How should I wipe my ass?!?! Just need some advice!

[dLoc07]

So I'm sitting in class, and I'm sick of fat people sitting down!! I'm fat and I stand during class.... And they just sit in thier seats. Makes me sick! So, anyways, I need some advice on how to wipe my ass? Yes I made a statement a question with the incorrect punctuation mark. Do I wipe front to back or back to front?? I know a guy. He's a guy I like. What should I do??

 

[jonblaze420]

so i'm sitting in class, and i'm sick of fat people sitting down!! I'm fat and i stand during class

lol .

 

[ganjames]

ahhh another day off and i get to sit on my ass, catch up on true blood and breaking bad (plus the season premiere of SOA tonight), and join in on the RIU chaos.

 

[westhamm1132]

why bother??

wipeing's a over rated waste of time.

 

[Metasynth]

Don't wipe it at all...

 

[dLoc07]

It just makes me sick they don't make a stick that you can wrap toilet paper around so fat people can reach their ass to wipe!!!

 

[dLoc07]

Plus there's this guy... And he's a guy... And we talk!!!

 

[Metasynth]

Plus there's this guy... And he's a guy... And we talk!!!

Aaaarg...I tried to resist, but that one made me LOL....

 

[dLoc07]

don't wipe it at all...

hahahahahaha!!!

 

[jonblaze420]

Plus there's this guy... And he's a guy... And we talk!!!

is it that guy who didn't want to kiss you lol "just give me a handy" randy?

 

[RyanTheRhino]

"you are not making any sense"

 

[dLoc07]

Aaaarg...I tried to resist, but that one made me LOL....

That's why I made this thread, to laugh and have fun!! I had a blast with my last thread but they deleted it.... Fucking mods!

 

[dLoc07]

is it that guy who didn't want to kiss you lol "just give me a handy" randy?

Fucking outstanding!!!! Lmfaolmaohahahahahaloloolllllolrotflrotflmaorotflmfao

 

[dLoc07]

"you are not making any sense"

If you don't know what were talking about, you probably won't understand any of this!!! With that said, I still sneak out of my house just to blow some guy that doesn't want to be with me but still comes to see me just to blow his nut! I'm in love with him!

 

[RyanTheRhino]

oh another **** thread

 

[dLoc07]

oh another urca thread

Not at all... This is all about me!!! But funny those things led you to assume it s about her. We do not speak of her in this thread. This is a warning. Do jot use her name again or you will receive mass punishment!

 

[DaBong]

So I'm sitting in class, and I'm sick of fat people sitting down!! I'm fat and I stand during class.... And they just sit in thier seats. Makes me sick! So, anyways, I need some advice on how to wipe my ass? Yes I made a statement a question with the incorrect punctuation mark. Do I wipe front to back or back to front?? I know a guy. He's a guy I like. What should I do??

Here you go....you'll figure it out....

 

[RyanTheRhino]

Well then fix your quote rule breaker lol

 

[april]

Wow so many inmature people attacking a person for no reason, now these are the real issues in RIU, how are these pointless comments any better then the initial posts ur mocking, ur doing what ur complaining about, don't u even get that? Rflmao ok i need to check my spaghetti sauce, off to the kitchen i go

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

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