

Again guys cheers for the thoughts and if iv missed any1 thru the thread sorry.

Live long and prosper !!lol if thats how u spell it.

aye 28 hours from waters breakin to me cutting the cord!she done it with 2 paracetamol and gas n air shes a legend,so proud of her she was in some fukin serious pain and had a bad bleed after the baby was out n needed an injection but baby got a natural birth.Which we really wanted.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS and my FMorder is sorted sambo so duble yay lol...

 

[bamslayer]

Oh aye n i only realised wot all yous meant by RIU mid labour ... lol kinda struck me out the blue...am slow wifout weed im tellin ye!!

 

[dura72]

Oh aye n i only realised wot all yous meant by RIU mid labour ... lol kinda struck me out the blue...am slow wifout weed im tellin ye!!

have u got a name sorted yet mate?

 

[tip top toker]

Househunting time. Looking for a 2-3 bedroom detatched with garden and outbuildings. Come next year there's every possibility that i will hva e a bit of a monster of a grow on. Just gotta sort out some steady finance, making an affordable automated kief machine is one of my plans for a partial income among a couple of ideas.#

Bam, if i send you like some tinnies of beer and a bag of bud, in return can you bring your son up for the next 18 years to believe he is Clark Kent?

 

[bamslayer]

have u got a name sorted yet mate?

Househunting time. Looking for a 2-3 bedroom detatched with garden and outbuildings. Come next year there's every possibility that i will hva e a bit of a monster of a grow on. Just gotta sort out some steady finance, making an affordable automated kief machine is one of my plans for a partial income among a couple of ideas.#

Bam, if i send you like some tinnies of beer and a bag of bud, in return can you bring your son up for the next 18 years to believe he is Clark Kent?

Il do anythin for a bag o bud haha

 

[bamslayer]

hes a wee bandit i was changin his nappy n he pissed twice on 2 fresh ones n the third he lit rip a massive vegmite fucker was absolutly stinkin lmao got to the 4th he was frowning at me as if he was sad he had nuthin else to fire out,was awsum haha

betta get back to the hospital thyev got some weird visitin times

 

[WOWgrow]

if thats your last name bam you might wanna delete that, just to be on safe side

 

[del66666]

congrats bam on the birth of your devil child............................