The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

A Jew is sitting in the hospital waiting area.
After three hours he walks up to the reception desk and says, "How much longer do I have to wait?"
The receptionist says, "They know you are here so you'll just have to be patient."
Finally after another two hours a hospital worker approaches the Jew.
He says, "How can I help?"
"The vending machine swallowed my 50p" replies the Jew.

 

[dura72]

I met a girl in a pub the other night and said "You remind me of my little toe".

She said, "Is that because I'm small and cute?".

I replied, "No, its because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table".

 

[dura72]

I've adopted a little African child, I worried that he wouldn't adapt well to our way of life...

So to make him feel at home, I put a treadmill in front of the sink.

 

[WOWgrow]

whats the difference between kev murphy and a puppy .... nothing, they both like everything, and everyone lol

 

[pavement50]

i;ve been trawling the outdoor section and cant seem to find any outdoor uk grows. just want to follow a few so i can compare with mine and help mine get through their run in with flowering.

Mine are just showing preflowers with a couple of small white pistols coming through.. does that mean i can roughly say they will be ready in about 8 weeks?

and also i'm worried about bud rot i hear alot about.. is there any way i can help my plants against this ?

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[supersillybilly]

Holly shit pavement. Your gonae get fucking millions aff them. Depends on the strain with the time thing. I'd say in 12 weeks your going to be smoking your way through a hell of a load.

 

[mantiszn]

i bet he would even "like" blue waffle...

google it if you not sure..

whats the difference between kev murphy and a puppy .... nothing, they both like everything, and everyone lol

 

[tip top toker]

i;ve been trawling the outdoor section and cant seem to find any outdoor uk grows. just want to follow a few so i can compare with mine and help mine get through their run in with flowering.

Mine are just showing preflowers with a couple of small white pistols coming through.. does that mean i can roughly say they will be ready in about 8 weeks?

and also i'm worried about bud rot i hear alot about.. is there any way i can help my plants against this ?

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My god man! I don't know who you are but i love you, outdoor UK grows are few and far between in terms of forum grows, but that looks absolutely corking. I will take on the persona of Johnny Two Hats so i can take multiple hats off to you! I agree with SillyBilly in that it'll most likely be a few weeks more than the typical 8 week indoor flowering time.

 

[pavement50]

one's a lemon skunk the other blue cheese, its my first outdoor grow but didnt think they would get this big. I'm going to have to probably dig a bloody hole in their den to give them the extra height they need. I'm hoping flowering will kick off soon properly so they'll stop growing.

 

[supersillybilly]

i bet he would even "like" blue waffle...

google it if you not sure..

Thanks for that m8. That image is now stained in my brain

 

[supersillybilly]

If they are showing pistils they shouldn't grow much more but Ive never done outdoor

 

[pavement50]

My god man! I don't know who you are but i love you, outdoor UK grows are few and far between in terms of forum grows, but that looks absolutely corking. I will take on the persona of Johnny Two Hats so i can take multiple hats off to you! I agree with SillyBilly in that it'll most likely be a few weeks more than the typical 8 week indoor flowering time.

thanks man.. i got a greenhouse and no neighbours so thought i'd get it on outside as its effortless and cheap as.

 

[dura72]

Thanks for that m8. That image is now stained in my brain

c'mon billy, i reckon you've seen 'blue waffle' before, right up close wae yer tongue hangin out...bet it smells lush!

 

[dura72]

thanks man.. i got a greenhouse and no neighbours so thought i'd get it on outside as its effortless and cheap as.

damn fine lookin plants mate.

 

[supersillybilly]

I have a weak stomach lads. Thats shit is well dodgy. If only I could get my weed to take on them colours

 

[WOWgrow]

i;ve been trawling the outdoor section and cant seem to find any outdoor uk grows. just want to follow a few so i can compare with mine and help mine get through their run in with flowering.

Mine are just showing preflowers with a couple of small white pistols coming through.. does that mean i can roughly say they will be ready in about 8 weeks?

and also i'm worried about bud rot i hear alot about.. is there any way i can help my plants against this ?

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awesome mate, pretty remarkable for a UK outdoor! the best thing you can do to prevent mold is just low humidity and good airflow, the humidity you cant really help but if they get rained on youre in a bit of trouble. is there anyway you can dig holes in that greenhouse? you need to shelter them really in our climate, and stick some fans in there, thats about it really.

still, wicked man.

 

[pavement50]

awesome mate, pretty remarkable for a UK outdoor! the best thing you can do to prevent mold is just low humidity and good airflow, the humidity you cant really help but if they get rained on youre in a bit of trouble. is there anyway you can dig holes in that greenhouse? you need to shelter them really in our climate, and stick some fans in there, thats about it really.

still, wicked man.

cheers mate. yeah wanna keep them in the greenhouse. i've got a couple of others in the garden outside and they are seriously being battered by the boughts of rain and shite cold weather we've had down here. their tops have turned purple. they're not loving it and not showing sex. So really i dont wanna move the other two outside. This weekend will be digging two deep big holes in the greenhouse and either put them in in their pots or take em out of their pots and plant them in the ground. Not sure yet. prob better in the ground but i like the idea of being able to move them if they are still in their pots. Either way they need a little more height.

Fans would be good but too much hassle mate with extension lead and shit.. i'm leaving the vent open which helps circulate a bit of air with the door left ajar. But they have shelter which will keep the pissin rain of em.

September and October are going to bring us some damn fine weather!

 

[dura72]

I hate when people say things and don't explain it properly, just like last Thursday.

 

[dura72]

I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth fairy etc.

Well now that I'm older I don't fall for that shit anymore, thank God.

 

[WOWgrow]

cheers mate. yeah wanna keep them in the greenhouse. i've got a couple of others in the garden outside and they are seriously being battered by the boughts of rain and shite cold weather we've had down here. their tops have turned purple. they're not loving it and not showing sex. So really i dont wanna move the other two outside. This weekend will be digging two deep big holes in the greenhouse and either put them in in their pots or take em out of their pots and plant them in the ground. Not sure yet. prob better in the ground but i like the idea of being able to move them if they are still in their pots. Either way they need a little more height.

Fans would be good but too much hassle mate with extension lead and shit.. i'm leaving the vent open which helps circulate a bit of air with the door left ajar. But they have shelter which will keep the pissin rain of em.

September and October are going to bring us some damn fine weather!

yeh sounds like a plan mate, we always get the best weather in september though!

tried my hand at bubble hash today

did 3 runs and some plant matter started getting through, the first screen gave me that shitty green stuff which Ill use for butter and the 25 micron screen gave me that really nice blonde. I got bored of re runs so just gonna get the remains through the gumby method and possibly cook with it.