Question For Female Midgets

[beardo]

I'm intrested in dating a Midget. I want to know the best way to meet someone and the best way to start a conversation and ultimately ask them out on a date. Are their any dating sites for midgets or should I try to talk to the ones I meet out on the street or should I try the carnival or wallmart? Any advice?

 

[RawBudzski]

A Midget tried to trick me into thinking she was under 18.. . Pfft.

 

[Johnny Retro]

this is how i get my midgets http://www.midgetdatingservice.com/

 

[rowlman]

it's Little People!...lol...we must remain politically correct on R.I.U....JK

 

[golddog]

I'm intrested in dating a Midget. I want to know the best way to meet someone and the best way to start a conversation and ultimately ask them out on a date. Are their any dating sites for midgets or should I try to talk to the ones I meet out on the street or should I try the carnival or wallmart? Any advice?

Carnival - I always see them around Midway

 

[Morgan Lynn]

I'm intrested in dating a Midget. I want to know the best way to meet someone and the best way to start a conversation and ultimately ask them out on a date. Are their any dating sites for midgets or should I try to talk to the ones I meet out on the street or should I try the carnival or wallmart? Any advice?

Read Tucker Max's "Assholes finish first"

He fucks a midget or two in that book.

 

[woodsmaneh!]

There are lots in small ville and you might want to say something like " Small world" and here is an idea for first date

 

[woodsmaneh!]

I get my dates from here, I do conversions

http://abljvd.meltingclocktimes.com/

"I'M PROUD TO BE A BLACK LESBIAN JEWISH VEGETARIAN DWARF!"

 

[Morgan Lynn]

There are lots in small ville and you might want to say something like " Small world" and here is an idea for first date

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bahahah they are so cute.

 

[nog]

check out the lollipop guild

 

[Luger187]

i hear Rivendell has good midgets

 

[RyanTheRhino]

haha. This reminds me when I saw a black gangster midget. Saggy pants, chains, bandanna, pimp walk, holding his pants up with one hand, and all the other manorisms. He jumped out of his Cadillac went into the gas station and came with a deuce. 24oz beer for people who don't know. This shit had me lmao

 

[jonblaze420]

beardo, this is a hit and run. see you on page 17

 

[marawana]

i just lol'd at work at the guy who suggested mini golf as the first date with a midget chick. that would be right up her alley.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Like Moe in the Simpsons when he meets a 'little person' online? Lol

I'm 5ft 1, do I count as a midget? Some call me fun-sized.

 

[Winter Woman]

4'10" is a midget. So you just made it above the line. lol.

 

[cannabineer]

No midgets for me. I'm done with these short relationships.
cheers 'neer

 

[beardo]

this is how i get my midgets http://www.midgetdatingservice.com/

Great link...
If there are any Midgets reading this please make an account and post in this thread-Thanks

 

[woodsmaneh!]

your competition, so you better look sharp

 

[beardo]

your competition, so you better look sharp

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Maybe I need a midget wing man, that's not a bad idea....