Question For Female Midgets

beardo · Sep 15, 2011

I'm intrested in dating a Midget. I want to know the best way to meet someone and the best way to start a conversation and ultimately ask them out on a date. Are their any dating sites for midgets or should I try to talk to the ones I meet out on the street or should I try the carnival or wallmart? Any advice?

RawBudzski · Sep 15, 2011

A Midget tried to trick me into thinking she was under 18.. . Pfft.

Johnny Retro · Sep 15, 2011

this is how i get my midgets http://www.midgetdatingservice.com/

rowlman · Sep 15, 2011

it's Little People!...lol...we must remain politically correct on R.I.U....JK

golddog · Sep 15, 2011

beardo said:
I'm intrested in dating a Midget. I want to know the best way to meet someone and the best way to start a conversation and ultimately ask them out on a date. Are their any dating sites for midgets or should I try to talk to the ones I meet out on the street or should I try the carnival or wallmart? Any advice?

Carnival - I always see them around Midway :joint:

Morgan Lynn · Sep 15, 2011

beardo said:
I'm intrested in dating a Midget. I want to know the best way to meet someone and the best way to start a conversation and ultimately ask them out on a date. Are their any dating sites for midgets or should I try to talk to the ones I meet out on the street or should I try the carnival or wallmart? Any advice?

Read Tucker Max's "Assholes finish first"

He fucks a midget or two in that book.

woodsmaneh! · Sep 15, 2011

There are lots in small ville and you might want to say something like " Small world" and here is an idea for first date

woodsmaneh! · Sep 15, 2011

I get my dates from here, I do conversions

http://abljvd.meltingclocktimes.com/

"I'M PROUD TO BE A BLACK LESBIAN JEWISH VEGETARIAN DWARF!"

Morgan Lynn · Sep 15, 2011

woodsmaneh! said:
There are lots in small ville and you might want to say something like " Small world" and here is an idea for first date

View attachment 1788123

bahahah they are so cute.

nog · Sep 15, 2011

check out the lollipop guild

Luger187 · Sep 15, 2011

i hear Rivendell has good midgets

RyanTheRhino · Sep 15, 2011

haha. This reminds me when I saw a black gangster midget. Saggy pants, chains, bandanna, pimp walk, holding his pants up with one hand, and all the other manorisms. He jumped out of his Cadillac went into the gas station and came with a deuce. 24oz beer for people who don't know. This shit had me lmao :lol:

jonblaze420 · Sep 15, 2011

beardo, this is a hit and run. see you on page 17

marawana · Sep 15, 2011

i just lol'd at work at the guy who suggested mini golf as the first date with a midget chick. that would be right up her alley.

xKuroiTaimax · Sep 15, 2011

Like Moe in the Simpsons when he meets a 'little person' online? Lol

I'm 5ft 1, do I count as a midget? Some call me fun-sized.

Winter Woman · Sep 15, 2011

4'10" is a midget. So you just made it above the line. lol.

cannabineer · Sep 15, 2011

No midgets for me. I'm done with these short relationships.
cheers 'neer

beardo · Sep 15, 2011

Johnny Retro said:
this is how i get my midgets http://www.midgetdatingservice.com/

Great link...
If there are any Midgets reading this please make an account and post in this thread-Thanks

woodsmaneh! · Sep 15, 2011

your competition, so you better look sharp

beardo · Sep 15, 2011

woodsmaneh! said:
your competition, so you better look sharp

View attachment 1788915

Maybe I need a midget wing man, that's not a bad idea....

Question For Female Midgets

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Active Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Active Member

Active Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Ursus marijanus

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Well-Known Member

Similar threads