omg just go to the local bong shop ... if there is not a bong shop try a smoke ( cigarette) shop they usually have that shit ,, its called * quick fix * i have used it many many times with 110% results ,, u dont have to drink any nasty formula ,, take no pills like niacin that make u red & itch liek u have poision ivy ,,, .. quick fix comes in a lil squirt bottle & there is enough for 2 different uses ,,, it comes with a hand warmer .. just tape that warmer to teh bottle & keep it in ya pocket ,,, go into bathroom & fill their cup to teh line ,,, enjoy ......if this is for a job u will be all set ,, but i have herd alot of ppl say for parole its diff ,, probation , they just send u to the local clinic & have no probme ,,, BUT for parole ,, some officers are supposed to watch you piss in a cap OR stand behind you & watch thru a mirror ,, THIS IS AGAINST YOUR RIGHTS AS A CITIZEN ,,, LEARN YOUR RIGHTS ... i am in Michigan & have done alot of research on this ,, alot of ppl say they get watched ,, well ur dumm then ,,,, after i learned my rights ,, & they tried to watch me ,, i told them to get the hell out of my PRIVATE cell ( bathroom cell) ,,, but i am female so no fuss about that ,, now if u are a man ,,, & they try to watch you ,, tell them the same thing ,, get the fuck outta here im tryin to pee ,,, if he refuses to leave , then u refuse to pee & walk out ... , or ask him ( do you want to hold it & shake it for me too ) & then walk out ,,, & is they stop you while walkin out , tell them u have the right as an american citizen to urinate in private ... piss in public & see what happens to u ..... or tell them ,, there is some faggoit fukin queer officer in there starin at my schlong