Have drug test in two days need help!!

im taking a drug test in like 2 days and its really important that i pass. does anyone have any ideas? i was gonna try niacin but from what ive heard it doesant work well. ive been trying to drink alot of water but i need a for sure thing. and i cant drink vinegar. it makes me helllllaaa sick

niacin would work if you had more time

rent the movie "Harsh Times"

Christian bale does this thing with a turkey baster and some eye was fluid i think

it looks rather painful but it would make you pass the test as long as this isn't a government job or some job that they are doing super serious drug tests and if that was the case they most likely are gonna do a hair focile test or a blood test

its just a test to see if i have smoked weed. i just need to get the count down. im sure i cant be compleatly clean. but if i can get alot out of my system ill be alright. maybie ill just keep drinking water and take a niacin anyway

If you smoked in the last 72 hrs your pretty much screwed... dont take the test .. ..as for the turkey baster thing ... That was a movie Not real life

will i be able to get any of it out of my system?

Cranberry juice dude!! and lots of it. take B 12 it turns your piss neon yellow but it will make it so that it is not clear. if worse comes to worse drink lots of water and you will get a Negative dilute as a result and they will retest you later. good luck

Try drinking as much water as you can in the next 48 hrs. Try to down at least 4-5 gallons in the next two days.

In one or two of the jugs dump a packet of SureGel in them. Its used to make jello a semi solid. I dont know what the scientific reasons are. I have used it and i passed with it. Its gross ass shit, but just do it if you have to.

Or, find an herbal store and by some system flush, that is almost guaranteed clean pee.

drink water... lots of water , just drink as much in 2 days as you drink in 2 weeks and youll be good

i smoked 3 L's, 2 days before a drug test at a lab place for a job....and they checked for thc/pcp/amp/op/ all that shit. Passed with flying colors thanks to niacin and lots and lots of water

Someone else's clean fresh piss.

yeah iv heard of using someelse piss, just tape it to your theigh.

If thats not an option, I would just say water water water. You can drown from drinking to much though, so watch out lol

Jakenstuff said:

im taking a drug test in like 2 days and its really important that i pass. does anyone have any ideas? i was gonna try niacin but from what ive heard it doesant work well. ive been trying to drink alot of water but i need a for sure thing. and i cant drink vinegar. it makes me helllllaaa sick

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Dude how long have you known about it.. People on here who are on probation and shit that can't just lay off for a little while and come on here begging for help a couple days before deserve to fail..

edit: you could always buy a detox.. $25-$30.

my suggestion, Drink lot of fresh milk.

just eat some dandelions, not kidding either, look them up they are a natural detoxify. I have had great results never pissed dirty and I smoke everyday all day and get tested at least every other week. the ol laddie is a veggie nut....
My ol laddie recommends turnip greens and I know for a fact they work cause she smoked a j on the way to the lab and she was clean, loll
Lots of water and a very low fat intake meaning lots of fruits and veggies and you will be so clean your piss will be green....
But if you must use a chemical there is a product called Vales that does work if you drink plenty of water a couple days before the test and quit smoking a few day before as well. it can be found at almost any head shop.
The best way is to go natural IMO...

some you folks trying to kill him. you can die from drinking to much water. google it. just recently a radio show did a "hold your wee for a wii" contest a girl died like two days later.

we get that he f'd up. so what the solutions:
flush (drink lots of water)
does not always work. they test for color, visually, if you look on the cup you piss in. or the container they transfer it to. it will have temp strip on it, and strip that measures [SIZE=-1]creatine levels. if diluted it will do two thing. you will have to retest. and they will send that sample to the lab for the big test you wont pass that one.

if you do flush dont get stupid and drink 10 gallons water. take it easy 1/2 gallon. take some vitamin b. this will color your urine. eat lots of red meat. it has creatine in the blood. only give sample mid stream.
or a good source of both is the detox flush shit you get at the head shop. this shit does nothing more than water. don't believe that it alone works. it don't. with that said it has everything you need for a flush method. read the box creatine vb vb12. still i believe this method does not work. i have tested it with the same dip test (emit) you usually see when tested. and failed 3 time. at $40 a drinnk. this was for a job that would change me from living pay check to pay check to actually making a living and putting kids through college. well i got the job how. quit smoking. lol.

but i could get tested anytime i walk on to a site. i usally know that well ahead. and this did happen 4 week ago. so i have a no smoking friend pee for me. i would put it in one of those mini bottles of vodka. a couple of hand warmers from walmart $1.
30 min before i left for the test. i get the warmers going and tape it around the bottles. in 10-15 min it will be 100f -110f now remover the warmers. this is the fun part duct tape. no other tape going to do the job it will come off. duct tap wont come off. yea yea i know but your the idiot that still smoking. if you place it right and practice taking the lid off you could easily simulate a stream if being watched. well i am about 3" so the bottle perfect. loli wore this 3 hours and temp nerve went below 98f. the day i thought i was going to get tested i tape myself up went to work and wore it all day never got tested felt like a moron.
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get clean pee in a condom

omg just go to the local bong shop ... if there is not a bong shop try a smoke ( cigarette) shop they usually have that shit ,, its called * quick fix * i have used it many many times with 110% results ,, u dont have to drink any nasty formula ,, take no pills like niacin that make u red & itch liek u have poision ivy ,,, .. quick fix comes in a lil squirt bottle & there is enough for 2 different uses ,,, it comes with a hand warmer .. just tape that warmer to teh bottle & keep it in ya pocket ,,, go into bathroom & fill their cup to teh line ,,, enjoy ......if this is for a job u will be all set ,, but i have herd alot of ppl say for parole its diff ,, probation , they just send u to the local clinic & have no probme ,,, BUT for parole ,, some officers are supposed to watch you piss in a cap OR stand behind you & watch thru a mirror ,, THIS IS AGAINST YOUR RIGHTS AS A CITIZEN ,,, LEARN YOUR RIGHTS ... i am in Michigan & have done alot of research on this ,, alot of ppl say they get watched ,, well ur dumm then ,,,, after i learned my rights ,, & they tried to watch me ,, i told them to get the hell out of my PRIVATE cell ( bathroom cell) ,,, but i am female so no fuss about that ,, now if u are a man ,,, & they try to watch you ,, tell them the same thing ,, get the fuck outta here im tryin to pee ,,, if he refuses to leave , then u refuse to pee & walk out ... , or ask him ( do you want to hold it & shake it for me too ) & then walk out ,,, & is they stop you while walkin out , tell them u have the right as an american citizen to urinate in private ... piss in public & see what happens to u ..... or tell them ,, there is some faggoit fukin queer officer in there starin at my schlong

water doesn't work, don't let anyone tell you it does, all you will be doing is over hydrating your system. Formula 420 Detox Drink - Shell Shock Catalogue
use that, i've used it a couple times already and i know a few friends who have done the same thing. also, quit smoking right now until after the test.

get detox from any head shop. triple strength costs like 20 bucks. you just chug the shit down one hour before your test. (for thc)