The UK Growers Thread!

[RobbieP]

Fucks sake, you lot are a demanding bunch of nobs. I'm gonna start invoicing you!

hahaha you should keep your house in order

cheers m8

 

[Rotweiller]

ye man completely agree, he is 10 stone an his dad ws 15 stone no fat... beast of a dug loves fish n rice n beef haha n the odd fresh roadkill rabbit

Arrr But can you Dog Catch Fish ? lol... My one can ha ha .... I took her a few weeks back and i didn't catch a thing all day, While packing up sum bloke shouted behind me that my dog had just pulled something out of the water... It was a 2Lbs Bream and She promptly tried to eat it before i could get it off from her lol....

 

[tip top toker]

hahaha you should keep your house in order

cheers m8

My house no floor right now so vis a vis or however the fuck you spell that, this ent no house, more like a contradiction to the laws of physics

Atm i'm buying my stuff from a local butcher who has pretty darn good meat, but alas it's still a far cry from what i'm accustomed to. I used to be a butcher supplying the Fat Duck, the Gavroche, pretty much every London Michelin star restaurant and beyond, also with the fish. Really did result in making life suck a bit, went to a stupid expensive steak house for a work christmas meal and all anyone could do was rave to me about how i'd be blown away by the meat....meh..average at best

 

[Rotweiller]

Just beware of the consequences. You will end up with a box full of tar before too long. that stuff is a BITCH to clean up. But well, if you use it enough it really is the fucking works. Home smoked bacon? I say fuck yes!

Nowt against you Bam Damned Kevin and Robbie, nag nag nag nag clean your inbox haha, i'm a lazy cunt, sat in me beanbag with lots of stella biltong and loud music. Right now the lyrics are "i take drugsm i take drugs, i take drugs and you should too"

NOW You have said the Magic Word's "Smoked Bacon". lol.... Thanks for the tip about the Tar

 

[tip top toker]

Did i say smoked bacon? I meant apple smoked bacon

 

[bamslayer]

im gettin nice lamb at the mo but the clean pork is hard t find.i try to swap fish or veg for meat up here,every1 at it kinda a custom.but every1 wants bacon so its always gone before i can get a huge honker of th stuff haha

catchin fish??lol musta bn bread wif a grizzle bear

 

[Rotweiller]

Did i say smoked bacon? I meant apple smoked bacon

I'll be up all night now thinking "how quick can i build it and start cooking". How about Honey Smoked Bacon? lol...
Just had my dinner and now your making me hungry again...

 

[dura72]

thought about goin fishin myself today....but fridays my busy day for chasin debt dodgin fuckers and gettin ready for the weeken phone ringing experience.....fortunately i learned a long time ago tae throw the mobile on silent b4 baw baw time and every knows that knocking on my door is an absolute no no that may result in serious axe wounds....still wish i went fishin though, its been a few weeks and im startin to get a bit of cabin fever.
on the up side think my life may be getting a bit more organised, decorating house, got the building material for my new grow room and lookin forward to a month(at least) of sobriety starting on monday( therapists suggestion). almost debt free(to my more serious debtors, the rest can lick the sweat off my balls)...and even family life has somewhat improved (my girlfriend(sumtimes) hasnt caught me screwing around(she does suspect a new one dammit, thought i'd kept that bloody quiet)) ah well onward and upward.
and my black eye has almost gone. nice.

 

[pavement50]

if the neighbours horse sticks his head over my fence and chomps on my plant again i'll be having myself some well seasoned horsemeat!

 

[Rotweiller]

if the neighbours horse sticks his head over my fence and chomps on my plant again i'll be having myself some well seasoned horsemeat!

I'll buy some Cheap dog food of you lol.....

 

[bamslayer]

sounds gud dura a month sober fukin hell

 

[Rotweiller]

I think i know how you feel dura. I'm stuck on a load of medication and can't do fuck all coz of side effects and being stuck inside the same 4 walls is driving me Mad... Thank fuck i've got my dog to cuddle up to and she doesn't mind if i cheat on her And i've been off the drink since Christmas

 

[tip top toker]

Just seen my flatmate for the first time in like 10 days, he's been doing 18 hours work days at his company, (he's a crazy fucker, left home at 14, started a company and rented a whole house still at 14 for 2 years before selling it on for better things). Felt bad for him so gave him 10g of cheese for a tenner Why do people feel so bad when i give them damned plant matter for free?

 

[dura72]

dunno ttt, ahll send u my address, i can assure you of no moral quandaries on my part at such decadent behaviour.....send it up by the blood pound if u want...

 

[tip top toker]

He was shocked by the 1 jar, then i produced all the other jars, then i told himi had three more plants due for harvest in a weeks time. I think i've rather mortified him

That's two people now who've said they'll give me some money, i'm turning into a fucking drug dealer, and not the clever kind who tells them to fuck off if they havn't any money

 

[dura72]

after weekly sessions with my therapist i can actually see what he's talkin about, think im goin into a real re-invention mode. i kinda thought that if i gave up a few major parts of my life i'd have to almost change personalities but i can see i dont......im cutting away the deadwood to allow the fresh shoots of my new true life to shine thru....sounds like a cheap quote from a fuckin yank self help/empowerment book. and WHY does the word yank rhyme so well with wank....that just CAN'T be fuckin coincidence

 

[tip top toker]

Realistically though, he;'s full of shit. Give up ya bollocks and i'm pretty sure you'll change personality Ya could proabbly get a refund and everything.

 

[dura72]

ttt, there are no clever dealers.....ive been in this business a bloody long time and met dozens, must be bloody well over a hundred, at all levels and the one thing we've all got in common is a streak of insanity....very unbalanced people, the whole fuckin lot of us........and frequently we dont start that way but the bloody trade will screw your head off, take an egg whisk to ur brain and stick the fucker back on. backwards so that all ur ever doin is watching behind yourself. its a fuckin fast track insanity trip....although tbh tip, old buddy, methinks u may well be travelling upon this road already....

 

[dura72]

not so much giving up as just kinda controlling it, too much chaos, its fun but can be tiring after a bit.....but oh yeah mate, the guys a fuckin psychologist so by definition he's full of shit, i think thats a given lol

 

[tip top toker]

I'm kukoo on the head department no questions asked. I'm a bonafide crazy. Not gonan be like you dealer folk though in that i do not keep friends or aquantainces so have fuck all to sell to

I'd say my previous dealer was clever. He got away with ripping off his close family without them even raising an eyebrow, tenner a gram that or his family were a bunch of daft tossers, as lovely as they all are, i think that may have ben the case.